BREAKING REPORT: Former Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, a filthy, disgusting, rabid anti-Semite, who openly called for the the destruction of Israel, has been killed in an airstrike. His dear friend, Yisroel Dovid Weiss, who hugged and kissed him, and called him a “light onto the nations” when he attended his “Holocaust denial conference” in 2006 in Tehran, will be sitting Shiva for him.