Arguing with the wife is a lot like trying to read the Terms of Use on the internet. In the end you just give up and go “I Agree”
Optimist- A man who leaves the engine running when his wife says she’s “just going to run inside the shop to grab a bottle of milk.
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
its not fair, for every 77 cents a woman loses, men lose a dollar