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  • #1163493
    Nobody
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    ok here goes………

    – I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

    – Don’t drink and drive…You might hit a bump and spill it.

    – I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

    #1163494

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    head in the sand – lol!

    * forgiving hizbollah and hamas is god’s function, but i’d love to arrange the meeting

    #1163496
    Mayan_Dvash
    Participant

    DeliberatelyEsoteric, I really like that one!

    ;

    #1163497
    d a
    Member

    A bumber sticker that I thought of (correct me if you saw it somewhere else):

    “Officer, don’t chase me, YOUR SPEEDING”

    #1163498
    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    kapusta

    Member

    areivim, as a matter of info, I am the LAST person in the world who needs to be told to take life seriously. I also think its important to laugh, just as important, if not more important than taking life seriously. Dont tell me, because frankly I dont care, but look at the first post, and ask yourself what you intended to accomplish by saying that, and then ask yourself what you did accomplish. I can answer you but I’ll leave it up to your judgment.

    aussie, thanx for the vote of confidence.

    *kapusta*

    ___________________________________________________

    <at the end of rant>

    I didn’t realize every post of yours has a positive accomplishment attached

    #1163499
    jphone
    Member

    “My other child is the village idiot”

    “9 out of 10 Dentists recommend Crest Whitening Gel. The 10th has false teeth”

    “To err is human, to forgive is divine and driving 35mph in a 65mph Zone is criminal”.

    #1163500
    chofetzchaim
    Member

    LOOK OUT!

    I DRIVE JUST LIKE YOU!

    #1163501
    GoldieLoxx
    Member

    1-how many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?

    2-honk if you love peace and quiet

    #1163502
    GoldieLoxx
    Member

    1-no radio – already stolen

    2-never hit a man with glasses – hit him with something stronger and heavier

    #1163503
    Jax
    Member

    Goldieloxx: 1-no radio – already stolen

    that is a really great one! in 2009 it should be CD player…..

    #1163504
    GoldieLoxx
    Member

    who uses cds now?? all you need is a jack 4 your ipod

    #1163505
    Jax
    Member

    GoldieLoxx: 100% true! 😉

    #1163506
    kapusta
    Participant

    areivim, funny you call it a rant, I would have a different word in mind. Says a lot about you as a person. (Or should I say proves a lot about you as a person, it confirms my previous assumptions)

    Would you expect any different of me?

    *kapusta*

    #1163507
    mepal
    Member

    goldie, good ones 🙂

    #1163509
    GoldieLoxx
    Member

    if you can read this ive lost my trailer

    #1163510
    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    kapusta- why don’t you let off steam by doing some rodeif (shalom) in the runners thread 😉

    Try not to take these things so personally- t’was a very innocent comment

    Forgiven?

    #1163511
    jphone
    Member

    He who laughs last…..thinks slowest.

    A mouse is an elephant built by the Japaneese.

    #1163512
    jphone
    Member

    Aks me about Ebonics.

    #1163513
    jphone
    Member

    I’m objective. I object to everything.

    #1163514
    kapusta
    Participant

    areivim, first off, people dont usually get to me, and when they do, its people, as in humans, not just a name in the CR. Secondly, it was just my opinion, which I was allowed to state, just as much as you were, (no queen cracks here), all forgiven on one condition, (nothing to do with this, dont worry) no need for a misunderstanding such as this in the CR anymore. 🙂 (and especially not on a thread like this

    Goldie, I heard something similar once, on the back of the t-shirt of someone on a motorcycle, it said, “if you can read this, my wife fell off” (that was NOT comparing a wife to a trailer. 😉 )

    *kapusta*

    #1163515
    jphone
    Member

    I saw this sticker on the FRONT of a car. “Run, Hillary, Run”.

    #1163516
    kapusta
    Participant

    jphone, lol!

    *kapusta*

    #1163518
    aussieboy
    Participant

    save the whales…eat them for dinner.

