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June 13, 2011 3:25 am at 3:25 am #597377Y.W. EditorKeymasterJune 13, 2011 3:10 pm at 3:10 pm #777359minyan galMember
Interesting how many people tried to stop the fellow with the axe, but apparently nobody called the police. I am quite sure that among all of the bystanders, one of them had a cell phone. The other interesting thing is that the person who stole the bike is not the same one who chopped down the tree.
June 13, 2011 6:07 pm at 6:07 pm #777360wanderingchanaParticipantThey were afraid to call the police – in their crowd a moser might get their house set on fire.
June 14, 2011 5:49 am at 5:49 am #777361Derech HaMelechMember…But tell me that wasn’t one of the funnier videos you’ve seen in a while.
June 14, 2011 7:07 am at 7:07 am #777362bezalelParticipantThey were afraid to call the police – in their crowd a moser might get their house set on fire.
In some communities it takes alot less.
June 14, 2011 11:42 am at 11:42 am #777363yaakov doeParticipantI assumed that those we saw were the thief’s friends and that he shopped and hid the ax when strangers walked by. Note: this was filmed 2 blocks from Yeshiva Torah V’das.
June 14, 2011 12:35 pm at 12:35 pm #777364TheGoqParticipantderech it was hilarious
June 14, 2011 5:32 pm at 5:32 pm #777365I can only tryMemberI think that I shall never see
Something as ugly as that tree
Since I saw no official warden
I went and made like Lizzie Borden
With my mighty gleaming ax
I felled that tree with several whacks
Now I no longer need to hike
Thanks to my liberated bike
If using my ax breaks the law
Think President George W.
-ichop
June 14, 2011 5:58 pm at 5:58 pm #777366bptParticipant“Note: this was filmed 2 blocks from Yeshiva Torah V’das. “
True, but 2 blocks in the wrong direction. Kensington is a very hard to define nabe. Some blocks see nothing, others see everything.
Had this happened on E. 4th and Ave F, you’d have had more calls to Shomrim than the ax man could deliver chops to the tree.
June 16, 2011 11:13 am at 11:13 am #777367I can only tryMemberHah, y’all.
Ah needed a bahk, so Ah went to mah preachuh tuh fahnd out what tuh do.
He tol’ me “Axe, and yuh shall receive”.
So, Ah did.
An’ Ah did.
-Jimmah from Geojah
June 16, 2011 1:16 pm at 1:16 pm #777368am yisrael chaiParticipantah’s told ya to axe faw a buck
naht axe faw a bike
_Jimmah from Geojah’s preachuh
June 16, 2011 4:37 pm at 4:37 pm #777369I can only tryMemberHah, Preachuh.
Whups, mah bad theah.
Waal, no problem – Ah guess me an’ mah axe got anothuh job tuh do…
June 16, 2011 5:14 pm at 5:14 pm #777370aries2756ParticipantObviously NOT a yiddishe kup, why not just axe the chain?
June 16, 2011 5:21 pm at 5:21 pm #777371YW Moderator-80Memberdrunk
June 16, 2011 5:24 pm at 5:24 pm #777372HIEParticipantIt’s so funny I go to Torah V’dass and didn’t hear about it till two days later. The Torah vdos block and surrounding blocks are pretty good but if you go more then a couple blocks, it’s scary.
June 16, 2011 5:26 pm at 5:26 pm #777373TheGoqParticipantVery racist posts icot and ayc im surprised at both of you
June 16, 2011 5:32 pm at 5:32 pm #777374I can only tryMemberaries2756-
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Serious answer:
(This being New York, no one even questioned me. True to Murphy’s law, the keys turned up shortly after the locks were cut – in one case, within minutes.)
June 16, 2011 5:44 pm at 5:44 pm #777375I can only tryMemberThe Goq-
It isn’t racist at all – that’s a southern accent.
(C’mon you should know me better than that.)
June 16, 2011 5:49 pm at 5:49 pm #777376Pac-ManMemberSo you’re anti-southern icot?
Why is makin’ fun of ’em southerners accent different than makin’ of ’em black folks accent?
June 16, 2011 5:52 pm at 5:52 pm #777377I can only tryMemberPac-Man-
Who said I’m anti-southern?
Some of my best friends are penguins.
June 16, 2011 6:16 pm at 6:16 pm #777378aries2756ParticipantThese trees are considered City property so when they find the thief it won’t be a matter of just stealing some kid’s bike there will be serious consequences.
June 16, 2011 7:42 pm at 7:42 pm #777379I can only tryMemberPlease supply honest answers to the following questions:
June 16, 2011 7:44 pm at 7:44 pm #777380I can only tryMemberaries2756-
Former Parks Comissioner Henry Stern was very makpid about his trees’ welfare, to the extent that he had large fines given to people who locked their bikes to trees.
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