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  • #611406
    TheGoq
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    Try to guess what this is (no googling allowed!)

    #990336
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
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    Sounds like a reference to eating turkey while the menorah is lit.

    Does Bing count? jk

    #990337
    🍫Syag Lchochma
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    oh barf!

    #990338

    For thanksgivingkuh????

    #990339
    TheGoq
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    yes gryffindorable they are turkey shaped menorahs and there are all kinds being made out there i know its not something a frum yid would do but darn it they are cute!

    #990340
    WIY
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    Goq

    I thought that’s what male turkeys are called.

    #990341
    WIY
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    Syag

    Totally agree. What a perversion of something holy. Just mix it all together. Have a happy chrismihanuthankgivingpurimeasterpesachukah.

    #990342
    just my hapence
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    <bad French accent>Yuer Menurkey is burekking ze liewa</bad French accent>

    #990343
    notasheep
    Member

    ha ha jmh

    #990344
    just my hapence
    Participant

    notasheep – Well I thought it was very good anyway… Was meant to cheer you up…

    #990345

    not a kosher menorah but really clever

    #990346
    LevAryeh
    Member

    not a kosher turkey but really clever

    #990347
    live right
    Member

    did you guys all know that we celebrate Hannukah to commemorate the strength and bravery of the Maccabim???? that’s what they’ve been saying on the news. so if you agree, go talk to a rabbi. whos Orthodox

    #990348
    LevAryeh
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    live right +1

    #990349
    zahavasdad
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    Sometimes people need to lighten up,Its ok to laugh and make jokes once in a while

    #990350
    ubiquitin
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    LAB

    I did know that its a beferish Rambam, the very first 3 halachos on chanuka. Why did you have another more “correct” celebration in mind that isnt mentioned in the Gemara or Rishonim

    #990351
    👑RebYidd23
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    To celebrate that you can mix two holidays and get something not a menorah or a turkey. Maybe they could have done the opposite.

    #990352
    LevAryeh
    Member

    ubiquitin Huh?

    #990353
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    LAB- it’s obvious. I think you’re part bulldog.

    #990354
    LevAryeh
    Member

    I was a seal in a previous life.

    #990355
    ubiquitin
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    Sorry it was meant for Liveright (Thogh you agreed so feel free to answer too)

    s/he said “did you guys all know that we celebrate Hannukah to commemorate the strength and bravery of the Maccabim???? that’s what they’ve been saying on the news. so if you agree, go talk to a rabbi. whos Orthodox”

    To which I replied:

    I did know that; it is a beferish Rambam. See the very first 3 halachos on chanuka. Why, did you have another more “correct” celebration in mind that isnt mentioned in the Gemara or Rishonim?

    #990356
    LevAryeh
    Member

    I thought live right was being sarcastic.

    #990357
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Nah, only an eared seal, not a true seal.

    #990358
    oomis
    Participant

    How come we all called it Thanksgivukah and not Chanksgiving? Just a thought…

    #990359
    live right
    Member

    I was being sarcastic. and if you start quoting meforshim at me I will get a blank look in my eyes because I am not a yeshiva bochur.

    and if you think the Rambam wants you to celebrate the might of man vs. the Majesty of Hashem then go speak to a Rabbi.

    #990360
    live right
    Member

    and for the record, it’s live right. not Liveright. as much as I love liver, I do not want it as a username

    #990361
    ubiquitin
    Participant

    Live right, I did ask a rabbi. His name is Rabbi Moshe Ben Maiman. You dont need to be a yeshiva bachur to hear what he has to say. His works are available in English, even online.

    #990362
    live right
    Member

    I don’t think you asked rambam, but ok. as far as I know, we don’t celebrate the victory of the Maccabim on Chanukah, we celebrate “lehods u’lehallel leShimcha hagadol”: to show gratitude and praise the One who brought about the nissim of Chanukah.

    do you disagree?

    #990363
    ubiquitin
    Participant

    I absolutely did ask him, and this is what he said and I quote verbatim:

    ?. ???? ??? ?????? ??? ???? ????? ?? ????? ????? ??? ??? ????? ???? ????? ????? ??????. ????? ??? ?????? ????????? ?????? ????? ????? ?? ????? ????? ??????. ??? ??? ?????? ??? ?????? ?????? ??? ???? ?? ????? ????? ???? ??????? ??????? ???? ?????? ????? ??? ??????? ?????? ??????? ?????? ??????? ????? ???? ??????? ??? ?? ?????? ????? ????? ?????? ??? ?? ????? ???? ?? ?????? ????:

    ?. ??????? ????? ?? ??????? ?????? ??”? ???? ????? ??? ?????? ????? ??? ???? ??? ???? ????? ??? ?? ??? ??? ??? ?? ?????? ??? ??? ??? ???? ??????? ???? ???? ?????? ????? ???? ?? ????? ????? ??????? ??? ????:

    ?. ????? ?? ?????? ????? ?????? ???? ????? ????? ???? ???? ?????? ?”? ?????? ??? ???? ????

    Becasue of the above (ie the military victory and the nes pach shemen) we celebrate days of SIMCHA and halel.

    #990364
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
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    Ubiquitin, your point is completely lost on me. It says nowhere in that Ramba”m (or any other) that we are celebrating the might of the Chashmonoim.

    Thanking Hashem for the military victory is completely different than celebrating military strength.

    #990365
    ubiquitin
    Participant

    DY Not quite, (though we may be arguing semantics)

    Thanking Hashem for the military victory is inherently celebrating military strength.

    Lets use the nes pach shemen as an example since it is less politically charged.

    would you say

    “Thanking Hashem for the oil lasting 8 days is completely different than celebrating the oil lasting 8 days.” (I’m using your words

    #990366
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    Yes, I imagine that we’re arguing semantics, but to me, celebrating military strength, or, in the words of the post to which you originally responded, “the strength and bravery of the Maccabim”, reeks of “kochi v’otzem yodi”. “Celebrating the oil burning for eight days” does not.

    #990367
    ubiquitin
    Participant

    DY, agreed!

    So technically as Live right heard on the news that “we celebrate Hannukah to commemorate the strength and bravery of the Maccabim” Is in fact correct, as Ive pointed out to him/her. Although granted that it reeks of “kochi v’otzem yodi”

    #990368
    nem621
    Participant

    Why clearly dont celebrate military streangth as we didnt have such streaghth we say it in al hanasim few beat the weak

    #990369
    ubiquitin
    Participant

    nem621

    Aderaba! In Al hanisim all we mention is the military victory there is no mention of the nes pach shemen. (At best there is an indirect mention of “vehidliku neiros bechatzros kodshecha” but the thust is clearly on military)

    #990370
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    If it refers to kochi v’otzdem yodi, then it’s clearly not correct.

    #990371
    live right
    Member

    Thank you DaasYochid. clearly Ubiquitin does not get that distinction.

    My point is that many Jews around the world as well as most non Jews believe that the celebration of Chanukah is all about the strength of the Maccabim….. The maccabim are a symbol to the world of great strength (this may have something to do with the name of the sports team in Israel). truth is, it wasn’t them, It was and is still, G-d Almighty. so its no wonder that Chanukah is widely celebrated even amongst the secular- who wouldn’t want to celebrate a holiday that supposedly gives yourself a huge pat on the back and shows that we are powerful and invincible? leaving G-d out of the picture really makes us look better, doesn’t it?

    So, Just pointing out that this viewpoint is WRONG.

    that is all I wanted to say. You don’t need to tell me to read the Rambam to see that the Maccabim won the war. I know they did. What I also know that it wasn’t because they were bodybuilders with great offensive tactics and unmatchable military skills.

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