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  • #592905
    Sacrilege
    Member

    We all have stories…

    #1011013
    WIY
    Member

    What do you mean by crazy? I’ve been in some scary situations like car accidents where I could have died Chas Vshalom.

    #1011014
    Ben Torah
    Participant

    The day I literally bumped into squeak at a restaurant…

    #1011015

    You start off with yours and we’ll say over ours!

    Tuna

    #1011016
    SJSinNYC
    Member

    I almost got kicked out of Fenway Park.

    I saw the Yankees win the World Series.

    I have two kids. That’s pretty crazy.

    #1011017
    Sacrilege
    Member

    My plane blew up.

    #1011018
    WIY
    Member

    Sacrilege

    That’s insane! Details! What happened?! Were people on it? Did it blow to pieces or just have a mini fire?

    #1011019

    That’s pretty cool.

    #1011020
    blueberrymuffin
    Participant

    I won the lottery!……in my dreams…

    #1011021
    bpt
    Participant

    I was walking a trail, stepped off a rock onto what looked like grass.

    It was a ditch, and I found myself waist deep in swamp.

    Yuck!

    #1011022
    phrum
    Member

    SJSinNYC

    I like your last one.

    #1011023
    Sacrilege
    Member

    I was on my way back from Israel. I was flying TWA (that explains it!) We were about 10 minutes in the air when there was a deafening sound and the plane jerked down-wards. The pilot made an anouncement on the PA system that we were going to make an emergency landing and we shouldnt be alarmed to see emergency personnel on the runway. They were supposed to be foaming the runway but we were losing too much altitude too quickly they didnt have a chance to do it and landing was a bit…. rough & loud! B”H everyone was ok, noone got hurt. What happened was an engine had exploded and caused the other 3 engines to go up in flames…. Good Times!

    It was actually pretty big news in Israel 🙂

    #1011024
    WIY
    Member

    Sacrilege

    I cant imagine how scared people must have been. Howd you handle it? Were you ok?

    #1011025
    squeak
    Participant

    Ben Turah- nischt geshtoigen, nischt gefloigen.

    #1011026
    Sacrilege
    Member

    WIY

    I was too young to really chap what was happening (I was 11)

    People always ask me if I have a fear of flying and I dont… as long as there are no Middle Eastern looking males (so, I’m a racist!)

    Which reminds me, a couple months after 9/11 I was flying and the Captain did a walk through of the plane and I looked at his name tag: Mohammad. My tehillim was put to good use on THAT flight 😀

    #1011027
    real-brisker
    Member

    sac – thats cool

    #1011028
    WIY
    Member

    Sacrilege

    I guess you are lucky you were young and dint chap. Most people who were older who did chap probably were left with an acute fear of flying that probably lasted them a while.

    Captain Mohammad? After 9/11? Im surprised nobody raised a stink.

    #1011029

    my friend and I getting attacked by two ‘yeshiva guys’ in the neve shortcut on our way back to seminary…

    #1011030
    yeshivaguy1
    Participant

    you’re sure you don’t mean shabobniks. What do you mean by attacked.

    #1011031
    Yalah
    Member

    I became a member on Yeshiva World and havent stopped commenting since!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JK

    #1011032
    Health
    Participant

    One of the times that I almost got arrested. I was in yeshiva and a baalhabus wanted to donate some furniture (beds) to the yeshiva. I went along to help schlep. We went in a uhaul to his deceased parents house in a quiet, not yeshivish town, at night. We finished loading up and were about to leave, when the cops blocked the driveway. A neighboor had called. B”H, the son hadn’t driven totally away and noticed what hapenned. He wasn’t parked in the driveway. He explained what was going on. I can just imagine what would have been a few seconds later. I don’t think the cops would have bought our story. We probably would have been in the town’s police jail for good few hours -till everything was cleared up.

    #1011033

    @yeshivaguy1…idk if the mods will allow me to go into detail on this one….get my drift??

    #1011034
    yeshivaguy1
    Participant

    was this in the last year or two? I picked up some talk from some guys I know about some kind of incident like this that they were involved in. (again, its not 100 percent clear what happpened to you)

    #1011035

    I came face to face with a hyena in the forest near Har Nof and it was getting dark…

    #1011036

    @yeshivaguy1 the vad harabonim of tzius in har nof got involved, idk if they ever caught the perps tho…it happened 3 years ago.

    #1011037
    oomis
    Participant

    I was walking a trail, stepped off a rock onto what looked like grass.

    It was a ditch, and I found myself waist deep in swamp.

    Yuck! “

    BPT, a similar thing happened to me when I was a little girl. We were at the park for a picnic and my dad and I were playing catch when I missed the ball, ran after it, and suddenly found myself sunk halfway in a swampy thing. I was screaming that I was in quicksand, and my daddy saved me. I was never so scared.

    #1011038

    While flying from New York to London (my home town), my plane ran out of fuel and we had to stop to refuel. We weren’t allowed off the plane, but when it was time to takeoff, one passenger was unaccounted for. We had to sit and wait for 3 hours while they tried to solve the mystery of the missing passenger. It turned out that the passenger was in the bathroom the entire 3 hours–doing what, I’m not sure, but he was found in the end. He didn’t even seem embarrassed.

