Story Tapes

chofetzchaim: The Talking Coins-hey i totally forgot about that one! i used to listen to that one every second of the day! i couldn’t get enough of it! i liked the part where they went to court & proved it all!

Where’s Zaidy?

What are the Chinese doing running around with farfel?

thanx 42 for directing me here! i liked the Safety tape! those songs were so good!

rember the number of the street, west 60, were we are to be the corner the corner…..the number your calling from….is the reason we need to know..

then there was the pool song, with the boys not swimming alone!

there was also a song with helmets!

this Safety tape was really my fave childhood tape! 😉

i liked where’s Zaidy! the Bankak Thiland one! there was a funny part on the plane when he fell asleep Zaidy, but can’t remember it now! oh well! 🙁

I always love the fake laughs in these tapes lol

“riding on a bicycles my favorite thing to do and the rules that make it safe, are only just a few…”

anyone remember?

*kapusta*

“…and if you’re riding with your friends and having lots of fun. Just remember the only rule and you’ll be number one. First of all, you should be watched…” sorry thats as far as I go… 🙁

*kapusta*

Just Smile: it’s been a while! but i remember the tune still! that should count for something 😉

i loved when you bring your kids to the store ( all youll hear is we want more and more-so true!:0)

ames: the Marvelous Middos Machine was way before Potter days though!

When I was younger, many, many,….. years ago, the tape I listened to was Yanky and Shabbos. The Challah lady, Rev up your Engines. “Oh, when I grow up no matter what life brings, Hashem will give me the strength I need to handle it, and I will walk by the light of a thousand friday nights and the tefillos of my mother who, always had her candles lit.” Erev Shabbos, you may find me singing these songs. And lets not forget the 613 Torah Avenue cassettes/cd’s are all classics.

goody613 –

As promised

I met my good friend Mr. Katz yesterday,

He looked all upset, so I started to say

Things can’t be so bad, why are you so sad,

You better tell me right away

I’d be just as happy as I was before,

If only I listened and trusted you more

I ignored your advice, now I’m, paying the price

I went with all of my kids TO A STORE!

You went to a store with your girls and your boys?

And it was a big store, a store filled with toys,

But I warned you not, I know I forgot,

Oy it was a day that I did not enjoy

I know just what happened don’t tell me a thing

I know cause I took my kids the last spring

When they got to the store and walked through the door

All of your kinderlach started to SING

We want Lego and Construx

And a hockey set deluxe

We want baseballs we want bats

We want helmets we want hats

Like I said to you before, never take kids to a store,

All your gonna hear is, we want more and more

Tatty there’s a pretty doll with shiny golden hair,

I’m sorry little shayfela am I a Millionaire?

You already have that train, I know it works just fine,

But look it’s such a bargain only $19.99

We want cars and trucks you see,

And of course Monopoly,

See this camera it’s so nice

Look it’s made by Fisher Price

Like I said to you before, never take kids to a store,

All your gonna hear is, we want more and more

Why do you need that Care Bear There’s one at home I think,

But Tatty that one’s Yellow and this one is Pink

Do you see this storybook it’s something that I need,

I’d love to buy it Shmully, BUT YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO READ!

We want robots that can talk

And animals that walk

We want checkers we want chess,

WE WON’T EVER LEAVE A MESS

Like I said to you before, never take kids to a store,

All your gonna hear is, we want more and more

They were crying, they were shouting, why i’ll bet one even screamed

And you wisped, please be quiet, you don’t want to make a scene

So you bought them all you wanted, more then you can afford,

And an hour after you got home, they said…. TATTY WE ARE BORED

But kids who have good middos, are simply not that way

They learn how to appreciate whatever comes their way

And you can even disregard all that I’ve said before

And let them come along with you

When – you – go – to – a – store.

ames- his name is Professor Doubbletalk not Dumbledore because when he talks he says everything twice. “Hello Hello how can I help you in what way can I be of assistance to you….goodbye have a nice day aruvwa(I spelled that wrong)…”

justsmile- wow you mustv’e been obsessed with the MMM 😉

OH

MY

GOD

middos are the way we act and how we think and feel, the Torah tells us just what we should do… so if you want to do whats right and really be a mench, you’ve got to have good middos through and through…

Midvar sheker tirchak never tell a lie, Hashem knows just what happened theres no reason to denie, honesty is emes, make sure all your words are true, so tatty, mommy and Hashem will be so proud of you.

up up and away, oh what a special day dr middos has invented something you have never seen. up up and away, oh what a special day, its the absolutely marvelous middos machine.

I’m on a roll here… if you pass by anyone on the street humming one of these, introduce yourself!

*kapusta*

… I’m the official of the housing department of the city of New York… thats as far as I go…

*kapusta*

kapusta i think thats as far as “mista oswalt” went too he said it over and over

anybody remember Torah Zoo?

“My phone’s dead!”

“Should I send the Kohanim out of the building?”

“Be quiet be quiet! I bet you think this is your lucky break. Wrong! Your luck is running out I’m driving you home!”

I’m calling on behalf of Yeshivas Lilmod ulilamed, lishmor v’laasos, ulkayaim, es kol divrei, talmud torasecha, be-ah-ha-va. Lady, are you calling for a Yeshiva or davening Shacharis?

42: hey thanx for finishing that line! i remember it being hilarious!

alwaysright: welcome to the Grand cr! are you my mother?! 😉

mepal: yay your here when i am!

sorry Jax and kapusta, was just on for like 5 min’s last night but will (hopefully) be on tonight from about 8-10. Can you please arrange your schedules accordingly? Mucho gracias! Lookin’ forward!

don’t forget the Russian car service driver:

We wont crash if you pay cash!

you pick the car you pick the truck you drive with us your out of luck!

Great tapes! Ours are being enjoyed by the second generation who also know them by heart

justsmile-

“Tipish kill the radio”

pow pow pow

“Next time please use the switch”