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    🐵 ⌨ Gamanit
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    Fried eggs must be great for the heart. Don’t two negatives make one postitive?

    #1047669
    sharp
    Member

    I feel bad for James Bond. You have my sympathy. It’s gonna be a long night. HELP!!

    #1047670
    shnitzy
    Member

    Hey 73! What’s up?

    #1047671
    YW Moderator-73
    Moderator

    not much

    #1047672
    shnitzy
    Member

    I hope the trolls have been successfully contained in their dens.

    (Edited for post to post purposes…)

    #1047673
    sharp
    Member

    Long may it last!!

    #1047674
    notasheep
    Member

    pasta and cheese!!!

    #1047675
    notasheep
    Member

    now how’s that for randomness?

    #1047676
    sharp
    Member

    ….Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily. Life is but a dream.

    #1047677
    🐵 ⌨ Gamanit
    Participant

    I’m dreading pesach cake crumbs on the floor… you can’t get them off.

    #1047678
    shnitzy
    Member

    You don’t need to.

    #1047680
    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    It’s that time of week again!

    It’s Potato Kugel time!! Yipeeee!

    ? To’ameha chaim zochu ??

    #1047681
    Chortkov
    Participant

    What did you say? Sorry? Hello? I think something must be rwong with my phone.

    #1047682
    shnitzy
    Member

    { !CRASH! }

    #1047683
    sharp
    Member

    Stop cursing, shnitzy

    #1047684
    shnitzy
    Member

    That was the coffee!

    #1047685
    notasheep
    Member

    what are you going to do now about your plush carpet? next time, go for brown, not cream

    #1047686
    shnitzy
    Member

    (lightbulb) I know! I’ll pour coffee over the rest of it, then no one will know the dif-Oh no! Here comes the wife. Help!!!

    #1047687
    notasheep
    Member

    just pretend it was the kids

    #1047688
    Luna Lovegood
    Participant

    50 years

    #1047689
    🐵 ⌨ Gamanit
    Participant

    Sleep glorious sleep… what wouldn’t we give for?

    #1047690
    mitzvahgirl613
    Participant

    i love showers at night, its so relaxing!

    #1047691
    shnitzy
    Member

    What?! Again?! I only cleaned off your face two minutes ago!! 😡

    #1047692
    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    To find the area of a triangle, multiply the base by the height, and then divide by 2.

    #1047693
    just my hapence
    Participant

    Aha! A whatchermacallit!

    #1047694
    mitzvahgirl613
    Participant

    Sippy cups are wonderful.

    #1047695
    frumnotyeshivish
    Participant

    Obfuscation: what politicians try to do but aren’t quite smart enough to pull off.

    #1047696
    🐵 ⌨ Gamanit
    Participant

    If steering wheels would have breathalyzers and shut the car down when it senses alchohol in the drivers breath, there would be far fewer collisions.

    #1047697
    notasheep
    Member

    I really wish those evil bunny wabbits would go away…

    #1047698
    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    “RING RING.”

    hello? …..uh, yeah, hold on.

    it’s for you.

    #1047699
    pou_bear
    Member

    TGIF

    #1047700
    notasheep
    Member

    ‘i’italics?’

    #1047701
    notasheep
    Member

    itrying to figure out how to do italics and bold here/i

    #1047702
    OneOfMany
    Participant

    <em></em> for italics

    <strong></strong> to bold

    #1047703
    notasheep
    Member

    thanks!

    #1047704
    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    Today is ‘8’ in the sefira count.

    That’s 25 more days to my next shave while listening to my favorite song on my ipod.

    (sigh) scratchy, scratchy, scratchy!

    #1047705
    frumnotyeshivish
    Participant

    [This is my first attempt at using a seemingly archaic ui…italics italics please ignore for post to post purposes… now on to my real post:]

    Because nothing finite can become infinite, my brain has no idea if what I just said makes sense.

    #1047706
    OneOfMany
    Participant

    You’ve been hallucinating on cactus juice all day, and then you just lick something you find stuck to the wall of a cave?

    #1047707
    notasheep
    Member

    I wonder what happens when I push this button that says ‘Do NOT under ANY circumstances push this button’

    #1047708
    tzaddiq
    Member

    you know when you glance around the shul during shabbos mincha, during shemona esrei, and you see this yeshiva bochur, half asleep, davening shemona esrei by heart when all of a sudden he pounds his heart twice….lol!!

    #1047709
    🐵 ⌨ Gamanit
    Participant

    snore…zzzzzzzz. Oh. I’m at work.

    #1047710
    tzaddiq
    Member

    i…can’t..stop….playing…..ANGRY BIRDS….help!

    #1047711
    just my hapence
    Participant

    It’s smaller on the outside…

    #1047712
    Luna Lovegood
    Participant

    I invented the quadricycle!

    #1047713
    Ariellah
    Participant

    ur not suppose to post – lol

    #1047714
    OneOfMany
    Participant

    Yeah, and this is Katara, my flying sister.

    #1047715
    Luna Lovegood
    Participant

    I’ve got one. Or I had one. I think I had one. Look around. See if you find it. Did I have one? Am I going mad?

    #1047716
    writersoul
    Participant

    In the quelchy quaggy sogmire,

    In the mashy mideous harshland,

    At the witchy hour of gloomness,

    All the grobes come oozing home.

    You can hear them softly slimeing,

    Glissing hissing o’er the slubber,

    All those oily boily bodies

    Oozing onward in the gloam.

    So start to run! Oh, skid and daddle,

    Through the slubber slush and sossel!

    Skip jump hop and try to skaddle!

    All the grobes are on the roam!

    #1047717
    Vogue
    Member

    Little kid: When’s Moshiach coming?

    #1047718
    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    ” ….stand back everyone,…not to worry, I’ve got this,….I got it,…I…”

    famous last words.

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