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June 5, 2009 12:27 pm at 12:27 pm #1163493NobodyMember
ok here goes………
– I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
– Don’t drink and drive…You might hit a bump and spill it.
– I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.June 5, 2009 4:00 pm at 4:00 pm #1163494
head in the sand – lol!
* forgiving hizbollah and hamas is god’s function, but i’d love to arrange the meetingJune 5, 2009 4:24 pm at 4:24 pm #1163496Mayan_DvashParticipant
DeliberatelyEsoteric, I really like that one!
;June 5, 2009 4:55 pm at 4:55 pm #1163497d aMember
A bumber sticker that I thought of (correct me if you saw it somewhere else):
“Officer, don’t chase me, YOUR SPEEDING”June 5, 2009 4:56 pm at 4:56 pm #1163498areivimzehlazehParticipant
areivim, as a matter of info, I am the LAST person in the world who needs to be told to take life seriously. I also think its important to laugh, just as important, if not more important than taking life seriously. Dont tell me, because frankly I dont care, but look at the first post, and ask yourself what you intended to accomplish by saying that, and then ask yourself what you did accomplish. I can answer you but I’ll leave it up to your judgment.
aussie, thanx for the vote of confidence.
<at the end of rant>
I didn’t realize every post of yours has a positive accomplishment attachedJune 5, 2009 5:38 pm at 5:38 pm #1163499
“My other child is the village idiot”
“9 out of 10 Dentists recommend Crest Whitening Gel. The 10th has false teeth”
“To err is human, to forgive is divine and driving 35mph in a 65mph Zone is criminal”.June 5, 2009 7:40 pm at 7:40 pm #1163500chofetzchaimMember
I DRIVE JUST LIKE YOU!June 7, 2009 8:18 am at 8:18 am #1163501
1-how many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?
2-honk if you love peace and quietJune 7, 2009 8:27 am at 8:27 am #1163502
1-no radio – already stolen
2-never hit a man with glasses – hit him with something stronger and heavierJune 7, 2009 8:30 am at 8:30 am #1163503JaxMember
Goldieloxx: 1-no radio – already stolen
that is a really great one! in 2009 it should be CD player…..June 7, 2009 8:35 am at 8:35 am #1163504
who uses cds now?? all you need is a jack 4 your ipodJune 7, 2009 8:36 am at 8:36 am #1163505JaxMember
GoldieLoxx: 100% true! 😉June 7, 2009 2:40 pm at 2:40 pm #1163506
areivim, funny you call it a rant, I would have a different word in mind. Says a lot about you as a person. (Or should I say proves a lot about you as a person, it confirms my previous assumptions)
Would you expect any different of me?June 7, 2009 2:46 pm at 2:46 pm #1163507
goldie, good ones 🙂June 7, 2009 7:30 pm at 7:30 pm #1163509
if you can read this ive lost my trailerJune 8, 2009 7:47 pm at 7:47 pm #1163510areivimzehlazehParticipant
kapusta- why don’t you let off steam by doing some rodeif (shalom) in the runners thread 😉
Try not to take these things so personally- t’was a very innocent comment
Forgiven?June 8, 2009 8:02 pm at 8:02 pm #1163511
He who laughs last…..thinks slowest.
A mouse is an elephant built by the Japaneese.June 8, 2009 8:04 pm at 8:04 pm #1163512
Aks me about Ebonics.June 8, 2009 8:09 pm at 8:09 pm #1163513
I’m objective. I object to everything.June 8, 2009 9:53 pm at 9:53 pm #1163514
areivim, first off, people dont usually get to me, and when they do, its people, as in humans, not just a name in the CR. Secondly, it was just my opinion, which I was allowed to state, just as much as you were, (no queen cracks here), all forgiven on one condition, (nothing to do with this, dont worry) no need for a misunderstanding such as this in the CR anymore. 🙂 (and especially not on a thread like this
Goldie, I heard something similar once, on the back of the t-shirt of someone on a motorcycle, it said, “if you can read this, my wife fell off” (that was NOT comparing a wife to a trailer. 😉 )June 8, 2009 11:08 pm at 11:08 pm #1163515
I saw this sticker on the FRONT of a car. “Run, Hillary, Run”.June 8, 2009 11:38 pm at 11:38 pm #1163516June 9, 2009 12:50 pm at 12:50 pm #1163518aussieboyParticipant
save the whales…eat them for dinner.
