November 4, 2012 9:58 pm at 9:58 pm #1047410
Give a man a fire and he’s warm for the day. But set fire to him and he’s warm for the rest of his life.November 4, 2012 10:01 pm at 10:01 pm #1047411
The Road goes ever on and on
Down from the door where it began.
Now far ahead the Road has gone,
And I must follow, if I can,
Pursuing it with weary feet,
Until it joins some larger way,
Where many paths and errands meet.
And whither then? I cannot say.
The Road goes ever on and on
Out from the door where it began.
Now far ahead the Road has gone,
Let others follow it who can!
Let them a journey new begin,
But I at last with weary feet
Will turn towards the lighted inn,
My evening-rest and sleep to meet.November 4, 2012 10:41 pm at 10:41 pm #1047412
The sun was shining on the sea,
Shining with all his might:
He did his very best to make
The billows smooth and bright —
And this was odd, because it was
The middle of the night.November 4, 2012 11:02 pm at 11:02 pm #1047413ToiParticipant
tu bishvat higiya
chag layiladotNovember 5, 2012 1:58 am at 1:58 am #1047414
the way of mrs CosmopoliteNovember 5, 2012 4:41 am at 4:41 am #1047415
This book was written using 100% recycled words.November 5, 2012 9:52 am at 9:52 am #1047416
As available from Lobsang DibblerNovember 5, 2012 10:11 pm at 10:11 pm #1047417
indeed, yesterday I was not born!
(or as mrs c would say, ‘I weren’t born yesterday!’)November 5, 2012 10:12 pm at 10:12 pm #1047418
COWER, BRIEF MORTALS!
HAVE YOU BEEN NAUGHTY OR NICE?November 6, 2012 3:46 am at 3:46 am #1047419
was that a proper reward for being firm believer in reincarnation for almost 130 years? you come back as a corpse? no wonder the dead are traditionally considered angry.November 6, 2012 3:48 am at 3:48 am #1047420
(now for a real random post)today i will be happier then a bird with a french fry.(my sis)November 6, 2012 3:21 pm at 3:21 pm #1047421
nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.November 6, 2012 4:15 pm at 4:15 pm #1047422
“Everybody believes in God, hopefully. But do you know how much God believes in us? The world still exists. That means God believes in us; believes we can fix everything.”
– Get High! The Wisdom of Rabbi Shlomo Carlebach Z”tlNovember 6, 2012 8:47 pm at 8:47 pm #1047423
I’m mean and turf and I’m mean and turf
and I’m mean and turf and I’m mean and turf,
And me an’ my friends can walk towards you with our
hats on backwards in a menacing way,
Yo!November 7, 2012 12:12 am at 12:12 am #1047424
My name’s Toph because it sounds like tough.November 7, 2012 11:19 am at 11:19 am #1047425
That’s Music With Rocks In!November 7, 2012 1:05 pm at 1:05 pm #1047427JustHavingFunParticipant
Go Steelers!November 7, 2012 2:19 pm at 2:19 pm #1047428
how many times is it appropriate to say “what?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said?November 7, 2012 2:20 pm at 2:20 pm #1047429frummy in the tummyParticipant
I’ll give justhaving the benefit of the doubt and assume he didn’t just post that….Go Ravens! Caw!November 7, 2012 2:23 pm at 2:23 pm #1047430
SNH, SNH, SNH…November 7, 2012 7:04 pm at 7:04 pm #1047431BaalHaboozeParticipant
There is a great need for a sarcasm font.November 7, 2012 8:52 pm at 8:52 pm #1047432
Charlie, you couldn’t even spell ‘big’…November 7, 2012 9:16 pm at 9:16 pm #1047433
The Pobble who has no toes
Had once as many as we
When they said, ‘Some day you may lose them all;’–
He replied, — ‘Fish fiddle de-dee!’
And his Aunt Jobiska made him drink,
Lavender water tinged with pink,
For she said, ‘The World in general knows
There’s nothing so good for a Pobble’s toes!’
The Pobble who has no toes,
Swam across the Bristol Channel;
But before he set out he wrapped his nose,
In a piece of scarlet flannel.
For his Aunt Jobiska said, ‘No harm
‘Can come to his toes if his nose is warm;
‘And it’s perfectly known that a Pobble’s toes
‘Are safe, — provided he minds his nose.’
The Pobble swam fast and well
And when boats or ships came near him
He tinkedly-binkledy-winkled a bell
So that all the world could hear him.
And all the Sailors and Admirals cried,
When they saw him nearing the further side,–
‘He has gone to fish, for his Aunt Jobiska’s
‘Runcible Cat with crimson whiskers!’
But before he touched the shore,
The shore of the Bristol Channel,
A sea-green Porpoise carried away
His wrapper of scarlet flannel.
