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frummy in the tummy
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hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia – a fear of long words

#1047514
Luna Lovegood
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I have a First Class Degree in Earthonomics.

#1047515
shnitzy
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Luna a dream deferred was written by Langston Hughes I think you should’ve cited that unless you are him of course

#1047516

a = x [true for some a’s and x’s]

a+a = a+x [add a to both sides]

2a = a+x [a+a = 2a]

2a-2x = a+x-2x [subtract 2x from both sides]

2(a-x) = a+x-2x [2a-2x = 2(a-x)]

2(a-x) = a-x [x-2x = -x]

2 = 1 [divide both sides by a-x]

#1047517
frummy in the tummy
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math…….instincts……can’t……give in….AAAHHH!!!….dividing by ze….AAAHHHH!!!!

#1047518
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consider:

1. The kidneys have a higher blood flow than even the brain, liver or heart.

2. The kidneys reabsorb and redistribute 99% of the blood volume and only 0.1% of the blood filtered becomes urine.

3. Kidney stones are an accumulation of mineral salts and mostly combined with calcium which can lodge anywhere along the course of the urinary tract.

4. Refined carbohydrates and sugar help the body make kidney stones.

5. Sugar will stimulate the pancreas to release insulin. This causes extra calcium to be excreted in the urine. . . alas, kidney stones.

6. An excess of milk or antacids may cause kidney stones.

8. Each kidney weighs approximately 4 to 6 ounces.

9. The kidneys of a newborn baby are about 3X larger in proportion to body weight as in the adult.

10. The volume of urine excreted daily varies from 1000 to 2000 ml (averaging 1500 ml). 1000 ml (millileters) = 1 liter.

This has been brought to you by the Society for Healthy Kidneys.

YAY KIDNEYS!!!

#1047519
BaalHabooze
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Here’s your first class ticket, sir. Bon voyage!

#1047521
notasheep
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fly, you fools!

#1047522
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why is Donkey Kong called “DONKEY” Kong if he was a gorilla?

#1047523
ZeesKite
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Coffee Addict belongs here. He posted not to post.

#1047524
just my hapence
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Jam yesterday and jam tomorrow, but never jam today.

#1047525
BaalHabooze
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Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?

#1047526
shnitzy
Member

They glistened with an inner eternal strength. Those miniscule picturesque diamonds of hope falling swiftly yet lightly upon the crowd below piercing their armor, dispelling dismal gray clouds of despair, and awakening their hearts to a better tomorrow. A hopestar journey of renewal.

NOW PASS THE DARN KETCHUP!!!!

REALITY.

#1047528
BaalHabooze
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I think I will also donate \$1 million to the Hurricane Sandy victims, just like this Rechnitz guy from California….

#1047529
Luna Lovegood
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#1047530
frummy in the tummy
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Someday we’ll find it, the rainbow connection; the lovers, the dreamers, and me.

#1047531
just my hapence
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Are you a man or a muppet?

#1047532
just my hapence
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unfortunately, Brian has left ‘the solution to all the world’s problems’ in car. And he’s lost the keys.

#1047533
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#1047534
shnitzy
Member

I have an app for that…

#1047535
just my hapence
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I can’t believe it’s not custard…

#1047536
notasheep
Member

they’re grrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!

#1047537
BaalHabooze
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Am I the only one seeing little tiny pink polka-dotted elephants dancing around my screen?

#1047538
frummy in the tummy
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I like turtles!

#1047539
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imagine being on the moon and your rocket breaks down. whew, that sucks.

#1047540
shnitzy
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chihuahuas aren’t black and green, hon`.

#1047541
a mirrer
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those latkes were good

#1047542
Luna Lovegood
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The Game

#1047543
OneOfMany
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Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dol dillo!

Ring a dong! hop along! fal lal the willow!

#1047544
notasheep
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Ay don’t believe it!

#1047545
just my hapence
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What is wrong with the world? What is wrong is that we do not ask ‘what is right’. (G.K. Chesterton)

#1047546
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ddid you ever try the mentos coca cola thing? does it really work?

#1047547
OneOfMany
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All that is gold does not glitter,

Not all those who wander are lost;

The old that is strong does not wither,

Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

#1047548
notasheep
Member

Alice woke up

#1047549
OneOfMany
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Silence will fall when the question is asked. The first question. The oldest question in the universe, hidden in plain sight.

(the answer sooooo is 42. 8D)

#1047550
Luna Lovegood
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Doctor Who?

#1047551
Wisey
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People who live in glass houses….are plants.

#1047552
Wisey
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Do you like rollercoasters? So I guess you like my driving?

#1047553
Member

so i hear chanukah is coming…….

nice.

#1047554
frummy in the tummy
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“This suit is black, pause, NOT!!!”

#1047555
notasheep
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Whaaaaaat?!?!?! You did WHAT?! But that was my favourite banana! I’ve had it for ten years! And you went and ATE it?!?!

#1047556
Wisey
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If the cow jumped over the moon where did it land.

#1047557
Wisey
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Some where shabbos clothes on purim some dress up. I wear a hat, suit and a pink tie.

#1047558
just my hapence
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Forsooth, ’tis verily.

#1047559
notasheep
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#1047560
just my hapence
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The trouble is they taste too good…

#1047561
BaalHabooze
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12/12/12 – Tomorrow we will meet our end. Good-bye world.

The Mayans

#1047562
frummy in the tummy
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(It’s 12/21/12, oh and the Mayans don’t believe it will end then; it just happens to be when they stopped planning the last calendar until; it’s other people who are crazy 😉 )

#1047563
BaalHabooze
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well its cool anyways ?

12/12/12 12:12:12

hey how ’bout those latkes? mmmmmmmmmm

#1047564
just my hapence
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Twas brillig and the slithy toves

Did gyre and gimble in the wabe

All mimsy were the borogroves

And the mome raths outgrabe

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