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    Limericks are hard,

    So heres another thread,

    If you have rhyming talent,

    Just post here instead!

    Moderator 80 gave me the idea,

    I really must admit,

    Because he likes to rhyme,

    So to him goes the credit!



    Blinky I think you are right

    Poetry is great

    But let us make a rule

    That insults which berate

    ANY poster won’t go thru


    Nothing about Joseph

    Needs to be repeated.

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕

    Sometimes in the coffee room,

    I know that this has happened,

    when I see just two posts on one thread

    I hope for more success next time;

    Let there be more interest,

    in the next thread by eclipse.

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕

    Oh my, did I goof,

    My eyesight’s really stinky.

    I though this thread was eclipse’s,

    when really it was started by Blinquie!


    stinky doesnt rhyme with blinquie

    its pronounced blink kay’


    blinque`-accent other direction,above the e

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕

    I pronounce it “stink kay”.


    quick comeback!

    ( but would then be spelled stinke`-accent other way,above the e)


    ahh then good rhyme

    and just in time


    no more rhyming

    and i mean it

    anybody want a peanut?

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕

    ( but would then be spelled stinke`-accent other way,above the e)

    Sori, om a horabal spelor


    no more rhyming

    moderator 80

    im quite curious

    no more rhmes?

    you cant be serious!

    After all i started this thread because you said you like to rhyme just not in a limerick form!


    its a famous quote from the movie “princess bride” from the days when i watched movies

    but i dont mean it

    do YOU want a peanut?


    peanuts are bad

    They make me say ACHOO!

    Ill think ill just stick

    To a roasted cashew!

    Just to note

    i lied this time

    i really like peanuts

    i just wanted to rhyme


    yes, i like to rhyme

    but i havent the time

    see you later



    What about a thread

    For those who cannot rhyme?

    I keep on trying

    But fail every time.


    not all poetry

    has to rhyme

    but if it doesnt

    i consider it slime

    the two kinds of poetry

    are as different

    as an apple and orange

    go ahead try to rhyme orange

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕

    There’s a certain fruit

    with nary a rhyme.

    To find such a word,

    an uphill climb.

    When I try rhyme orange,

    I just won’t say “can’t”

    so I found out that “sporange”

    is a part of a plant.

    Now try “silver”.


    A quick google search

    to rhyme with silver

    is a female lamb

    Called a Chilver

    You think thats hard

    lets try to find

    “purple”s rhyme

    That should dizzy your mind

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕

    I admit that to rhyme orange

    I also used Google.

    I didn’t have to pay for it,

    anyhow I’m too frugal.

    Concerning your challenge

    to rhyme the word purple,

    I had no success,

    nor did my friend, Yitzy Kerpel.

    So I asked his brother,

    Moshe Aharon Dovid Kerpel,

    who said he hurt his leg,

    and is now forced to hirple.

    I sent him to the doctor,

    who gave him a cast,

    this thread’s getting stranger,

    though I’m having a blast.

    I’m running quite late

    so I report with a frown

    that I must get going,

    and close this poem down.


    Please tell your friend

    Moshe Aharon Dovid Kerpel

    Thanx for trying

    To find a rhyme with purple

    Maybe he knows

    A rhyme for this one

    The word is “month”

    i think it will also be none

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕

    He thaid he thomtimeth thoundth thtupipid

    He jutht hath a lithp,

    Every day, week and month.


    Sometimes we write “LOL”

    When we think something is funny,

    But this time I really did LOL,

    Because Daas Yochid is right on the money!


    He can get help

    Is he in therapy?

    Im sure he can learn

    How to speak normally

    Im having fun

    But my boss does lurk

    I think its time

    For me to get back to work!

    p.s. it took me awhile to figure out “thomtimeth”

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕

    He did go for therapy,

    but not the speech kind;

    he went to a shrink,

    ’cause he’s out of his mind.

    I thank you, MII,

    for the nice compliments;

    Just for the record,

    I enjoyed your two cents.


    reminds me of a joke (but i cant rhyme it)

    howie goldschmidt goes for his regular shrink appt.

    he says: doc you know this morning over my usual breakfast of a coffee and donut, i was mulling over my progress here, and i think i have to find a new shrink, you just remind me so much of my mother, maybe its just transference or something, i dont know, what do you think?

    the doctor answers: a coffee and donut, you call that breakfast?

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕

    and coffee to drink

    said Howie to his shrink

    I need you replaced.

    what you said is not true,

    and by the way from now on,




    i had a feeling you would come up to the plate

    of poetic skills you have no spate

    i hope i used that word right

    or haifagirl will have a fright


    this thread is funny!

    now where did”purple” go?

    I think if you stuff

    and don’t use your “guhpel”

    you could eat the wrong way

    and your face could (c”v)turn PUH-PEL.

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕

    I googled for you

    the definition of spate

    you “poonkt” got it backwards,

    but it’s not too late.

    Even us posters,

    have some time to revise;

    Kol shekein a moderator

    (Popa Bar Abba in disguise).


    dr seuss

    big pill, small pill,

    rich pill, purple (poor pill)


    i had a feeling you would come up to the plate

    of poetic skills you have a spate

    i hope i used that word right

    or haifagirl will have a fright


    To find a rhyme with purple”

    You wanted to rhyme this with “purple”?

    I’d normally help out much more,

    But my grandson just gave a nice burp-el

    And spit up all over the floor.



    ☕ DaasYochid ☕

    See you later,




    yes it is the past tense of spit


    Howie decided

    The shrink was right

    So the next day

    He ate very light

    The next morning

    When he awoke

    it was eggs and toast

    He tried not to choke!

    He needs a lot of help

    To stick to this diet

    lets give him chizuk

    So he can stick to it!


    great idea cuz limericks are hard to make

    u mustve done this for my sake

    cuz im very into rhyme(s)

    but limericks take a lot of time

    chayavinish is my name

    and getting drunk is not a game

    but if u do it right

    parents shudmnt put up a fight

    cuz if its matur for a day

    its much better to say hey

    ill let my kid bec thats what the rabbis say


    diet/to it

    i dont know


    He needs a lot of help

    To stick to this diet

    lets give him chizuk

    So he can stick to it!

    how about:

    He needs a lot of help

    To stick to this diet

    lets give him chizuk

    So he can apply it!


    what was i thinking? your right mod

    “Before he’ll riot!”


    Scratch that, i didn’t notice yours

    Good job!

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕

    I’m sorry to report

    that I just saw Howie,

    and what he was doing

    made me say “wowwee”.

    He had a dozen donuts

    all of them he was eating.

    Just one day on his diet

    and he’s already cheating!

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕

    Chayav, your poem –

    it really stunk,

    but what should we expect

    from someone who’s drunk?

    I hope you’re not insulted,

    wherever you’re sitting;

    I hope that you realize

    that I was just kidding. 🙂

    Please back me up,

    Moderator 80,

    that I would never be unkind

    to an elderly lady!


    you unkind to a lady?

    yes of course

    like that woman from haiti


    SPATE? “

    I think you mean spat, but most people say “spit” even in the past tense.


    what’s the obsession with the word “stink/stunk”?:)


    he will spit

    he spat

    he had spate

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕

    I though for my rhymes,

    you would me thank.

    Instead you imply

    that my choice of words stank! 🙂


    More on Howie

    I saw him too

    Eating so many donuts

    His stomache already grew

    I told him quite frankly

    Its only day one

    If you will cheat

    At least go for a run

    Daas Yochid- are you shticky guy? Your poems are amazing!

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