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September 2, 2009 4:23 pm at 4:23 pm #1122375the.nurseMember
ok ames, if you don’t believe me, how about this? ask help a medical question and see if she knows the answer. i promise i won’t tell her. then you’ll know if she’s the nurse or not.
September 2, 2009 4:23 pm at 4:23 pm #1122376helpishereMembersqueak, why don’t you confess who you really are?
September 2, 2009 4:24 pm at 4:24 pm #1122377the.nurseMembersqueak, can you tell me how you do that? i’m curious
September 2, 2009 4:24 pm at 4:24 pm #1122378helpishereMemberames you are gaining your cleaverness after all
September 2, 2009 4:26 pm at 4:26 pm #1122379squeakParticipantI confess. I am really the nurse and helpishere. Satisfied?
September 2, 2009 4:26 pm at 4:26 pm #1122380mepalMemberhelp, he’s a mouse. The one found in believers house 😉
September 2, 2009 4:26 pm at 4:26 pm #1122381helpishereMemberames,
1. You are soooooooo off
2. true true
3. you gave away a piece of your identity, a CR no no
September 2, 2009 4:27 pm at 4:27 pm #1122382mepalMember26, time for you to do your wonders again!
I meant you should fix the big, bad box problem!
September 2, 2009 4:27 pm at 4:27 pm #1122383helpishereMembermepal, can i have a drink? the cake made me thirsty. and oh, whose cleaning up after the party?
September 2, 2009 4:27 pm at 4:27 pm #1122384AnonymousInactive.
September 2, 2009 4:28 pm at 4:28 pm #1122385squeakParticipantnurse, if you have never met a person who can tell you one birthday based on your age and the other birthday, then I can’t convince you how effortlessly it can be done. Devising the age from two birthdays is the same calculation. For those who don’t have the calendar rules memorized, there is an easy way too – google.
September 2, 2009 4:28 pm at 4:28 pm #1122386mepalMemberah, there you go! Thanks!
September 2, 2009 4:30 pm at 4:30 pm #1122387mepalMemberhelp, go ask the waiter. Ask for two, please.
And check the garbage thread (a few posts up) to see who’ll do the cleaning 😉
September 2, 2009 4:31 pm at 4:31 pm #1122388the.nurseMemberhey ames, i figured i’d give it a shot 🙂
September 2, 2009 4:31 pm at 4:31 pm #1122389helpishereMemberso ames now you know: squeak, help and nurse are one and the same…OR are we?
September 2, 2009 4:32 pm at 4:32 pm #1122390squeakParticipantso ames now you know: squeak, help and nurse are one and the same…OR are we?
September 2, 2009 4:33 pm at 4:33 pm #1122391helpishereMemberames, i can’t make it so easy for you…you have to figure that out.
September 2, 2009 4:33 pm at 4:33 pm #1122392I can only tryMemberthe.nurse-
Happy birthday.
Today’s your Hebrew birthday,
The English one is a fake,
As proof, today you received,
A “virtual” chocolate cake.
September 2, 2009 4:34 pm at 4:34 pm #1122393mepalMemberso squeak, THAT’s how you figured out nurses age! Brilliant! Just brilliant.
(being that you are one and the same)
September 2, 2009 4:34 pm at 4:34 pm #1122394the.nurseMemberhonest, ames i’m really not helpishere. obviously i can’t force you to believe me so i don’t know what to tell you.
i need kapusta here, she usually defends me.
September 2, 2009 4:37 pm at 4:37 pm #1122395helpishereMemberthe.nurse is not me, we work together….but squeak and help….
September 2, 2009 4:38 pm at 4:38 pm #1122396helpishereMemberames you always have your suspicions…tell me who you think i am and i’ll tell you if your right or wrong…
September 2, 2009 4:39 pm at 4:39 pm #1122397helpishereMemberok we are getting so off track…today is NURSES’ birthday and we are in her party, lets not ruin it.
nurse I want a juicy bruocha
mepal, they only had diet coke left, i hope that’s ok
September 2, 2009 4:41 pm at 4:41 pm #1122398helpishereMembernurse, I present you with the gift of 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 :):) 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 :):) 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 :):) 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 :):) 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 :):) 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 :):) 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 [a thousand smiles] I’d give you a thousad !!!!! but that gift was given already adn I wanted to be original.
May you only have laughters and smiles on your face always!!
