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Everyone was so suprised! Their suprised energy was so strong that it made a stanpede of goats appear. Thus, now they needed to find a guard alpaca.
Then everyone started fighting. As Baruch was about to stab him, a voice shouted that I command you guys to like eachother! Then an alpaca floated out of the sky and cuddled with them and made them very calm. O’keefle was very triggered though because the voice assumed his gender.
But the alpacas were undefeatable because they knew the lakewood vaads weakness-jeans! So they put the jeans on the worthog and it melted. They then proceeded to turn lakewood into an alpaca city called fluffy town
It was to bad that it started raining tacos. The plane had to make an emergency landing in the wizarding world of harry potter!! They were not alpaca friendly there!!
The man then spit at them. He apologized immediatly and said he’s been having the urge to spit app day.
When they came back to earth, they noticed that something was different. First, they realized that they switched bodies!! They then ran out onto the street and they saw that the aliens turned everyone into alpacas! Then they chapped-it was the aliens that made the original talking alpacas all along and switched their bodies!!!
Little did Baruch know that this mental hospital was run by the giant speghatti monster. The monster pretended to be a mental hospital and then sucked up O’keefle and said to Baruch your next! Luckily Baruch had a freezeray so he froze the speghatti monster and saved himself. Now he had to find O’keefle inside the speghetti monster.
O’keefle’s yetzer hara then attempted to stab his yetzer tov. His yetzer hara wasnt the sharpest tool in the shed
However, since they saw eachother they both spontaneously combusted.
So they decided to see if he liked pinapple pizza. If he did, then they knew he was the evil o’keefle. If not, then what he said was really true and he is o’keefle’s good twin.
Then Baruch jumped into a portal to go back in time. But since too many people were time traveling, it caused a blackhole to open up. Baruch remembered hearing a story of an alpaca that has magical powers that destroys blackholes. Now he had to missions to accomplish-get back his leg and find the alpaca fo destroy the blackhole.
Since time split into two, Baruch now only had half of his body in the present time!
Lucky for Baruch, Dr. Panner spontaneously combusted. This was most likely due to the mexican food that Dr Panner ate an hour before. Unfortunately, the fire from the spontaneous combustion caught on to the marshmellows. Baruch had to make an emergency landing fast before the entire plane bursted into flames!
But no pilot liscence can prepare Baruch for what happened next.
All of a sudden a pterodactyl grabbed Baruch and dropped him on the stage of the mayoral debate. Baruch knew that this was a sign from hashem that his destiny was to become the mayor.
He can be a dentist, just he also is an expert in shaving alpacas because why not lol
Then, Dr. Panner came running down the courtroom and said I object your honor! He then took out a shaver and said now your in on my plan, i am going to shave all the alpacas and steal their alpaca fur!!!! Bwahaha! Then lightening struck him. He unfortunately forgot that he had a metal cane and that saying bwahahaha creates lightening storms
The alpaca that strapped himself to a table’s mask fell off and it turned it it was really the alpaca rebba!!
Meanwhile in alpaca ville USA there was a radical llama that disguised himself as a peaceful alpaca that bought a nuclear bomb
In response, the alpacas all ran to try to bite off the judges head which resulted in alot of chaos between the alpacas and guards. During this time, one of the alpacas secretly handed Baruch a devise and told him that it opens a portal to a world where alpacas are the dominant species. Baruch then pushed the button and went into the portal
All of a sudden, a stampede of alpacas ran across the courtroom and said “I object your honor!!!”.