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  • #1047513
    frummy in the tummy
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    hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia – a fear of long words

    #1047514
    Luna Lovegood
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    I have a First Class Degree in Earthonomics.

    #1047515
    shnitzy
    Member

    Luna a dream deferred was written by Langston Hughes I think you should’ve cited that unless you are him of course

    #1047516

    a = x [true for some a’s and x’s]

    a+a = a+x [add a to both sides]

    2a = a+x [a+a = 2a]

    2a-2x = a+x-2x [subtract 2x from both sides]

    2(a-x) = a+x-2x [2a-2x = 2(a-x)]

    2(a-x) = a-x [x-2x = -x]

    2 = 1 [divide both sides by a-x]

    #1047517
    frummy in the tummy
    Participant

    math…….instincts……can’t……give in….AAAHHH!!!….dividing by ze….AAAHHHH!!!!

    #1047518
    tzaddiq
    Member

    Did you think about your kidneys today?

    consider:

    1. The kidneys have a higher blood flow than even the brain, liver or heart.

    2. The kidneys reabsorb and redistribute 99% of the blood volume and only 0.1% of the blood filtered becomes urine.

    3. Kidney stones are an accumulation of mineral salts and mostly combined with calcium which can lodge anywhere along the course of the urinary tract.

    4. Refined carbohydrates and sugar help the body make kidney stones.

    5. Sugar will stimulate the pancreas to release insulin. This causes extra calcium to be excreted in the urine. . . alas, kidney stones.

    6. An excess of milk or antacids may cause kidney stones.

    8. Each kidney weighs approximately 4 to 6 ounces.

    9. The kidneys of a newborn baby are about 3X larger in proportion to body weight as in the adult.

    10. The volume of urine excreted daily varies from 1000 to 2000 ml (averaging 1500 ml). 1000 ml (millileters) = 1 liter.

    This has been brought to you by the Society for Healthy Kidneys.

    YAY KIDNEYS!!!

    #1047519
    BaalHabooze
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    Here’s your first class ticket, sir. Bon voyage!

    #1047521
    notasheep
    Member

    fly, you fools!

    #1047522
    tzaddiq
    Member

    why is Donkey Kong called “DONKEY” Kong if he was a gorilla?

    #1047523
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    Coffee Addict belongs here. He posted not to post.

    #1047524
    just my hapence
    Participant

    Jam yesterday and jam tomorrow, but never jam today.

    #1047525
    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?

    #1047526
    shnitzy
    Member

    They glistened with an inner eternal strength. Those miniscule picturesque diamonds of hope falling swiftly yet lightly upon the crowd below piercing their armor, dispelling dismal gray clouds of despair, and awakening their hearts to a better tomorrow. A hopestar journey of renewal.

    NOW PASS THE DARN KETCHUP!!!!

    REALITY.

    #1047528
    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    I think I will also donate $1 million to the Hurricane Sandy victims, just like this Rechnitz guy from California….

    #1047529
    Luna Lovegood
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    BYOB- bring your own banana

    #1047530
    frummy in the tummy
    Participant

    Someday we’ll find it, the rainbow connection; the lovers, the dreamers, and me.

    #1047531
    just my hapence
    Participant

    Are you a man or a muppet?

    #1047532
    just my hapence
    Participant

    unfortunately, Brian has left ‘the solution to all the world’s problems’ in car. And he’s lost the keys.

    #1047533
    tzaddiq
    Member

    change your attitude and you can change your future

    #1047534
    shnitzy
    Member

    I have an app for that…

    #1047535
    just my hapence
    Participant

    I can’t believe it’s not custard…

    #1047536
    notasheep
    Member

    they’re grrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!

    #1047537
    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    Am I the only one seeing little tiny pink polka-dotted elephants dancing around my screen?

    #1047538
    frummy in the tummy
    Participant

    I like turtles!

    #1047539
    tzaddiq
    Member

    imagine being on the moon and your rocket breaks down. whew, that sucks.

    #1047540
    shnitzy
    Member

    chihuahuas aren’t black and green, hon`.

    #1047541
    a mirrer
    Participant

    those latkes were good

    #1047542
    Luna Lovegood
    Participant

    The Game

    #1047543
    OneOfMany
    Participant

    Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dol dillo!

    Ring a dong! hop along! fal lal the willow!

    #1047544
    notasheep
    Member

    Ay don’t believe it!

    #1047545
    just my hapence
    Participant

    What is wrong with the world? What is wrong is that we do not ask ‘what is right’. (G.K. Chesterton)

    #1047546
    tzaddiq
    Member

    ddid you ever try the mentos coca cola thing? does it really work?

    #1047547
    OneOfMany
    Participant

    All that is gold does not glitter,

    Not all those who wander are lost;

    The old that is strong does not wither,

    Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

    #1047548
    notasheep
    Member

    Alice woke up

    #1047549
    OneOfMany
    Participant

    Silence will fall when the question is asked. The first question. The oldest question in the universe, hidden in plain sight.

    (the answer sooooo is 42. 8D)

    #1047550
    Luna Lovegood
    Participant

    Doctor Who?

    #1047551
    Wisey
    Participant

    People who live in glass houses….are plants.

    #1047552
    Wisey
    Participant

    Do you like rollercoasters? So I guess you like my driving?

    #1047553
    tzaddiq
    Member

    so i hear chanukah is coming…….

    nice.

    #1047554
    frummy in the tummy
    Participant

    “This suit is black, pause, NOT!!!”

    #1047555
    notasheep
    Member

    Whaaaaaat?!?!?! You did WHAT?! But that was my favourite banana! I’ve had it for ten years! And you went and ATE it?!?!

    #1047556
    Wisey
    Participant

    If the cow jumped over the moon where did it land.

    #1047557
    Wisey
    Participant

    Some where shabbos clothes on purim some dress up. I wear a hat, suit and a pink tie.

    #1047558
    just my hapence
    Participant

    Forsooth, ’tis verily.

    #1047559
    notasheep
    Member

    Gadzooks milarkey!

    #1047560
    just my hapence
    Participant

    The trouble is they taste too good…

    #1047561
    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    12/12/12 – Tomorrow we will meet our end. Good-bye world.

    The Mayans

    #1047562
    frummy in the tummy
    Participant

    (It’s 12/21/12, oh and the Mayans don’t believe it will end then; it just happens to be when they stopped planning the last calendar until; it’s other people who are crazy ūüėČ )

    #1047563
    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    well its cool anyways ?

    12/12/12 12:12:12

    hey how ’bout those latkes? mmmmmmmmmm

    #1047564
    just my hapence
    Participant

    Twas brillig and the slithy toves

    Did gyre and gimble in the wabe

    All mimsy were the borogroves

    And the mome raths outgrabe

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