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  • #1047719
    just my hapence
    Participant

    And then there’s the face, you always have to make the face.

    #1047720
    🐵 ⌨ Gamanit
    Participant

    I named my doll Esty because it’s the prettiest name!

    #1047721
    Toi
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    smile when you say that…

    #1047722
    OneOfMany
    Participant

    Green is not a creative color.

    #1047723
    SaysMe
    Member

    Growl! Just leave me BE!

    #1047724
    OneOfMany
    Participant

    ExCUSE me, there’s no pretense here–I happen to be genuinely self-absorbed and deeply shallow.

    #1047725
    just my hapence
    Participant

    You don’t have to be evil to work here, but it helps.

    #1047726
    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    No, really! You’re unique.

    Just like everyone else.

    #1047727
    tzaddiq
    Member

    your lips are moving, but all i hear is.. blah, blah, blah

    #1047728
    writersoul
    Participant

    “If steering wheels would have breathalyzers and shut the car down when it senses alchohol in the drivers breath, there would be far fewer collisions.”

    An Israeli kid actually just invented something like that for teenage drivers- it’s a combination breathalyzer, webcam connected to a parent’s phone that rings him/her up when the breathalyzer shows up positive, and remote control ignition so the parent can prevent the teen from turning on the car.

    #1047729
    Luna Lovegood
    Participant

    I’m always serious. With days off.

    #1047730
    tzaddiq
    Member

    the word ‘phonetically’ doesn’t even start with an f.

    garbage like this is why aliens fly straight past us

    #1047731
    tzaddiq
    Member

    i before e….

    except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbour

    #1047732
    Toi
    Participant

    my tatty could beat you up, even with only his pinky!

    #1047733
    writersoul
    Participant

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……………….

    #1047734
    Toi
    Participant

    Bond. Gold Bond.

    #1047735
    Luna Lovegood
    Participant

    “The image reflected in a picture is but an illusion. However, even if it is an illusion, wishing to hold onto it is one of the hollow dreams humans have.” – SM

    #1047736
    tzaddiq
    Member

    “…but the relief of letting go, the joy in knowing i’m in charge of my life, i will not allow myself to be controlled by my yeitzer horo anymore, that’s….that’s the greatest feeling. so…liberating.

    people should know that. they should know of this happiness and serenity of doing teshuvah. because that’s the feeling after having done teshuva.

    happiness.”

    – anonymous B”T

    #1047739
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
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    It’s not whether you win or lose…

    it’s just whether you win.

    #1047740

    shalom aleichem malachei hashares malachei elyon…

    #1047741

    exams are the worst !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    #1047742

    Just when you thought you had experienced performance, a new ride comes along and changes everything.

    #1047743
    frumnotyeshivish
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    Of course I want to install free smileys! Who wouldn’t?

    #1047744
    frumnotyeshivish
    Participant

    Of course I want to install free smileys! Who wouldn’t?

    #1047745
    Toi
    Participant

    shaaaaaaat aaaaaaaap!

    #1047746
    alwaysmile
    Participant

    i just wanna sleep

    #1047747
    Ayayashreichem24
    Participant

    I don’t know, I just like the purple mike n ikes better. They taste like grape! But you’re allowed to have your opinion too.

    #1047748
    Shopping613 🌠
    Participant

    Wow, its hard to beleive how many members dissapear….the first page was like going down memory lane

    #1047749
    pinkdynamite
    Member

    i feel like a five year old right now. popsicles r really good though.

    #1047750

    Absolutely. You have to say that the only reason would be that it’s politically expedient.

    #1047751
    Ayayashreichem24
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    “If you were half as funny as you think you are, you’d be twice as funny as you are now”

    #1047752

    The Supreme Court today ruled on a key provision of the 1965 Voting Rights Act.

    #1047753
    writersoul
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    Don’t blink. Blink and you’re dead.

    #1047754
    Toi
    Participant

    nuh uh, you think this tam tam’s broken but really its not even.

    #1047755

    Just to let you know, I will be joining you for that two hour food fest with Dan Wheeler next hour.

    #1047756
    Luna Lovegood
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    They are fast. Faster than you can believe.

    #1047757
    frumnotyeshivish
    Participant

    Do not look it in the eye!

    #1047758

    We invite you always to do that, to go to our website and write the reviews.

    #1047759
    writersoul
    Participant
    #1047760
    Luna Lovegood
    Participant

    Allons-y!

    #1047761

    Hear “red haired spared beard”! what the skim frim trim?!

    #1047762

    No

    #1047763
    writersoul
    Participant

    Once you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.

    #1047764
    Luna Lovegood
    Participant

    How do you stalk a deer with a hat? What are you going to do, throw it?

    #1047765

    Because they’re just, um…

    #1047766
    tzaddiq
    Member

    sigh,…..why can’t I just be one of those totally insensitive emotionless people…

    #1047767
    Luna Lovegood
    Participant

    WHO DA MAN?!

    #1047768
    writersoul
    Participant

    Luna: that’s a bit too post-to-post 🙂

    #1047769

    Like, literally in a circle.

    #1047770
    2good2btrue
    Participant

    staples $10 banner printing sale ends tomorrow

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