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  • #589190
    squeak
    Participant

    Scheduled for Friday noon. BYOF = Bring your own food.

    I’m having 2 potato knishes and a can of coke. It’s not too healthy, but then again, neither is having lunch with strangers.

    Noon sharp! So far I have reservations for 6, but there will be standing room.

    #646879
    Curious
    Member

    Can’t believe the mods let this through…

    What’s the seating arrangements?

    #646880
    YW Moderator-72
    Participant

    if you don’t bring food for the Moderators, I have a feeling the luncheon will be closed down.

    I’ll just have a coffee…

    #646881
    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    squeak: who’s the reservations for 6 for so far???

    #646882

    count me in

    #646883
    Itzik_s
    Member

    BS”D

    Your Friday noon is my Shabbos dinner so I will send:

    100 baked chickens

    30 kilos of rice

    50 liters of tehina

    75 challas

    and of course:

    a barrel of Nemirov Currant horilka (Ukrainian vodka), complete with an OU – and a barrel of kosher Georgian wine (OK mevushal)!

    #646884
    moish01
    Member

    i can’t stand for that long – crutches hurt. (by the way i totally got more muscle)

    so i think i’ll have a milkshake and a box of cocoa puffs. IF i’m invited, that is.

    squeak, are you still in a “do-good-deeds” mood?

    #646885
    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    mod72: i’ll bring your coffee, i know exactly how you like yours!!! where do you want me to buy it from????

    #646886
    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    i’ll bring chulent & over-nighter potato kuge!!!!

    #646887
    beacon
    Participant

    I’m bringing my brownies and some ice-cream… And I’m planning on sharing! (I know how amazing am I?!)

    #646888
    shkoyach
    Member

    oh man, you gotta have lunch when I am busy… maybe I’ll bring a coffee yogurt and step in for two seconds….

    good idea. bring 2. make mine sugar free. thanks :o) YW Moderator-72

    #646889
    qwertyuiop
    Member

    i’ll be a little late, sorry.$

    #646891
    Itzik_s
    Member

    BS”D

    oh – all that is on condition that someone bring me at least six litres of Diet Pepsi – I stopped holding by Diet Coke because of a real or imagined psak by Rav Landa shlita about Coke outside of E”Y. We have German Pepsi Max here but it is mamash like drinking antifreeze with gas.

    #646892
    RoshYeshivah
    Member

    I’ll have a chulent and a smoothie(a pareve one that is cuz the chulent has to be fleishig)! Btw squeak thanks for hosting the lunch maybe we can raise some money for the yeshiva!

    #646893

    oh so we have to bring s/t….i guess ill bring the coke lol

    #646894
    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    qwertyuiop: as long as you show up, that’s fine!!!!

    #646895
    qwertyuiop
    Member

    but i can bring mod72’s favorite: coffee, 5% sugar no milk.$

    #646896
    Curious
    Member

    shkoyach – Make it the Fit-N-Free coffee flavor, yum!!!

    #646897
    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    RoshYeshivah: asdfghjkl’s family foundation would write out a large check to the yeshiva!!!!

    #646898
    moish01
    Member

    Itzik, don’t be a party pooper. NO DIET ALLOWED! and by the way everyone, no coke allowed either. it’s gotta be Dr. Pepper!

    #646899
    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    qwertyuiop: buddy it’s a no sugar one!!! don’t make him mad!!!!!!!!

    #646900
    Curious
    Member

    asdf – The Irish Trust Fund?

    #646901
    qwertyuiop
    Member

    asdfghjkl: i missed you all, and i think(hope) he knows i’m joking.$

    #646903
    moish01
    Member

    hey where’s squeak? isn’t he supposed to be hosting this party?

    #646904
    RoshYeshivah
    Member

    That’s right moish! Don’t diet when partying!! Don’t you guys remember lipa’s diet song?

    #646905
    beacon
    Participant

    Gotta go with moish- definitely Dr. Pepper…

    #646906
    RoshYeshivah
    Member

    I think squeak will show up when there’s more food!

    #646907
    Itzik_s
    Member

    BS”D

    I want the diet for myself – I’m not thin! Diet Dr Pepper is OK for me too and even better – that is kosher AFAIK but we have only regular here not diet.