September 2, 2009 4:42 pm at 4:42 pm #1122399AnonymousInactivethe.nurse and helpishere, please send me an email ASAP.
September 2, 2009 4:42 pm at 4:42 pm #1122400mepalMemberhelp. Fix that QUICK!
September 2, 2009 4:44 pm at 4:44 pm #1122401squeakParticipantnurse – let me get this. Help is a co-worker of yours, and you are an RN but help had no medical knowledge? So is help the janitor, or are fast food shops now hiring nurses?
September 2, 2009 4:44 pm at 4:44 pm #1122402mepalMemberUh. Oh.
help: no. They only have soft drinks? Where are the wines? Go back and ask again.
September 2, 2009 4:45 pm at 4:45 pm #1122403the.nurseMemberawww help, thats so sweet!! thank you!!! 🙂 AMEN!
(isnt this sad, we are sitting literally 10 feet from each other and we are communicating through the CR… a sign of the times!)
September 2, 2009 4:47 pm at 4:47 pm #1122404the.nurseMemberno, squeak, i just recently passed my boards and dont have a job as a nurse yet.. i work in an office still until i get my nursing job iyH
September 2, 2009 4:50 pm at 4:50 pm #1122405squeakParticipantnurse – well then I know just the birthday present for you! Make sure that you get a lot of sleep now, though. It’ll be your last chance for a while.
September 2, 2009 4:56 pm at 4:56 pm #1122406helpishereMembermod 26, are we in trouble? when i was in school i was such a good student…i was never called into the office and now this :0(
Don’t worry. It doesn’t go on your permanent record…80
mepal, they carded me so no wine…
September 2, 2009 4:57 pm at 4:57 pm #1122407the.nurseMember26, i just emailed you
September 2, 2009 4:58 pm at 4:58 pm #1122408helpishereMember26, email is on the way….now you can verify the ips.
September 2, 2009 4:58 pm at 4:58 pm #1122409the.nurseMemberyea i know squeak.. thanks!
September 2, 2009 5:03 pm at 5:03 pm #1122419mepalMemberWe need a new page. this one it too off (thanks help 😉
September 2, 2009 5:06 pm at 5:06 pm #1122420mepalMemberhelp, I’ll make sure to put in an order for your bday (since mine is like 11 months away ;))
September 2, 2009 5:11 pm at 5:11 pm #1122421AnonymousInactivesorry ames, looks like they’re 2 different posters after all…
September 2, 2009 5:34 pm at 5:34 pm #1122422kapustaParticipantok, seems like I missed the cake (I don’t understand this business)
k, let me make myself clear if anyone still doesn’t understand. I know the.nurse, I do NOT know helpishere (yet) they are NOT the same person so whoever started the arguement should please check facts before starting rumors next time.
helpishere, I offer my sympathy that you were accused of being the.nurse, it doesn’t leave a good impression for anyone who associates with you… 😉 btw, nice to meet you!
happy hebrew birthday to the.nurse, and now that I’m here, I vote we have another party!
September 2, 2009 5:42 pm at 5:42 pm #1122423mepalMemberkapusta, check the garbage thread. I’ll let you have the last peice.
September 2, 2009 5:49 pm at 5:49 pm #1122424helpishereMemberkapusta, the pleasure is all mine (as long as you don’t crack jokes at me, i am very sensative sniff sniff). I was thrilled that people thought i was nurse that means i get to be tall …
September 2, 2009 5:51 pm at 5:51 pm #1122425helpishereMemberok, party for the.nurse at my desk…just keep your voices down, we don’t need the boss to know
September 2, 2009 5:55 pm at 5:55 pm #1122426mepalMemberhelp, its ok, short pp are wonderful too! (and i talk from experience…;))
September 2, 2009 6:01 pm at 6:01 pm #1122427helpishereMembergreat things do come in small packages :o).
mepal i need to make a cake…help me out. i need balloons and decorations too
September 2, 2009 6:03 pm at 6:03 pm #1122428mepalMemberhelp, you got wine this time?
September 2, 2009 6:05 pm at 6:05 pm #1122429mepalMembergoogle ascii art. I think I stated already that I dont bake. You gotta ask ames for the real stuff. Or kapusta, I think she’s also good 😉
September 2, 2009 6:07 pm at 6:07 pm #1122430helpishereMemberi got the wine (white and red, dry and semi), i wore a disguise, and stood on my tippy toes…
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