In the Journal News article reporting last nights pedestrian struck in Monsey they interviewed a Monsey resident about the incident:
Onlookers described the woman hit by the car as Hispanic and 30 to 40 years old. Monsey resident Ashry Yoshvi (?!) said the woman “wasn’t wearing a reflector,” gesturing to the yellow bands many people were wearing around their waists to make themselves visible in the headlights of oncoming cars.
Yoshvi said it was important to wear the reflectors, which had been distributed by Ramapo Supervisor Christopher St. Lawrence in an effort to keep the village’s residents safe.
(Origional YW story about this pedestrian struck was posted last evening – and can be viewed by clicking HERE)
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16 Responses
Would “Yekim Pirkun” sound better?
🙂
Much better tham “Asher Yotzor”
Asher Yotzar collided with Beth Kisay?
That’s pretty funny. Maybe the person wanted to remain anonymous and those were the first words that came to his/her head when asked for a name.
A few months ago The New York Times quoted me as Shlomo Zalman, as I didn’t want my name printed.
I would’ve used Menachem Uvel myself.
Dont laugh, there was a case at a wedding where a man was given the brocho under the chuppah of ‘asher yotzar es haodom,,,,,,,’
Anyways, he went up to the chuppah , started the brocho, apparantly lost track of himself and with the utmost KAVANAH recited it as follows, ‘ Boruch ato H’,,,,,,asher yotzar es haodom BICHOCHMO OVORO VO,,,,,,,
Boruch Ato
Boruch Sheomar
Shira Shirim
Guy Godol
Mordechai Hayehudi
Boruch Habo
Sholom Rav
Adam Godol
Bubba Maase
Then there are the three cowboys in Adon Olam:
Billy Reishis
Billy Sachlis
and
Kid Ruchi
There were four other witnesses at the accident
1) The Polish Catholic, Casmir N. Tukusarein
2) The Arab, Abdul Mashtin B’Kir
3) The German, D. Rex Von Tukus
4) The female swimmer, Gay Koken Offenyam
A little humor in time for Chanukkah. Thanks. Good names to remember.
Chinese Jew: Boruch HUju
I find it sad that people would lie (especially those who call themselves frum. Just say not thanks I don’t want my name used. Lying doesn’t speak well and fosters terribly wrong stereotypes. Some people think it’s a joke and funny, until people question their credibilty (then we hear they are anti-Semitic)
Her married name is Mrs. Vayseh-choh.Her son is Od,and her daughter is Selah.
roundabout, lying to professional lyers (i.e. reporters)? Sounds like a taste of their own medicine!
Frankly these losers will never even know that the name was a fake.
to add to “frum not crum”‘s list of witnesses
5) The Chinaman, Sum Dum Goy
6) The Star-worshiper, Oved Kochavim
7) The woman who works the “graveyard” shift, Beth Hakvaros (cousin of Menachum Uvel)
8) Her brother the judge, Baruch DayanEmes
9) The cross-dressing Indian, Beged Isha
10) The Prophet, Shmuel Aleph
11) The Shul secretary, Beth Kneset
12) The reform Rosh Hayeshiva, Beth Medrash