    Can The Irish Trust Fund bring some Guinness? I can bring it but the price here for it is wild even after the currency was devalued :(.

    #646908
    Curious
    Member

    I guess squeak is busy setting up the turnpike barrier in preparation for the big event.

    #646909
    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    Curious: the trust fund is my own actually!!! the check will be from asdfghjkl’s family foundation!!!

    RoshYeshivah: how about a thank you????

    #646910
    moish01
    Member

    hey moderators – don’t we get updates anywhere else? or does that not happen when a spontaneous party is being planned?

    #646911
    RoshYeshivah
    Member

    My goodness! this is probably the fastest growing thread we’ve ever had!!

    #646912
    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    qwertyuiop: we missed ya too!!! yeah he knows your kidding(i hope!!!)

    #646913
    mazal77
    Participant

    glad too see you all have time to eat on erev Shabbos. You all must be guys!!

    #646914
    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    mazal77: i take it you won’t be joining us!!! what a shame!!! i’ll save the leftovers for your kids for melavah malka!!!

    #646915

    Ok ill bring- roast, mechshe, rice, potatoes, humid, fasulya, spaghetti, soup, chicken, and spare ribs 🙂 (compliments of mommy syriansephardi, best cook ever)

    #646917
    Joseph
    Participant

    Anyone bringing SUSHI?

    #646918
    RoshYeshivah
    Member

    curious: I think he’s setting up the turnpike barrier as a mechitza. Asdf: on behalf of the CR luncheon we would like to award you with CR sponsor of the year!!!

    #646919
    moish01
    Member

    joseph, that’s GIRL food. don’t you want steak or chulent?

    #646920
    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    RoshYeshivah: thanx it’s such an honor!!! do i get to sit on the head table/the dais table???

    #646921
    mazal77
    Participant

    no, asdf, will not be joining you. Have more important things to do, like making sure I have food for Shabbos and a clean house !! Keep the leftovers, we’re getting Bagels for Meleva Malka!!

    #646922
    shkoyach
    Member

    Mod…. yuck! coffee yogurt without sugar just aint coffee yogurt, I dont care what! I’ve tried em all and there aint nuthin like the real stuff. I will bring regular coffee yogurt but if you want I can bring a strainer for you to strain out the sugar 😉

    Hey, whats a party without bklyn???? We gotta get her back! Moish help!

    #646923
    mazal77
    Participant

    Syrian- told you, have to explain things. Most people don’t know what Mechse is (any vegetable stuffed within it’s inch of it’s life with meat in rice,spiced with allspice and cinnamon, could be squash,tomato,potato, onions.. Hamid is a sweet and sour soup with veggies and meatballs traditionally served over rice. Fasulya is a bean dish made with/out meat. you forgot the Yebra(stuffed grape leaves or AKA Dolmas) I have in my freezer if anyone wants to pick it up.

    #646924
    Itzik_s
    Member

    BS”D

    Yes, regular Dr Pepper I can drink – regular cola tastes weird to me for some reason, especially Pepsi!

    #646925
    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    awesome thread.

    asdf- i was gonna say the chulent & overnite kugel, but if you insist on bringing it urself…. I’ll just have to bring myself. Then you can all rip me (instead of my posts) apart limb by limb and grill me over an open flame. Bon appetite

    All: warning- make sure the check is good b4 cashing it

    RY- that comment about raising dough for the yeshiva was so Rosh Yeshiva’ish- very good. You’re beginning to live up to ur screen name

    #646926
    squeak
    Participant

    moish, if you wake up early enough you are invited

    #646927
    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    moish- notice how long it took the mods to approve that post about sushi being GIRL food. They must have had a boxing match over that one

    #646928

    Itzik_s,

    how do you know what antifreeze with gas tastes like? 🙂

    moish and beacon,

    bring some extra Dr. Pepper for me please!!

    #646929
    squeak
    Participant

    BS”D

    Itzik: A Russian friend of mine explained to me once why the Russian coke tastes funny. Coke requires triple filtered water to be added to the syrup in the bottling plant (aka Dasani). It was very expensive for the Russian bottling plant to filter their tap water to Coca-Cola standards, so they increased the syrup ratio! I also couldn’t stand it!

    #646930
    Curious
    Member

    Where’s everyone? Having a hard time with that turnpike barrier?

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