    IF THIS SIGN is getting smaller then the light is green (in smaller and smaller letters 🙂

    #1163519

    Beware: I ran out of medicine yesterday.

    #1163520
    kapusta
    Participant

    aussie, I like those. 🙂

    havesomeseichel, I love that one, its like the, “stop talking, I’m almost out of aspirin.”

    others:

    how can I miss you if you wont go away?

    dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off

    if you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen

    *kapusta*

    #1163521

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    kapusta, are you a maxine fan?

    * i am free of all prejudice… i hate everyone equally.

    #1163522
    kapusta
    Participant

    DE, yes.

    I like that one. I’m considering putting it just past the door on my bedroom wall for those annoyances when people break in. 😉

    *kapusta*

    #1163523
    mepal
    Member

    kapusta, how about a lock on that door of yours?

    #1163524
    kapusta
    Participant

    mepal, I have better protection than a lock. Whoever dares come in has to deal with me for the rest of the day. Its NOT pretty. 😉

    *kapusta*

    #1163525
    jphone
    Member

    How about a sign that says “forget the dog, beware of owner”

    #1163526
    LAer
    Member

    jphone, along the same line – a few good office signs:

    *You don’t have to be crazy to work here, but it helps

    *If you are rude, nasty, unpleasant, or just plain mean, there will be a $50 charge for dealing with you

    *Everyone brings joy to this office… some when they enter, others when they leave

    #1163527

    “i see your mouth moving but all I hear is blah blah blah…”

    #1163528

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    * keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you’ve been up to.

    #1163529
    kapusta
    Participant

    this was on a t-shirt:

    ADD

    attention deficit… hey, look! a butterfly!

    😉

    *kapusta*

    #1163530
    mepal
    Member

    Don’t spread my wealth, spread my work ethic!

    If it sonds like Marx…and acts like Stalin…Its probably Obama!

    You think healthcare is expensive now? just wait till its free!

    #1163531
    Bizrizut
    Participant

    I saw this bumper sticker in a really old junky car (or a Jalopy for those Old Archie Fans) “0-60 in 5 miles!”

    #1163532
    jphone
    Member

    I saw something similar on an old car. It said “0-60 in…..whats 60?”

    #1163533

    *If you have to have Marxism, chose Groucho over Karl.

    *I”ll keep my money, freedom and guns- you keep the change.

    *Honk if I’m paying your mortgage

    * Dont blame me, I voted for the American.

    *WORK HARDER. Millions of people on welfare depend on you.

    *vote democratic- its easier than working!!

    *dont tell Obama what comes after a trillion!

    #1163534
    mepal
    Member

    dont tell Obama what comes after a trillion!


    I like!

    #1163535

    =) I’m glad!

    #1163536
    jphone
    Member

    When you spend up to 2 hours a day commuting to and from work, you get to see all sorts of bumper stickers. This is an old line looks like it graduated to bumper sticker status.

    “A Republican is a Democrat who was mugged”.

    #1163538
    LAer
    Member

    I proudly support PETA: People for the Eating of Tasty Animals

    #1163539
    kapusta
    Participant

    LAer, lol!

    *kapusta*

    #1163540
    kapusta
    Participant

    The person who said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door.

    *kapusta*

    #1163541
    anonymisss
    Participant

    Dear Lord, if you can’t make me skinny, can’t you at least make my friends FAT?

    ~a the real one~

    #1163542
    mepal
    Member

    anonymisss, I hope I’m not one of your friends.

    #1163543
    anonymisss
    Participant

    mepal, ;0). If you are, don’t worry, cuz I’m skinny;)

    ~a the real one~

    #1163544
    mepal
    Member

    Great! Cuz that makes two of us…

    #1163545
    GoldieLoxx
    Member

    dont hit me, my lawyers in jail

    ambivalent? well yes and no

    if your happy and you know it see a shrink

    #1163546
    mbd
    Member

    “The ten commandments are NOT multiple choice”

    “Don’t drink and drive -u might hit a bump & spill it”

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