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  • #1111095

    no

    youre not the only ones

    #1111096

    deiyezooger
    Member

    No you are not the only ones.

    Oh! jinks..

    #1111097

    minyan gal
    Member

    I have a few question for all potential candidates.

    1. Will we get a better grade of coffee around here?

    2. Will our (or at least my) taxes go down?

    3. Will we have at least one communal Shabbat dinner per month at

    no charge?

    4. Will travel charges incurred for attending above dinner be

    reimbursed?

    5. Will CR denizens receive gratis seats for the Yomtovim at the

    shul of their choice?

    The first candidate to answer all of my questions to my satisfaction will receive my vote.

    REMEMBER: Vote early and vote often.

    #1111098

    YW Moderator-42
    Moderator

    I nominate popa_bar_abba as mayor of the CR as well as his new city

    #1111099

    deiyezooger
    Member

    OK enough with the nomenations, we need to start voting!!

    Who is running?

    #1111100

    adorable
    Participant

    bpt- you think I meant he’s special in the way he eats his cereal?!?!? come on!!!!!!

    love- thanks for that! i dont only think its bad I think its horrible and mr 80 whenever it comes up ppl are always busy defending how good it is….

    #1111101

    mod 80 really? i remember you promoting it. but being that adorable thinks i talk about facebook a little too much i am reavaluating my decision

    #1111102

    CR 1
    Member

    deiyezooger

    I nomenate Moshiach Please Come I know hes new however you can tell he has a big heart from jis posts & i do not believe there is a minimum amount of time one has to be here to run….

    and i nominate myself as cr councilmen

    ok lets start a vote

    #1111103

    adorable
    Participant

    I won already! sorry!

    #1111104

    CR 1
    Member

    did i win cr councilmen or duputy mayor?

    #1111105

    ZeesKite
    Participant

    I was already nominated ‘Bored Member’

    #1111106

    WIY
    Member

    Does the mayor have to make sure the snow gets plowed?

    #1111107

    TheGoq
    Participant

    Mayor Adorable’s response to the earthquake was way to slow i vote we start impeachment proceedings at once!

    #1111108

    ME

    #1111109

    adorable
    Participant

    what do you mean? I was busy taking care of people during the shaking and not posting. I had to make sure the mods were safe and sound.

    #1111110

    TheGoq
    Participant

    Madame Mayor in a crises the people need to be assured and comforted by their elected officials we needed to hear from you!

    #1111111

    ootinny
    Member

    I elect the Goq!! Goq what does ur name mean?

    #1111112

    adorable
    Participant

    ur right. i wasnt that late was I?

    #1111113

    TheGoq
    Participant

    thank you for your vote of confidence ootin but politics is not for me, maybe we should give adorable one more chance.

    My name means no one is quite as Goqy as me.

    #1111114

    ronrsr
    Member

    I vote for Ed Koch.

    #1111115

    adorable
    Participant

    I HATE politics so please dont choose me!!!!!!!!

    #1111116

    Shticky Guy
    Participant

    I enjoyed this thread immensely. I think its the goqiest one ever started. Any new nominations either by or of new posters to the CR?

    #1111117

    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    I think we need a RAV for Coffeetown as well. i vote for am yisroel chai (AYC) as our new rav of Coffeetown!

    WOW, The Coffeetowner Roov!

    I’ll drink to that.

    L’Chaim Yidden, L’Chaim!

    #1111118

    Shticky Guy
    Participant

    BaalHabooze Why do I get the feeling that you would drink to anything? ☺ But it is a good suggestion. We would feel much better knowing that we had a roov over our heads! But then you would have to start a new thread of coffeetowner roov and not hijack this mayor thread.

    #1111119

    TheGoq
    Participant

    Be careful who you vote for Baal they might raise the drinking age.

    #1111120

    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    maybe your right ‘Shticky’, it should be in a seperate thread.

    Mayor: I’d vote for you ‘Goq’, but for a man of mystery as mayor….i don’t know….i’m getting suspicious u might just raise the drinking age 😉

    gotta be careful indeed…

    maybe ‘chayav inish livisumay’, he seems more my pace…:)

    #1111121

    TheGoq
    Participant

    How about it shall we try this again who wants to run???

    Just one rule Carlos Danger is ineligible to run.

    #1111122

    eclipse
    Member

    I vote for Goq…no one’s ever mad at him so there won’t be any “politics”

    #1111124

    Shopping613 🌠
    Participant

    I WANNA RUN!!!!!!1 PICK ME!!!!!!!!1ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ME!!!!!!

    #1111125

    TheGoq
    Participant

    I’m honored eclipse but my current position as head of the welcoming committee keeps me far too busy to be mayor as well.

    #1111126

    eclipse
    Member

    they say if you want something done you ask a busy person

    #1111127

    superme
    Member

    How about me for vice president?

    #1111128

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    Who do the rabbonim say to vote for?

    #1111129

    sharp
    Member

    DaasYochid, this brings us to a whole new election. For Rabbonim of Coffeetown.

    I hereby nominate DaasYochid, Sam2 and yitayningwut as the Vaad Harabbonim of Coffeetown.

    And this gives me an idea…

    #1111130

    sharp
    Member

    We need to get this race going.

    I have two very qualified and capable individuals that I’d like to nominate as mayor.

    1) Syag Lchochma

    2) popa_bar_abba

    #1111131

    TheGoq
    Participant

    Very good choices sharp!

    #1111132

    WIY
    Member

    I would vote popa color war general.

    #1111133

    TheGoq
    Participant

    Who should be the town kvetcher err i mean the town crier.

    #1111134

    TheGoq
    Participant

    I guess randomex was elected.

    #1111135

    Randomex
    Member

    <Grins> That’s very nice of you, but I don’t remember the vote. Of course, it’s your thread…

    Now mods, I appreciate the gesture, but there are to be no more exceptions to the official policy of no-bumping-year-old-threads.

    That’s an order!

    #1111136

    cozimjewish
    Member

    Me, duuuuuuuhh. If not then Randomex 🙂

    #1111137

    TheGoq
    Participant

    Randomex I’m from Cook County I know how to deliver the voters dead or alive.

    #1111138

    screwdriverdelight
    Participant

    Which CR poster would make the best US president? (If Trump could do it, why not one of us…)

    #1111139

    TheGoq
    Participant

    Popa, his slogan? an alter fleish in every pot!

    #1111140

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant
    #1111141

    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    It looks like feivel is the de facto mayor

    With a lot of people voting for 80 and the rule of no moderators which he is not

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