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DM-I COULDNT OF SAID IT BETTER MYSELF
ITS A GREAT TOPIC YOU BROUGHT UP. GOOD JOB
rebyid..what’s inappropriate about my story?
that my friend flirted with someone? if you haven’t realized we only were able to get out because of it.. and if you think that flirting is inappropriate then
1-to bad
2-read the tanach tonz of good people came out of inappropriate acts including-mashiach
3-my friend wasn’t actually very religious at that point so its not like she’s gana listen…
last year
me and my friends were shopping in a mall and a security guard told us to follow him. he led us to a office and he said that we were being to noisy, and we were disturbing the shoppers (we may have made a little noise but not enough to disturb) and he said that we had to wait there until a parent or guardian came to pick us up. I was the only one of us 4 who had a phone.. but it was dead and they refused to let us use their phone.. so me and my friends started to scream.. a few people actually came to see if they could help but when they got there the guy told them that everything was under control.
after a hour of screaming our throats were killing us my friend got an idea. she started to flirt with the security guard!
after about 30 sec. he asked for my friends #, he was so disappointed when she didn’t give it to him.. I wonder why….then he actually let us go!
as we were leaving another security guard came in with a group of teens (not Jewish) only then he realized his mistake…he was so embarrassed. he begged us not to tell anyone… we said okay and the second we got out of that office we stopped the first person passing by and borrowed their phone and we called 911
now we laugh at the story but when it happened it was really scary!
Flying on Obama’s private plane, Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said,
‘You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make
somebody very happy.
Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, ‘I could throw ten $100 bills out
of the window and make ten people very happy.
Michelle added, ‘That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills
out of the window and make a hundred people very happy..
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot,
‘Such big-shots back there. I could throw all of them out of the window
and make 56 million people very happy.’