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Victory Popa!
Today will forever be known as Victory Popa day. Today, I vanquished my enemies and I “got em back”.
I have been walking or taking public transportation to where I go every day, because everyone said there is no parking so you can’t drive.
Well, I noticed that some blocks have permit parking, not meter parking. And I have the stupid permit, because I live within the city. So I drove today, and found a stupid parking spot on the first block. Blazes!
Now granted, it was a Popa sized spot, so that only Popa could get his car in. But I did.
???? ???!
Wouldn’t a popa-sized spot be absolutely massive?
Now what kind of hick town has resident permit parking?
Guessing Chicago seems much too easy.
And you will now gain 10 pounds for the lack of excercise!
A good Yom Tov to you, popa! May this Holiday serve to be a source of power, resilience, and courage to us all. What you did today was like something out of a fairytale!! Surely the Heavens are smiling down upon you today! You continue to inspire us and are a real source of joy. You make us all SO proud!
I completely agree with BaalHabooze. We are so proud of you and you didn’t even have to learn a Haftorah to become so “honored”. From this day forth and edict shall say that “henceforth on each ensuing October 26 (or 28 Tishrei, if you wish) an online celebration shall be held in CR at precisely 8:00 PM (EDT)”. In fact, should you choose 28 Tishrei as your celebratory day, if it falls on a Monday or Thursday, we may even take out a second Torah in your honor. What an achievement!! I am kvelling.
i’m glad you were able to fit into that spot even after the yontiff babka! Mazel Tov on finding that stupid spot. May you be zoche to only find smart spots in the future.
Oh i thought this was going to be about Joe Biden.
Goq,
are you saying that Popa is really Joe Biden?
Popa, I have been thinking about your good fortune all day. I think (and I believe that many would agree with me) that in honor of this auspicious occasion it would only be fitting and proper that you should sponsor the kiddush this Shabbas at your shul.
Is that why we didn’t say tachanun?
Not at all Charlie i think Popa is much smarter.
Goq, I have to agree on that one. Funnier too.
popa, the VP Day kiddush needs to be here in the CR, not in your shul.
I read an op-ed piece yesterday that suggests the possibility that Biden and Hilary Clinton will switch jobs.
If the kiddush is here, how will we drink
Dunno. I thought the great Popa can make anything happen, including sharing drinks thru the CR.
btw popa, did you get a parking spot today or did your enemies celebrate their victory day today? If the latter, can one skip tachanun on both days or is it tartei d’sasrei?
charlie brown – why can’t we drink if the kiddush is in the CR? Is there some law that I don’t know about regarding drinking and typing? To date, I have never been charged with a DWT.
minyan gal,
because you haven’t been charged yet doesn’t mean you should push your luck. Be careful!
popa,
was it a smart one or a stupid one like the first day. Also, I hope you made a chazaka by getting a spot today again for the third straight day.
which starbucks are you in today? The “where in the worls is Popa” game continues…
jothar?
Popa is different! Everyone knows that at least 90% of what he writes is not true – he has admitted this himself. Jothar, do you agree that he can be an exception?
as I think about it, maybe mod80 is right though to question this. If adults do this type of stuff, kids may not understand the distinction and copy. hmmm…
naaah
80, being that you and popa are one and the same, you are not impartial to this.
yes, charliebrown is correct. I will try to stop the silly games.
wow, the first serious post by popa in history! But please don’t make a habit of it.
well the fact that what Pops (-80) posts is not true is really questionable and might also be not true!
2scents,
someone tried that on popa and he won that argument(although he didn’t declare a yom tov for that victory)
Had he said he always lies then you’d be right but he said he usually lies – if that statement is true its not a contradiction because he said he usually lies but occasionally tells the truth.
you cleaned your slate with teshuva so that one is as if it never happened. I therefore stand by what I said that this was the first in history.
oops, there was a typo in my previous post. I said Yom Tov but meant yontiff.
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