And when he came to observe his feet
Formerly garnished with toes so neat
His face at once became forlorn
On perceiving that all his toes were gone!
And nobody ever knew
From that dark day to the present,
Whoso had taken the Pobble’s toes,
In a manner so far from pleasant.
Whether the shrimps or crawfish gray,
Or crafty Mermaids stole them away —
Nobody knew; and nobody knows
How the Pebble was robbed of his twice five toes!
The Pobble who has no toes
Was placed in a friendly Bark,
And they rowed him back, and carried him up,
To his Aunt Jobiska’s Park.
And she made him a feast at his earnest wish
Of eggs and buttercups fried with fish;–
And she said,– ‘It’s a fact the whole world knows,
‘That Pebbles are happier without their toes.’November 8, 2012 2:10 am at 2:10 am #1047434dhl144Member
I wanna go horse back riding I hope this snow melts very fast.November 8, 2012 12:44 pm at 12:44 pm #1047435
Last night my toilet was broken into, and there are some places where an Englishman should feel secure.November 8, 2012 1:09 pm at 1:09 pm #1047436
I want always to be a boy and have funNovember 8, 2012 1:10 pm at 1:10 pm #1047437
and JMH, you really are weirdNovember 8, 2012 2:36 pm at 2:36 pm #1047438Luna LovegoodParticipant
“Wow, I haven’t cleaned my room in 100 years… Not looking forward to that…”November 8, 2012 3:59 pm at 3:59 pm #1047439
i love the sense of camaradie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front.
stay strong, brothers and sisters!November 8, 2012 4:25 pm at 4:25 pm #1047440
Everything in this room is eatable, even I am eatable but that, dear children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societiesNovember 8, 2012 4:35 pm at 4:35 pm #1047441
NAS – the phrase “hang on a second lads, I’ve got a great idea” should explain.November 8, 2012 4:36 pm at 4:36 pm #1047442frummy in the tummyParticipant
Has anybody seen my keyboard???? I’ve looked in the closet, under the bed, in the fridge, on the balcony, under the desk, in all the drawers, everywhere on the floor…I really need to type up this paper! If you need more info to help me out, I can chat with you on facebook.November 8, 2012 9:09 pm at 9:09 pm #1047443
This is the self-preservation society, so get your skates on mate.November 9, 2012 11:49 am at 11:49 am #1047444
The time has come, the walrus said, to speak of many things.November 9, 2012 12:34 pm at 12:34 pm #1047445
I come from a land down under…November 9, 2012 2:51 pm at 2:51 pm #1047446
i have this sense of paranoia that someone is following me around all day long….ssshhhh….i think i he’s coming, he’s….he’s ..oh, n…mmmffhthhalghvfmmmm!!!!!!November 11, 2012 4:10 am at 4:10 am #1047447
well for a thread like this it outlasted my expectation (lets see if we can make it go for longer:)!![multiple exclamation marks, a sure sign of insanity])November 11, 2012 5:25 am at 5:25 am #1047448
MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!11!!!!!1!!!November 11, 2012 6:32 am at 6:32 am #1047449
It’s a giant mushroom!! Maybe it’s friendly!November 11, 2012 10:50 am at 10:50 am #1047450
evil bunny wabbit &:#=…November 11, 2012 5:24 pm at 5:24 pm #1047451mgirlMember
family is like old slippers. they’re comfortable in the house but embaressing on the street.November 11, 2012 6:21 pm at 6:21 pm #1047452OnlyTheTruthParticipant
What are you looking at?November 11, 2012 10:52 pm at 10:52 pm #1047453
I am a gummy bear, oh yes a gummy bear,
I’m a something something something kind of gummy bear..November 12, 2012 4:30 pm at 4:30 pm #1047454
20, 16, 12, 8, how do we depreciate?November 12, 2012 5:08 pm at 5:08 pm #1047455Smile E. FaceMember
theres no art to find the mind’s construction in the faceNovember 12, 2012 5:41 pm at 5:41 pm #1047456
someone ought to make a movie of this…November 12, 2012 7:50 pm at 7:50 pm #1047457
rrrring-ding-ding, ding-ding-ding, rrrrrrrrrrrring-ding-ding, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding… etc.November 12, 2012 8:38 pm at 8:38 pm #1047458MurphysLawMember
A mans got to do what a mans got to do…November 12, 2012 8:39 pm at 8:39 pm #1047459MurphysLawMember
If anything can go wrong, -it will.November 12, 2012 9:00 pm at 9:00 pm #1047460BaalHaboozeParticipant
so i lost this bet to start some stupid random thread, called it “Post to Post -NOT”, and what d’ya know?? 4 months later – 200 posts!!! Hilarious!
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