H Newman

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    H Newman
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    A friend of mine ordered me to post this gem, ascribed to the Fallsberg Oylum:

    Do you know the teitch of a shnook?

    They each have their eigena kook.

    They make up a shita,

    Call themselves Shlita,

    And make sure their name’s on a book.

    in reply to: Limericks! #1221097
    H Newman
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    Here’s one I wrote a couple Purim’s ago.

    Read ????? ????? the right way, ????, to make it flow right.

    ?? ??? ?????? ??????

    ????? ???? ??? ???????

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    in reply to: Limericks! #1221096
    H Newman
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    I wrote this one last week:

    A sinful wife had such a thirst,

    She drank water a Kohen had cursed.

    With G-d’s name dissolved,

    Her sin not absolved,

    Her innards and stomach did burst!

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