Tagged: Men's clothing
January 30, 2011 6:28 pm at 6:28 pm #594621
So the women keep making so many threads about women stuff: makeup, perfume, makeup hair, make up and other stuff. So I decided we needed to have our own thread where we can discuss manly issues like barbeques and meat and stuff like that.
So I’ll start:
So my mother taught me how to crochet when I was really young but I don’t remember anymore and I really wanted to knit my own talis and teffilin bag. Any good sewing tips?January 30, 2011 6:33 pm at 6:33 pm #1011259dunnoMember
You actually think you’ll beat our threads? Good luck!January 30, 2011 6:35 pm at 6:35 pm #1011260
You want to knit or crochet your own tallis/tefillin bag? (There is a difference)January 30, 2011 6:42 pm at 6:42 pm #1011261
get out of our clubhouse!!! We will be talking about things you girls can never understand!!
No I think it is knitting. I was thinking it would be a great way to relax while getting a nice new tallis bag at the same time. After all I can’t knit little boots- I’m a man.January 30, 2011 6:58 pm at 6:58 pm #1011262
i would recommend the braided cable stitch.
you could use the basic box stitch, but thats more girlishJanuary 30, 2011 7:01 pm at 7:01 pm #1011263
So my mother taught me how to ..
Is that a begining for a Men’s thread?January 30, 2011 7:10 pm at 7:10 pm #1011264just sayinMember
yeah I almost had this thread confused for a womens thread . . .January 30, 2011 7:19 pm at 7:19 pm #1011265chayav inish livisumayParticipant
i have really perfected my sewing technique over the past few years i think ill start giving classes…January 30, 2011 7:51 pm at 7:51 pm #1011266Ken ZaynMember
Its about time there was a mens thread. You dont know if i’m a man or not from my name so i’m happy to post and you wont know. Mod 80 is also genderless or of indiscriminate gender and you havent stopped him/her either. In fact from most posters names we dont have a clue what gender they are. We’ll have to judge from the content of their posts so lets see… Um… Derech and mod 80… Knitting??? Yep as I suspected, both females. you’ve definitely both got to leave this discussion and go join dunno in the painted nails thread, otherwise known (for some strange reason) as a MANicureJanuary 30, 2011 7:56 pm at 7:56 pm #1011267
knitting is in general a ladies thing to do so if you want something like that done, then you gotta ask your wife for help, sorry this time, try to start a mens thread with real mans stuff.January 30, 2011 8:11 pm at 8:11 pm #1011268smartcookieMember
He, knitting? A men’s thread ? :OJanuary 30, 2011 8:28 pm at 8:28 pm #1011269HaLeiViParticipant
What kind of branch is the best to use to poke your hotdog with at a camp fire?January 30, 2011 8:36 pm at 8:36 pm #1011270
a “Man’s Thread”: what chores and things do you do around the house, with the children, for your wife? 🙂January 30, 2011 8:40 pm at 8:40 pm #1011271
Lets talk some Gamarah and Sh”A or a good R’ Chaim’s chap and then we will see who is the man in the (coffee) room…January 30, 2011 8:43 pm at 8:43 pm #1011272
When someone will be able to answer what the gamarah in M. Chanuka Daf 563 amud gimel says than we will know who is realy a man.January 30, 2011 8:46 pm at 8:46 pm #1011273stickynoteMember
This thread is starting to look pitiful so I will be so kind and help you guys out:
– Talk about your good old Dirah/ Dorm Days
– Talk about where to find the best shwarma, falafel..etc..
Talk about how to make a mean bbq
– Discuss how to make a good steak
– Good luckJanuary 30, 2011 9:23 pm at 9:23 pm #1011274
deiyezooger: Nice try there. Real men know that chanuka doesn’t have 563 blatt.January 30, 2011 9:31 pm at 9:31 pm #1011275
Duh… So how many blat does M’ Chanuka have…January 30, 2011 9:34 pm at 9:34 pm #1011276
We could begin by inviting our friends Glen, Jack, Johnny and Jim.January 30, 2011 9:44 pm at 9:44 pm #1011277DrinkingoutofCupsMember
Please, I don’t usually like Jack and I never deal with Jim.
Shnitzel days I just ended up making my own shnitzel and selling.
How old are most of the men here anyway?January 30, 2011 9:56 pm at 9:56 pm #1011278
I heard it has 8 daf. According to beis shammai you have to start on tes and work your way back to beis. Beis hillel allows you to start from beis.January 30, 2011 9:57 pm at 9:57 pm #1011279TheGoqParticipant
– “Talk about where to find the best shwarma, falafel..etc..”
the best shwarma/falafel place in queens is pita hot on main and 76thJanuary 30, 2011 10:59 pm at 10:59 pm #1011280truth be toldMember
Shaila: If I use my dryer to warm up my left over frozen shwarma, may I use the dryer for frozen pizza, a couple of days later? Please help.
Also, ladies, please please, GET OUT of here. This is our very important thread. K? Thanks, see you in lipstick threadJanuary 30, 2011 11:01 pm at 11:01 pm #1011281popa_bar_abbaParticipant
Was the food wrapped while in the dryer? With what?
How hot is your dryer?
How old was the shwarma? (was it nosen taam lifgam?)January 30, 2011 11:06 pm at 11:06 pm #1011282truth be toldMember
It was double wrapped, I always make sure of that. You know those brown paper bags, and it had wax paper around it as well.
