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barlev, yes i agree. u have to c if they understand what a successful and happy marriage looks like and if they r striving to invest in making their own marriage what it should b. sometimes seeing whats so obviously not what it should b makes a child determined to do exactly the opposite. they want to finally create a peaceful and harmonious home for themselves.
a prince and princess who just got married r sitting in a beautiful carraige together when suddenly the horse stops moving.
“excuse me a second honey” says the prince. he gets out the carraige, whips the horse, and says “thats one!!”
he gets back into the carraige, excuses himself and resumes talking to his new wife.
the horse stops again and the story repeats itself. he goes out and tells the horse “thats two!!!”
the same thing happens again and this time the prince gets out and says “that was three!!!” and he shoots and kills his horse!
this time when he gets back in the carraige his horrified wife of one hour turns to him and says “honey, why did u do that? the poor horse!!
the prince turns to her and says “honey, that was one!!!!!”
lol i heard this at a sheva berachos and it got a major laugh
the police decide that they are going to do the opposite of what they usually do and stand at a check point in order to pull over a perfect driver and give him $1000. they stand and wait and finally they see 1 driver driving within the speed limit, not on his cell phone, both hands on the steering wheel…..and decide this is their man. they pull him over and inform him that this is his lucky day. while writing out the check they ask him what he plans on doing with the $.
“you know,” he says, “ive always wanted a drivers license! i think im going to invest in getting myself one!
just then his wife jumps up and says “oh officer, he has no idea what hes talking about! hes drunk!!
then a man pipes up from the back seat “thats nonsense! he would never have stolen this car if he was drunk!!
at this point the police think they have heard it all when a kid pops out of the trunk and calls “hey r we over the boarder yet?!
i did not have the easiest high school experience and i still miss it like crazy!! theres nothing like being young and carefree and almost noone(myself included)appreciates it till they leave……enjoy every minute!!