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  • #1122375

    the.nurse
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    ok ames, if you don’t believe me, how about this? ask help a medical question and see if she knows the answer. i promise i won’t tell her. then you’ll know if she’s the nurse or not.

    #1122376

    helpishere
    Member

    squeak, why don’t you confess who you really are?

    #1122377

    the.nurse
    Member

    squeak, can you tell me how you do that? i’m curious

    #1122378

    helpishere
    Member

    ames you are gaining your cleaverness after all

    #1122379

    squeak
    Participant

    I confess. I am really the nurse and helpishere. Satisfied?

    #1122380

    mepal
    Member

    help, he’s a mouse. The one found in believers house 😉

    #1122381

    helpishere
    Member

    ames,

    1. You are soooooooo off

    2. true true

    3. you gave away a piece of your identity, a CR no no

    #1122382

    mepal
    Member

    26, time for you to do your wonders again!

    I meant you should fix the big, bad box problem!

    #1122383

    helpishere
    Member

    mepal, can i have a drink? the cake made me thirsty. and oh, whose cleaning up after the party?

    #1122384

    Anonymous

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    #1122385

    squeak
    Participant

    nurse, if you have never met a person who can tell you one birthday based on your age and the other birthday, then I can’t convince you how effortlessly it can be done. Devising the age from two birthdays is the same calculation. For those who don’t have the calendar rules memorized, there is an easy way too – google.

    #1122386

    mepal
    Member

    ah, there you go! Thanks!

    #1122387

    mepal
    Member

    help, go ask the waiter. Ask for two, please.

    And check the garbage thread (a few posts up) to see who’ll do the cleaning 😉

    #1122388

    the.nurse
    Member

    hey ames, i figured i’d give it a shot 🙂

    #1122389

    helpishere
    Member

    so ames now you know: squeak, help and nurse are one and the same…OR are we?

    #1122390

    squeak
    Participant

    so ames now you know: squeak, help and nurse are one and the same…OR are we?

    #1122391

    helpishere
    Member

    ames, i can’t make it so easy for you…you have to figure that out.

    #1122392

    the.nurse-

    Happy birthday.

    Today’s your Hebrew birthday,

    The English one is a fake,

    As proof, today you received,

    A “virtual” chocolate cake.

    #1122393

    mepal
    Member

    so squeak, THAT’s how you figured out nurses age! Brilliant! Just brilliant.

    (being that you are one and the same)

    #1122394

    the.nurse
    Member

    honest, ames i’m really not helpishere. obviously i can’t force you to believe me so i don’t know what to tell you.

    i need kapusta here, she usually defends me.

    #1122395

    helpishere
    Member

    the.nurse is not me, we work together….but squeak and help….

    #1122396

    helpishere
    Member

    ames you always have your suspicions…tell me who you think i am and i’ll tell you if your right or wrong…

    #1122397

    helpishere
    Member

    ok we are getting so off track…today is NURSES’ birthday and we are in her party, lets not ruin it.

    nurse I want a juicy bruocha

    mepal, they only had diet coke left, i hope that’s ok

    #1122398

    helpishere
    Member

    nurse, I present you with the gift of 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 :):) 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 :):) 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 :):) 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 :):) 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 :):) 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 :):) 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 [a thousand smiles] I’d give you a thousad !!!!! but that gift was given already adn I wanted to be original.

    May you only have laughters and smiles on your face always!!

    #1122399

    Anonymous

    the.nurse and helpishere, please send me an email ASAP.

    you can send it to “moderator26@theyeshivaworld.com”…..80

    #1122400

    mepal
    Member

    help. Fix that QUICK!

    #1122401

    squeak
    Participant

    nurse – let me get this. Help is a co-worker of yours, and you are an RN but help had no medical knowledge? So is help the janitor, or are fast food shops now hiring nurses?

    #1122402

    mepal
    Member

    Uh. Oh.

    help: no. They only have soft drinks? Where are the wines? Go back and ask again.

    #1122403

    the.nurse
    Member

    awww help, thats so sweet!! thank you!!! 🙂 AMEN!

    (isnt this sad, we are sitting literally 10 feet from each other and we are communicating through the CR… a sign of the times!)

    #1122404

    the.nurse
    Member

    no, squeak, i just recently passed my boards and dont have a job as a nurse yet.. i work in an office still until i get my nursing job iyH

    #1122405

    squeak
    Participant

    nurse – well then I know just the birthday present for you! Make sure that you get a lot of sleep now, though. It’ll be your last chance for a while.

    #1122406

    helpishere
    Member

    mod 26, are we in trouble? when i was in school i was such a good student…i was never called into the office and now this :0(

    Don’t worry. It doesn’t go on your permanent record…80

    mepal, they carded me so no wine…

    #1122407

    the.nurse
    Member

    26, i just emailed you

    #1122408

    helpishere
    Member

    26, email is on the way….now you can verify the ips.

    #1122409

    the.nurse
    Member

    yea i know squeak.. thanks!

    #1122419

    mepal
    Member

    We need a new page. this one it too off (thanks help 😉

    #1122420

    mepal
    Member

    help, I’ll make sure to put in an order for your bday (since mine is like 11 months away ;))

    #1122421

    Anonymous

    sorry ames, looks like they’re 2 different posters after all…

    #1122422

    kapusta
    Participant

    ok, seems like I missed the cake (I don’t understand this business)

    k, let me make myself clear if anyone still doesn’t understand. I know the.nurse, I do NOT know helpishere (yet) they are NOT the same person so whoever started the arguement should please check facts before starting rumors next time.

    helpishere, I offer my sympathy that you were accused of being the.nurse, it doesn’t leave a good impression for anyone who associates with you… 😉 btw, nice to meet you!

    happy hebrew birthday to the.nurse, and now that I’m here, I vote we have another party!

    *kapusta*

    #1122423

    mepal
    Member

    kapusta, check the garbage thread. I’ll let you have the last peice.

    #1122424

    helpishere
    Member

    kapusta, the pleasure is all mine (as long as you don’t crack jokes at me, i am very sensative sniff sniff). I was thrilled that people thought i was nurse that means i get to be tall …

    #1122425

    helpishere
    Member

    ok, party for the.nurse at my desk…just keep your voices down, we don’t need the boss to know

    #1122426

    mepal
    Member

    help, its ok, short pp are wonderful too! (and i talk from experience…;))

    #1122427

    helpishere
    Member

    great things do come in small packages :o).

    mepal i need to make a cake…help me out. i need balloons and decorations too

    #1122428

    mepal
    Member

    help, you got wine this time?

    #1122429

    mepal
    Member

    google ascii art. I think I stated already that I dont bake. You gotta ask ames for the real stuff. Or kapusta, I think she’s also good 😉

    #1122430

    helpishere
    Member

    i got the wine (white and red, dry and semi), i wore a disguise, and stood on my tippy toes…

    #1122431

    helpishere
    Member

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    #1122432

    mepal
    Member

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    helpishere
    Member
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