Aspirin is a health aid. An aid echod is useless.
If Wal-Mart keeps lowering its prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free?
Have a little patience. The air and Muzak hit $0 a while back.
Why is it that no matter what color bubble-bath you use, the bubbles are always white?
The soap washes out the colors.
Because under-the-bed monsters are scared off by loud music and teenage drivers.
Why is it that every time I need a fifteen bus a two comes, but when I need a two (and come on time!!), two fifteens come before the two comes late??
The MTA likes tormenting you. Every other rider in the city gets their bus first.
I saw in my hallway a bike and a shopping cart leaning against a pole. Guess which one was locked up with the bike lock? WHY??
The purpose of the lock was to prevent the pole from being stolen. If the bike was locked to it, someone could have ridden away with the pole.
Why in NY do you get honked 26 times as soon as the light turns green…hmmmm
Because the horn died before the 27th honk.
Why do Jewish people say “I’m going to the country”, (which country) it should be called upstate.
Why did I just eat oh so much junk even if I wasn’t hungry AT ALL?
Why is it that no matter if I put a pair of socks in the wash only ONE comes out????