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So the women keep making so many threads about women stuff: makeup, perfume, makeup hair, make up and other stuff. So I decided we needed to have our own thread where we can discuss manly issues like barbeques and meat and stuff like that.
So I’ll start:
So my mother taught me how to crochet when I was really young but I don’t remember anymore and I really wanted to knit my own talis and teffilin bag. Any good sewing tips?
Derech HaMelech
You actually think you’ll beat our threads? Good luck!
You want to knit or crochet your own tallis/tefillin bag? (There is a difference)
i would recommend the braided cable stitch.
you could use the basic box stitch, but thats more girlish
So my mother taught me how to ..
Is that a begining for a Men’s thread?
yeah I almost had this thread confused for a womens thread . . .
i have really perfected my sewing technique over the past few years i think ill start giving classes…
Its about time there was a mens thread. You dont know if i’m a man or not from my name so i’m happy to post and you wont know. Mod 80 is also genderless or of indiscriminate gender and you havent stopped him/her either. In fact from most posters names we dont have a clue what gender they are. We’ll have to judge from the content of their posts so lets see… Um… Derech and mod 80… Knitting??? Yep as I suspected, both females. you’ve definitely both got to leave this discussion and go join dunno in the painted nails thread, otherwise known (for some strange reason) as a MANicure
knitting is in general a ladies thing to do so if you want something like that done, then you gotta ask your wife for help, sorry this time, try to start a mens thread with real mans stuff.
He, knitting? A men’s thread ? :O
What kind of branch is the best to use to poke your hotdog with at a camp fire?
a “Man’s Thread”: what chores and things do you do around the house, with the children, for your wife? 🙂
Lets talk some Gamarah and Sh”A or a good R’ Chaim’s chap and then we will see who is the man in the (coffee) room…
When someone will be able to answer what the gamarah in M. Chanuka Daf 563 amud gimel says than we will know who is realy a man.
This thread is starting to look pitiful so I will be so kind and help you guys out:
– Talk about your good old Dirah/ Dorm Days
– Talk about where to find the best shwarma, falafel..etc..
Talk about how to make a mean bbq
– Discuss how to make a good steak
– Good luck
Duh… So how many blat does M’ Chanuka have…
We could begin by inviting our friends Glen, Jack, Johnny and Jim.
Please, I don’t usually like Jack and I never deal with Jim.
Shnitzel days I just ended up making my own shnitzel and selling.
How old are most of the men here anyway?
I heard it has 8 daf. According to beis shammai you have to start on tes and work your way back to beis. Beis hillel allows you to start from beis.
– “Talk about where to find the best shwarma, falafel..etc..”
the best shwarma/falafel place in queens is pita hot on main and 76th
Shaila: If I use my dryer to warm up my left over frozen shwarma, may I use the dryer for frozen pizza, a couple of days later? Please help.
Also, ladies, please please, GET OUT of here. This is our very important thread. K? Thanks, see you in lipstick thread
Please clarify:
Was the food wrapped while in the dryer? With what?
How hot is your dryer?
How old was the shwarma? (was it nosen taam lifgam?)
It was double wrapped, I always make sure of that. You know those brown paper bags, and it had wax paper around it as well.
It was on “regular heavy”. But I may be inclined to use permanent press next time.
You really expect me to remember how old all my frozen left overs are?
Thank you so much! This was the funniest thread I ever read, I could not stop laughing . . .(until I got to the lipstick thread which isn’t very funny)
Mesecht’ Chanukah? Huh?
you should needlepoint the bag, not knit or crochet.
knit a scarf or sweater
crochet a hat or yamulka
needlepoint your talis and tefillin bags.
you guys are wasting your time
right now im sitting in front of a 64 inch HD TV watching the game, drinking some brews with my best buds.
half time im gonna put some slabs of ribs on the grill, if my huge dog doesnt eat them first.
after the game i think ill sit and relax over a good game of poker while puffing on some cuban stogies, and sipping some fine brandy.
LOL
80. Which game? 🙂
Mod you must be YWN Rabbi you lead by example. TVs smoke bitul torah gambling a dog.
You probably closed the threads on addictions.
which game?
THE game!
man you must not know much about sports
My husband told me there is no Meseches Chanuka. Maybe (s)he’s referring to Meseches Purim.
Oh yes.. and by the way I think there’s a Gemorah somewhere (or maybe Medrash) that sais that a man brings home wheat/four – does he chew it? A man brings home flax – does he cloth himself with it? It’s us women that complement and bring shleimus to a man’s work. A woman is she who makes the bread & CREATES THE THREADS.
Yochie, are you a woman?
THE game is next sunday. Real men don’t watch the pro bowl 🙂
i had to scrape myself off the floor from laughing so hard. i always say the guys have more fun 😛
Yochi please tell your husband that there actually is a masseches chanuka (it isn’t very commonly known by that name though). It is about 2-3 blatt at most and is in the middle of masseches shabbos.
Anybody using the terms “lol” or “omg” is not a real man!
Anybody hear the story about when men were being admitted into heaven they were told to form two lines. One was for those who were dominated by their wives and one for those who dominated. All except one stood in the first line. When the one man was asked how he got to be standing in the second line, he responded: my wife told me to …
Q: Whats the halacha if your cleaning lady accidently washes the dairy dishes in the fleishig sink?
A: “Toeis aki”m muter!
Anybody want to buy a 150 foot yacht in mint condition? I am upgrading to a bigger boat.
Pashuteh Yid- Sure i dont mind adding another one to my fleet. How much you asking?
20 million, but there is a 5 dollar discount if you pay in cash.
Pashuteh Yid- Sounds good how are you going to get it to me, I have a summer home in nebraska, a winter home in scotland, a spring house in portland. Haha and they’re all on the lake. Hehe
Deiyezooger: are you chassideshe? (Toeis akI”m …)
“dunno:
get out of our clubhouse!!! We will be talking about things you girls can never understand!!”
Don’t worry,Derech HaMelech. Knitting’s just not my thing. I should tell my grandmother to join the CR though. And you call this a thread for men?? Oyyyyyyy… You guys sure need help (as usual). Girls, what do you say to helping ’em out a bit?
dunno~ I tried earlier! “a “Man’s Thread”: what chores and things do you do around the house, with the children, for your wife? 🙂 “
lol ;-P
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