A friend of mine ordered me to post this gem, ascribed to the Fallsberg Oylum:
Do you know the teitch of a shnook?
They each have their eigena kook.
They make up a shita,
Call themselves Shlita,
And make sure their name’s on a book.
Here’s one I wrote a couple Purim’s ago.
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I wrote this one last week:
A sinful wife had such a thirst,
She drank water a Kohen had cursed.
With G-d’s name dissolved,
Her sin not absolved,
Her innards and stomach did burst!