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  • in reply to: Kol Crown Heights #2276374
    englisherpotz
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    But you used to be able to listen it over the phone, the number was 712-432-0770 I think but it doesn’t work anymore.

    Jroot still exits? I used to listen to it from England years ago

    in reply to: Kol Crown Heights #2274334
    englisherpotz
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    I’m sure there is some geshmake guy here who knows the number, i used to love listening to it.

    But you do have a point

    in reply to: How did the Marvelous Middos Machine know in advance #2271146
    englisherpotz
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    I also have a groiseh kashe on The Golden Crown. Basically, when Nicholes announced that Boresov had killed Duke Alexander and he sent the Captin of the Royal Guard to the Forest of Petrosk to kill Borasov and recover the golden crown. Then, Nicholes goes to Alexander, but how did he get into the cell without the golden crown as only the golden crown could open the door to the cell?

    in reply to: How did the Marvelous Middos Machine know in advance #2270858
    englisherpotz
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    my issue is that Dr. Middos thinks he’s such a big tzaddik and he’s teaching the whole world good middos. Well I’m afraid he needs to work on his own middos, at the beginning of episode one when he stupidly didn’t plug in the computer and Shnooky was trying to help him he yelled at Shnooky, “SHNOOKY, CAN’T YOU SEE I’M BUSY?” causing Shnooky to cry. Go listen, he says through tears, “but don’t you have to put in the plug.”

    And then, in Episode four, when Uncle Moishy comes to visit him, he rudely chucks the boys out the house, “now off you go, all of you, of you go.” Is that a way to treat people who’ve come to help you??? Especially if one of more a shtick special needs (Shnooky and Shloompy).

    Besides for the fact that he’s a massive ba’al tavveh and he’s always into his food and he’s such a shloch that he doesn’t even own a vacuum cleaner or furniture polish and he has his doorbell inside his house!

    in reply to: Yeshiva Guys Fashion #2270564
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    I went to the optician today, really overbearing woman, claims that plastic are in now and insists that I can’t get too big.

    What your thoughts? I want to get massive metal, this was a non jewish optician, no jewish ones where I live

    in reply to: Yeshiva Guys Fashion #2270528
    englisherpotz
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    First of all: my name is Enlisherpotz. If you want to know what that is you’ll have to come live in England for a few years and you’ll find out all too well.

    Second of all: Yeah, you are probably right, I don’t mean the shpitz yeshivish

    in reply to: Yeshiva Guys Fashion #2270359
    englisherpotz
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    Okay, I really don’t want to moitzie laaz on the entire Jewish English community, them do not wreak havoc and all the rest…just if you are in a sort of American matsav, often the English are looked a bit…I dunno but I’m sure there are some people who know what I mean.

    And Rocky, tell me how I can follow you, you are about to become my new rebbi

    in reply to: Yeshiva Guys Fashion #2270357
    englisherpotz
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    Dear UJM

    I mamesh love you.

    1) The only thing that people like about English are our accents, you know when I’m in arzei and this lady asks me directions and then throws out how she loves my English accent. But it’s only those kav people who think that we are actually sophisticated. And by the way, I actually think that a lot of Americans are better spoken than English.

    Why do I think you look down on us? Well, clearly not you and when I go to America everyone is super nice but it is more in the American matsav in Israel, there they are not so interested in English coming in and wreaking havoc. I also think that once too many English guys start coming to a American Yeshiva. I’ve also had some disparaging remarks made more than once, but no worries, I still love Americans.

    2) Yeshivos, money, tzedaka, music, chessed etc. etc. etc.

    3) A circus tent hat are those massive hats that some people still insist on wearing. If you are lucky enough to have a shver and he’s over sixty, he might be wearing one.

    4) Cole Hann shoes are what I have on my feet. Swiss are the shoes which look like sneakers (trainers in my language) and have a “q” and epes maybe a “c” printed on the side, and Lululemon are what is now in the UPS delivery depot, I missed the delivery twice, but they are an overpriced pants (trousers) which are actually really cool and stunning fabric and the cool guys wear them.

    You should be gezunt un shtark!

    in reply to: Yeshiva Guys Fashion #2270313
    englisherpotz
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    Thank you guys! Keep em coming!

    You may actually be right about Chabad but I don’t cross paths with too many, the harry/yeshivish/cool Lakewood crew are cool enough for me.

    Brother Rocky, thanks for the info, will check out, would love to see pics.

    in reply to: Dead end job #2266536
    englisherpotz
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    thank you, definatly helpful. Probably most kedai to just leave the job and focus for the time being on my studies even though I won’t be making any money but will end up more qualified and have more job potential

    in reply to: Dead end job #2266242
    englisherpotz
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    Israel, currently

    in reply to: Virtual Israeli Bank Details #2264765
    englisherpotz
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    i meant that you are taking the tofful and making it into the ikkar, sorry.

    Can someone help me please, i reallly need the gelt

    in reply to: Clarification to mod and DaMoshe #2264690
    englisherpotz
    Participant

    pesonally, whenever people claim that they have the emmes aad the whole world needs to know it and belive it as well I find that a bit of a kasha.

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    in reply to: Virtual Israeli Bank Details #2264688
    englisherpotz
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    you guys are taking the ikar and making it into the tofful.

    I have had a colonoscopy but i don’t have enought money for any goverment to bat an eyelid at, besides for the goverment of my native country who only want to make the rich richer and the poor poorer so they allow the super rich to go on avoiding taxes while they go after all the benefit claiments making sure they don’t take an extra penny

    in reply to: Virtual Israeli Bank Details #2264438
    englisherpotz
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    Thank you guys.

    Basically, I’m not American or Israeli, just someone wants to send me money in shekel and I don’t have an Israeli bank account.

    When I get paid in USD I have proper US bank details from Wise and I was wondering if such a thing exists which will give me Israeli bank details without me even haing an account in Israel.

    in reply to: Ribis Sheilo #2261479
    englisherpotz
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    Thank you guys. You should all make lots of dosh!

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