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– A.Rodriguez lined out to center fielder Victorino.
– Posada popped out to second baseman Utley.
– Damon doubled to center, Pettitte scored, Jeter scored.
– Teixeira walked on a full count.
– Happ pitching.
5-3 yankees
top of 5th 3-3
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he’s going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ”I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It’s guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general…and all in the name of humor!”
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ”You stay out of this, mister! I’m talking to that little jerk on your knee!”
– Yankees third.
– Me.Cabrera grounded out, third baseman P.Feliz to first baseman Howard.
– Pettitte grounded out, second baseman Utley to first baseman Howard.
– Jeter lined out to right fielder Werth.
– Phillies third.
– Howard struck out.
– Werth flied out to right fielder Swisher.
– Ibanez lined out to center fielder Me.Cabrera.
– Yankees fourth.
– Damon flied out to right fielder Werth.
– Teixeira walked on a full count.
– A.Rodriguez homered to right on a 0-1 count, Teixeira scored.
– Posada grounded out, shortstop Rollins to first baseman Howard.
– R.Cano fouled out to catcher C.Ruiz.
– Utley struck out.
thanks
bottom of second 3-0 phillies
– C.Ruiz walked.
– Hamels bunt single to third, P.Feliz to third, C.Ruiz to second.
– Rollins walked, P.Feliz scored, C.Ruiz to third, Hamels to second.
– Victorino hit a sacrifice fly to left fielder Damon, C.Ruiz scored.
okay, cool?
can we get a summary over here
– Yankees first.
– Jeter grounded out, pitcher Hamels to first baseman Howard.
– Damon grounded out, shortstop Rollins to first baseman Howard.
– Teixeira struck out.
– Phillies first.
– Rollins infield single to third.
– Victorino popped out to third baseman A.Rodriguez.
– Rollins stole second.
– Utley struck out.
– Howard struck out.
– Yankees second.
– A.Rodriguez was hit by a pitch.
– Posada grounded into fielder’s choice, third baseman P.Feliz to second baseman Utley, Posada to first, A.Rodriguez out.
– R.Cano struck out.
– Swisher flied out to right fielder Werth.
– Phillies second.
– Werth homered to left on a full count.
– Ibanez struck out.
– P.Feliz doubled to right.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars and tell me, what do you see?”
Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.”
Holmes said: “And what do you deduce from that?”
Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life.”
And Holmes said: “Watson, you fool, it means that somebody stole our tent.”
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THE YANKEES WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FINALY!
– Stairs struck out.
– Werth lined out to second baseman R.Cano.
– Ibanez doubled to center.
2 more outs and the yanks win!
– Howard struck out.
– Phillies ninth. 3-1 yankees
– Gardner struck out.
– R.Cano singled to right, Teixeira to second.
– H.Matsui struck out.
– A.Rodriguez struck out. AGAIN!
– Yankees eighth.
– Madson pitching.
– Teixeira was hit by a pitch.
– Utley grounded into a double play, second baseman R.Cano to shortstop Jeter to first baseman Teixeira, Victorino out.
– Rollins walked on a full count.
– Victorino singled to right, Rollins to second.
– Phillies eighth.
– Gardner in as center fielder.
– Me.Cabrera in as right fielder.
– Posada in as catcher.
– Ma.Rivera pitching.
– C.Ruiz grounded out, third baseman A.Rodriguez to first baseman Teixeira.
TOP OF THE 8TH 3-1 YANKEES
bottom of fifth 1-1
Teixeira homered to center on a 1-0 count.
bottom of 4th 1-1
amazing play by J.Molina!
– Phillies fourth.
– Werth singled to right.
– Werth was picked off, catcher J.Molina to first baseman Teixeira, Werth out.
– Ibanez struck out.
bottom of 3rd 1-0 phillies
1-0 phillies
P.Feliz struck out
– Phillies second.
– Howard struck out.
– Werth grounded out, third baseman A.Rodriguez to first baseman Teixeira.
– Ibanez doubled to left.
– Stairs singled to left, Ibanez scored.
– Yankees first.
– Jeter struck out.
– Damon struck out.
– Teixeira popped out to shortstop Rollins.
– Phillies first.
– Rollins flied out to left fielder Damon.
– Victorino struck out.
– Utley flied out to left fielder Damon.
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