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  • #1047359
    just my hapence
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    Cracking bit of wensleydale!

    #1047360
    Showjoe
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    no-one notices a sweeper

    #1047361
    just my hapence
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    Leave nothing but footprints, take nothing but memories.

    #1047362
    tzaddiq
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    that man has chicken feet.

    #1047363
    Showjoe
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    Rule One is “Do not act incautiously when confronting a little bald wrinkly smiling man”

    #1047364
    BaalHabooze
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    I feel so bad for my uncle in NY. His name is Sandy, and their letting him know it in shul aaaaaaall week long. lol!

    #1047365
    just my hapence
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    Rule 2: Never forget Rule 1

    #1047366
    Luna Lovegood
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    Rule 1: the doctor lies

    #1047367
    OneOfMany
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    lol I so saw that one coming. ^_^

    #1047368

    great green globs of greasy grimy chicken feet.

    #1047369
    just my hapence
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    Apples are rubbish.

    #1047370
    notasheep
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    anyone ever read The Joye of Snacks?

    #1047371
    notasheep
    Member

    (and now this thread has progressed to Dsicworld related quotes)

    #1047372
    notasheep
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    It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a large fortune must be in want of a wife

    #1047373
    mgirl
    Member

    i like food.

    #1047374
    notasheep
    Member

    It’s made from apples – well, mainly apples…

    #1047375
    just my hapence
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    Basically, run.

    #1047376
    OneOfMany
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    I’m a doctor, not a _______!

    #1047377
    frummy in the tummy
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    The enemy’s gate is down.

    #1047378
    shmendrick
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    Three old men overheard in shul:

    First one says, “Today it’s windy.”

    Second one replies, “No, it’s Thursday.”

    Third one responds, “Ya, I’m thirsty too.”

    #1047379
    notasheep
    Member

    In sleep he sang to me,

    in dreams he came….

    whoooo, it’s the opera ghost!

    #1047380
    just my hapence
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    I think I’m Demosthenes, so who here is Locke?

    #1047381
    OneOfMany
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    Uh, I think your feet need their eyes checked.

    #1047382
    BaalHabooze
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    Don’t ask… bed bugs! They’re parasitic insects that feed on blood. The term is used loosely to refer to any species of the genus Cimex, and ….what? oh! what’s that on my HEAD? a yarmulka. Sorry, I thought you said bed…..my bad

    #1047383
    just my hapence
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    It is a great shame when a man dies too well known to everyone else, but completely unknown to himself.

    #1047384
    Luna Lovegood
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    OOM – I see u r a Trekie as well ūüôā

    #1047385
    OneOfMany
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    What else do you see (with your feet, of course)? ^_^

    #1047386
    tzaddiq
    Member

    Ahem! can we please stay off topic! thenk yewww

    now, where was I? oh yes, my mentos. can you please pass me that coke bottle?

    #1047387
    notasheep
    Member

    Bonzo – he perfect, he so precise, he…

    and you can finish off the sentence yourself if you know what it is

    #1047388
    notasheep
    Member

    now how about a little bit of pandemonium around here?

    #1047389
    Luna Lovegood
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    Live long and prosper

    >:)

    #1047390
    just my hapence
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    Rose da Nose says hi.

    #1047391
    frummy in the tummy
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    Glad I was able to begin with a little ender, and also glad there have bean (note the ‘a’) others who know this great title. Movie release 2013!

    #1047392
    just my hapence
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    There are 10 types of people in the world – those who understand binary and those who don’t.

    #1047393
    Z-ZONE
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    ITS OK. I HID THE BODY

    #1047394
    BaalHabooze
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    The name of the sled was ‘rosebud’.

    #1047396
    Nechomah
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    Hey, I thought I saw a putty cat. Oh, I did, I did, I did see a putty cat!!!

    #1047397
    BaalHabooze
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    I totally take back all those times i didn’t want to nap when I was younger.

    #1047398
    just my hapence
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    In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

    #1047399
    OneOfMany
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    Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.

    #1047400
    just my hapence
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    I think it’s impossible to really understand somebody, what they want, what they believe, and not love them they way they love themselves

    #1047401
    TheMusicMan
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    1 spleen = the Aardvark Tabernacle Choir

    #1047402
    tzaddiq
    Member

    sometimes i’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is

    #1047403
    notasheep
    Member

    you touch-a my car-a, I break-a your face

    #1047404
    notasheep
    Member

    mah nem iz inspecteur cleasaeu

    yu ar brekking ze lew

    iz ziz yur munkeh? yur munkeh iz brekking ze lew.

    #1047405
    just my hapence
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    It’s ‘minky’, yur minky iz brekking ze lew… Zer iz a cleyuew in zee ruwem…

    #1047406
    notasheep
    Member

    sorry!

    #1047407
    notasheep
    Member

    there is an inn, a merry old inn, beneath an old grey hill

    and there they brew a beer so brown

    that the man in the moon himself came down

    one night to drink his fill

    #1047408
    just my hapence
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    The ostler had a tipsy cat

    Who played the 5-stringed fiddle,

    Now squeeking high, now growling low

    Now purring in the middle.

    #1047409
    OneOfMany
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    And, as in uffish thought he stood,

    The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,

    Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,

    And burbled as it came!

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