    #1011039
    minyan gal
    Member

    About a year ago I was baking on a Sunday afternoon and ran out of flour. As I also needed to pick up a prescription, I ran out to the supermarket. I picked up my prescription and paid for it. I then picked up a bag of flour, went through the cashier and started to leave the store. A young man came up to me and said “Ma’am you have something in your handbag that you haven’t paid for and you will have to come with me.” Well, the kid was young enough to be my grandson and had a huge grin on his face. I followed him (like a lemming) to the customer service desk, but I began screaming at him that never before had I been treated like that. He kept claiming that he saw me put something in my purse near the pharmacy. Yes, I had put my wallet away. I emptied my entire handbag out and then he said “apparently I was mistaken”. Well, I let loose and demanded to see the store manager. The person at the service desk felt so badly for me that she came out from behind the desk and put her arms around me. The “security” kid said that he was going to write his report. At that point, I detained him and told him that he wasn’t going anywhere until the manager arrived. He still had the stupid snicker on his face. When the manager arrived he explained that security was provided by an outside organization and he gave me a phone number to call on Monday morning. The kid who “arrested” me decided to leave at this point – still smiling. I told him that I would have the last laugh when he lost his job. The next morning, bright and early, I was speaking to the owner of the company. When I told him about the incident he told me that he would investigate. He called me back within the hour and told me that this kid had been called for a review the next day. The next day the owner called me back and told me that the kid had been terminated. While I felt badly that he had lost his job, his actions had been totally inappropriate – as he smiled throughout the incident. I guess to compensate me and prevent me from seeking legal action, they sent me a $100.00 gift certificate. Now, that is the craziest thing that has happened to me. Can you just imagine my grandson saying “my Bubbie, the shoplifter”?

    #1011040
    barlev
    Participant

    In Dec 2006 i was in a store in Ramat Gan that trades in high value goods. While i was waiting, in came 3 hodded arabs with guns in thier hands making threats that if they wenrt given what they wanted, they would shoot us!

    one of the people in the store was ex-army and had a pistol but h WAS afraid to do anything

    they got away with 3 million shekel worth of goods………….

    #1011041

    I almost got security involved in the apple store for being in there for too long with a friend.

    #1011042
    WIY
    Member

    mischiefmaker

    Whats called too long? Its not a crime to take your time in a store…

    #1011043
    blinky
    Participant

    I guess to compensate me and prevent me from seeking legal action, they sent me a $100.00 gift certificate.

    Minyan gal- Cool! you should actually be thanking the kid! 🙂

    #1011044
    smartcookie
    Member

    I traveled overseas erev Yom Kippur and our luggages got lost withing the airline.

    We spent a frantic 24 hrs worrying if we’ll get our things back in time for Yom Tov(clothing, food…)

    Upon our arrival we shopped for basics that we needed for the day(underwear, a fresh towel, socks, pajamas…)

    A few hrs before Yom Tov we went to the airport and picked up the found luggages.

    One FULL suitcase with ready cooked food went straight to the garbage can.

    It was an experience! Not very spiritual for Erev Yom Kippur!

    #1011045
    minyan gal
    Member

    Minyan gal- Cool! you should actually be thanking the kid! 🙂

    Blinky – while the gift certificate was nice, I really wanted and needed a new car.

    #1011046
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    A basketball backboard fell on me.

    #1011047

    last year

    me and my friends were shopping in a mall and a security guard told us to follow him. he led us to a office and he said that we were being to noisy, and we were disturbing the shoppers (we may have made a little noise but not enough to disturb) and he said that we had to wait there until a parent or guardian came to pick us up. I was the only one of us 4 who had a phone.. but it was dead and they refused to let us use their phone.. so me and my friends started to scream.. a few people actually came to see if they could help but when they got there the guy told them that everything was under control.

    after a hour of screaming our throats were killing us my friend got an idea. she started to flirt with the security guard!

    after about 30 sec. he asked for my friends #, he was so disappointed when she didn’t give it to him.. I wonder why….then he actually let us go!

    as we were leaving another security guard came in with a group of teens (not Jewish) only then he realized his mistake…he was so embarrassed. he begged us not to tell anyone… we said okay and the second we got out of that office we stopped the first person passing by and borrowed their phone and we called 911

    now we laugh at the story but when it happened it was really scary!

    #1011048
    Makcklemore
    Member

    Absolutely nothing

    #1011049

    One day I started posting on the Coffee Room (where’s that?)… and then…

    #1011050
    bais yeshaya bochur
    Participant

    i jumped out of a plane 10,000 feet high on top of the Canadian rockies

    #1011051
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Fdt, inappropriate.

    #1011052

    rebyid..what’s inappropriate about my story?

    that my friend flirted with someone? if you haven’t realized we only were able to get out because of it.. and if you think that flirting is inappropriate then

    1-to bad

    2-read the tanach tonz of good people came out of inappropriate acts including-mashiach

    3-my friend wasn’t actually very religious at that point so its not like she’s gana listen…

    #1011053
    Utah
    Member

    I once posted on a thread that hasn’t been posted on for

    wait for it

    3 years!

    *gasp*

    How crazy of me to do something like this. This must be one of the craziest things ever. Top ten for sure.

    #1011054
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    1. To bad.

    Yes, it is a way to bad.

    #1011055
    Makcklemore
    Member

    O yeah I remember now. I stood on the edge of the Empire State Building, leaned over too much and fell. luckily I had a parachute but OOPS it was jammed, I started saying a kapitel of Tehillim only I couldn’t remember any. luckily I landed on two feet and I’m alive to tell the tale

    #1011056
    Makcklemore
    Member

    Well Utah, I posted on one that wasn’t posted on for…………5 years! Beat that!

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