IF THIS SIGN is getting smaller then the light is green (in smaller and smaller letters 🙂June 9, 2009 2:09 pm at 2:09 pm #1163519
Beware: I ran out of medicine yesterday.June 9, 2009 5:23 pm at 5:23 pm #1163520
aussie, I like those. 🙂
havesomeseichel, I love that one, its like the, “stop talking, I’m almost out of aspirin.”
how can I miss you if you wont go away?
dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off
if you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchenJune 9, 2009 7:16 pm at 7:16 pm #1163521
kapusta, are you a maxine fan?
* i am free of all prejudice… i hate everyone equally.June 9, 2009 8:59 pm at 8:59 pm #1163522
I like that one. I’m considering putting it just past the door on my bedroom wall for those annoyances when people break in. 😉June 9, 2009 10:20 pm at 10:20 pm #1163523
kapusta, how about a lock on that door of yours?June 9, 2009 10:31 pm at 10:31 pm #1163524
mepal, I have better protection than a lock. Whoever dares come in has to deal with me for the rest of the day. Its NOT pretty. 😉June 10, 2009 1:55 am at 1:55 am #1163525
How about a sign that says “forget the dog, beware of owner”June 10, 2009 2:54 am at 2:54 am #1163526LAerMember
jphone, along the same line – a few good office signs:
*You don’t have to be crazy to work here, but it helps
*If you are rude, nasty, unpleasant, or just plain mean, there will be a $50 charge for dealing with you
*Everyone brings joy to this office… some when they enter, others when they leaveJune 10, 2009 2:54 am at 2:54 am #1163527
“i see your mouth moving but all I hear is blah blah blah…”June 10, 2009 3:50 pm at 3:50 pm #1163528
* keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you’ve been up to.June 10, 2009 5:29 pm at 5:29 pm #1163529
this was on a t-shirt:
attention deficit… hey, look! a butterfly!
😉June 10, 2009 5:56 pm at 5:56 pm #1163530
Don’t spread my wealth, spread my work ethic!
If it sonds like Marx…and acts like Stalin…Its probably Obama!
You think healthcare is expensive now? just wait till its free!June 10, 2009 6:09 pm at 6:09 pm #1163531BizrizutParticipant
I saw this bumper sticker in a really old junky car (or a Jalopy for those Old Archie Fans) “0-60 in 5 miles!”June 10, 2009 7:12 pm at 7:12 pm #1163532
I saw something similar on an old car. It said “0-60 in…..whats 60?”June 11, 2009 5:03 pm at 5:03 pm #1163533
*If you have to have Marxism, chose Groucho over Karl.
*I”ll keep my money, freedom and guns- you keep the change.
*Honk if I’m paying your mortgage
* Dont blame me, I voted for the American.
*WORK HARDER. Millions of people on welfare depend on you.
*vote democratic- its easier than working!!
*dont tell Obama what comes after a trillion!June 11, 2009 5:36 pm at 5:36 pm #1163534
dont tell Obama what comes after a trillion!
I like!June 11, 2009 5:55 pm at 5:55 pm #1163535
=) I’m glad!June 11, 2009 7:57 pm at 7:57 pm #1163536
When you spend up to 2 hours a day commuting to and from work, you get to see all sorts of bumper stickers. This is an old line looks like it graduated to bumper sticker status.
“A Republican is a Democrat who was mugged”.June 12, 2009 2:04 am at 2:04 am #1163538LAerMember
I proudly support PETA: People for the Eating of Tasty AnimalsJune 12, 2009 2:59 am at 2:59 am #1163539June 12, 2009 3:36 am at 3:36 am #1163540
The person who said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door.June 12, 2009 6:57 am at 6:57 am #1163541anonymisssParticipant
Dear Lord, if you can’t make me skinny, can’t you at least make my friends FAT?
~a the real one~June 12, 2009 2:54 pm at 2:54 pm #1163542
anonymisss, I hope I’m not one of your friends.June 12, 2009 5:14 pm at 5:14 pm #1163543anonymisssParticipant
mepal, ;0). If you are, don’t worry, cuz I’m skinny;)
~a the real one~June 12, 2009 6:10 pm at 6:10 pm #1163544
Great! Cuz that makes two of us…June 15, 2009 8:18 pm at 8:18 pm #1163545
dont hit me, my lawyers in jail
ambivalent? well yes and no
if your happy and you know it see a shrinkJune 17, 2009 4:00 am at 4:00 am #1163546mbdMember
“The ten commandments are NOT multiple choice”
“Don’t drink and drive -u might hit a bump & spill it”
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