It was on “regular heavy”. But I may be inclined to use permanent press next time.
You really expect me to remember how old all my frozen left overs are?January 30, 2011 11:07 pm at 11:07 pm #1011283
You probably have to clean it out really well and then put it on high for an hour or so.
Please act responsibly and get a contractual agreement from your wife so that she can’t later claim that she thought you were “just joking” and didn’t think you’d “actually do it”.
Also, remember to clean out the lint trap before AND after every cook cycle.
I suggest tumble dry for 20 min and then any medium dry until the cheese is bubbling nicely/schwarma is steaming.
Remove cheese/schwarma bits with a plastic knife after the dryer has cooled. Metal utensils tend to make marks in the dryer when trying to scrape off the cheese.January 30, 2011 11:12 pm at 11:12 pm #1011284GuardmytongueMember
Thank you so much! This was the funniest thread I ever read, I could not stop laughing . . .(until I got to the lipstick thread which isn’t very funny)January 30, 2011 11:38 pm at 11:38 pm #1011285smartcookieMember
Mesecht’ Chanukah? Huh?January 30, 2011 11:42 pm at 11:42 pm #1011286mewhoParticipant
you should needlepoint the bag, not knit or crochet.
knit a scarf or sweater
crochet a hat or yamulka
needlepoint your talis and tefillin bags.January 30, 2011 11:56 pm at 11:56 pm #1011287
you guys are wasting your time
right now im sitting in front of a 64 inch HD TV watching the game, drinking some brews with my best buds.
half time im gonna put some slabs of ribs on the grill, if my huge dog doesnt eat them first.
after the game i think ill sit and relax over a good game of poker while puffing on some cuban stogies, and sipping some fine brandy.January 31, 2011 12:01 am at 12:01 am #1011288
LOLJanuary 31, 2011 12:25 am at 12:25 am #1011289
80. Which game? 🙂January 31, 2011 12:44 am at 12:44 am #1011290jewish sourceParticipant
Mod you must be YWN Rabbi you lead by example. TVs smoke bitul torah gambling a dog.
You probably closed the threads on addictions.January 31, 2011 1:03 am at 1:03 am #1011291
man you must not know much about sportsJanuary 31, 2011 1:18 am at 1:18 am #1011292
My husband told me there is no Meseches Chanuka. Maybe (s)he’s referring to Meseches Purim.January 31, 2011 1:23 am at 1:23 am #1011293
Oh yes.. and by the way I think there’s a Gemorah somewhere (or maybe Medrash) that sais that a man brings home wheat/four – does he chew it? A man brings home flax – does he cloth himself with it? It’s us women that complement and bring shleimus to a man’s work. A woman is she who makes the bread & CREATES THE THREADS.January 31, 2011 1:26 am at 1:26 am #1011294popa_bar_abbaParticipant
Yochie, are you a woman?January 31, 2011 1:33 am at 1:33 am #1011295
THE game is next sunday. Real men don’t watch the pro bowl 🙂January 31, 2011 1:41 am at 1:41 am #1011296Brooklyn YentaParticipant
i had to scrape myself off the floor from laughing so hard. i always say the guys have more fun 😛January 31, 2011 1:48 am at 1:48 am #1011297
Yochi please tell your husband that there actually is a masseches chanuka (it isn’t very commonly known by that name though). It is about 2-3 blatt at most and is in the middle of masseches shabbos.January 31, 2011 2:03 am at 2:03 am #1011299
Anybody using the terms “lol” or “omg” is not a real man!January 31, 2011 2:17 am at 2:17 am #1011300
Anybody hear the story about when men were being admitted into heaven they were told to form two lines. One was for those who were dominated by their wives and one for those who dominated. All except one stood in the first line. When the one man was asked how he got to be standing in the second line, he responded: my wife told me to …January 31, 2011 2:26 am at 2:26 am #1011301
Q: Whats the halacha if your cleaning lady accidently washes the dairy dishes in the fleishig sink?
A: “Toeis aki”m muter!January 31, 2011 3:10 am at 3:10 am #1011302Pashuteh YidMember
Anybody want to buy a 150 foot yacht in mint condition? I am upgrading to a bigger boat.January 31, 2011 3:13 am at 3:13 am #1011303
Pashuteh Yid- Sure i dont mind adding another one to my fleet. How much you asking?January 31, 2011 3:17 am at 3:17 am #1011304Pashuteh YidMember
20 million, but there is a 5 dollar discount if you pay in cash.January 31, 2011 3:38 am at 3:38 am #1011305
Pashuteh Yid- Sounds good how are you going to get it to me, I have a summer home in nebraska, a winter home in scotland, a spring house in portland. Haha and they’re all on the lake. HeheJanuary 31, 2011 3:42 am at 3:42 am #1011306
Deiyezooger: are you chassideshe? (Toeis akI”m …)January 31, 2011 3:47 am at 3:47 am #1011307dunnoMember
get out of our clubhouse!!! We will be talking about things you girls can never understand!!”
Don’t worry,Derech HaMelech. Knitting’s just not my thing. I should tell my grandmother to join the CR though. And you call this a thread for men?? Oyyyyyyy… You guys sure need help (as usual). Girls, what do you say to helping ’em out a bit?January 31, 2011 3:54 am at 3:54 am #1011308
dunno~ I tried earlier! “a “Man’s Thread”: what chores and things do you do around the house, with the children, for your wife? 🙂 “
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