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  • in reply to: General Shmooze 2 #677028

    that is exactly what it means qwertyuiop. Just wait for a YW Mod simcha and see what happens. Maybe we’ll draw straws

    in reply to: General Shmooze 2 #677025

    no schedule for the mods. not going to answer the question about contacts with other mods.

    don’t get used to it. just be happy whenever I do the shift

    in reply to: General Shmooze 2 #677018

    no talk about night mods, this shift is just a hobby. (and trying to make a great 1st impression)

    in reply to: General Shmooze 2 #677014

    no report cards. you guys aren’t THAT important

    in reply to: Hangman! Join the fun! #1127296

    true by virtue of its logical form alone (websters)

    in reply to: General Shmooze 2 #677011

    e-mail is up and running (though that does not mean e-mail me, nor does it mean I plan on sending outgoing from it!)

    just told that you guys are the night owls

    in reply to: Hangman! Join the fun! #1127293

    tautological

    in reply to: General Shmooze 2 #677008

    ok

    in reply to: Hangman! Join the fun! #1127288

    a

    in reply to: Hangman! Join the fun! #1127284

    o

    in reply to: YWN Coffee Room Nightly D’Var Torah #1123819

    sure did! i like, i like

    in reply to: YWN Coffee Room Nightly D’Var Torah #1123816

    qwertyuiop. Very nice and worth the wait

    in reply to: Post Here – So We Know You’re In The CR #904374

    gonna be here on and off. The graveyard shift is tough and the thrill of being a mod is wearing off 😉

    in reply to: “Free” Night in the Ramada New Yorker (only pay taxes) #639565

    I’m so deprived living in the U.K…any free night outs in the Hilton or Marriot’s down here??? Could do with a free break!

    Weren’t there hotels (hoxton?) offering rooms for a quid?

    in reply to: Welcome YW Moderator-39 #639175

    Thanks to everyone for a fun 1st nightshift

    in reply to: General Shmooze 2 #676987

    I do need to step away, though, sorry in advance

    in reply to: General Shmooze 2 #676986

    sorry, still trying to set up my new e-mail. Having some issues

    in reply to: YWN Coffee Room Nightly D’Var Torah #1123806

    Moish, I Sure did. Did you?

    in reply to: General Shmooze 2 #676977

    good night

    in reply to: YWN Coffee Room Nightly D’Var Torah #1123803

    Please take it easy on the new guy

    Parshas Terumah

    by Rabbi Mordechai Kamenetzky

    After an entire portion filled with commandments regarding man’s obligation toward his fellow man, the Torah focuses on a very spiritual aspect of our existence. Hashem commands His nation to build a Tabernacle in which He would figuratively dwell. Thus the Torah begins this week’s portion with a mainstay of Jewish life — the appeal.

    The Torah instructs the Jewish nation to contribute gold, silver, and an array of other materials to the great cause of erecting and furnishing a Mishkan (Tabernacle). However the appeal is worded very strangely. Hashem does not ask the people to give; he asks them to take. Exodus 25:2: “Speak to the children of Israel and let them take a portion for me.” The question is obvious. Why does the Torah tell the people to take a portion when in essence they are giving a portion? What is the message behind the semantic anomaly?

    Max and Irving went fishing on an overcast afternoon. About two hours into their expedition a fierce storm developed. Their small rowboat tossed and tossed and finally flipped over into the middle of the lake. Max, a strong swimmer, called to save Irving, but to no avail. Irving did not respond to any plea and unfortunately drowned. Max swam to shore to break the terrible news to Irving’s poor wife.

    “What happened?” she screamed. “Tell me the whole story!”

    Max recounted the entire episode in full detail.

    “But what did you do to try to save my Irving?” she shrieked. Max explained once again. “I kept screaming to your husband, ‘Irving, give me your hand — give me your hand — Give me your hand! But Irving just gave me a blank stare and drifted away.”

    “You fool!” shouted the widow. “You said the wrong thing. You should have said, ‘take my hand.’ Irving never gave anything to anybody!”.

    We often make the same mistake that Irving made. When we hear the word “give” we recoil. In its first solicitation, the Torah is teaching us a lesson. When you give with true heart, you are not giving anything away. You are taking a share for yourself. Materialistic pleasures in which many people indulge are eventually digested and forgotten. The new cars become old ones, the glorious homes fall to disrepair, and the newest gizmos become outdated. The only items that remain are those that we give. They remain in a storehouse of merits and eventually will repay us and our descendants. The Montefiores and the Rothschilds are not forever cherished for opulence and indulgence. They are remembered for their great benevolence and charity. They not only gave for eternity. They received for eternity as well

    in reply to: General Shmooze 2 #676965

    Not embarrassed if it is something good and people can learn from it. Also, many of these e-mailed ones have been compiled into books!

    Going to post something in the next 5 min

    in reply to: General Shmooze 2 #676961

    I’ll google something and post soon

    in reply to: General Shmooze 2 #676955

    I’ll speak to the other moderators about a d’var torah. It seems there are plenty of “higher-ups” who have yet to give. Maybe there is a “honeymoon period”

    in reply to: General Shmooze 2 #676944

    qwertyuiop, what are you doing here? It says you have a d’var torah to give today. Looking forward

    in reply to: General Shmooze 2 #676942

    too tired. only in the mood to answer questions. and questions I don’t want to answer don’t get posted ;-P

    in reply to: General Shmooze 2 #676932

    Moish, fair enough, My 1st time in the CR was not as a Moderator. C’mon, what person would accept a position as a Mod without knowing what goes on here?

    in reply to: General Shmooze 2 #676926

    Sorry Moish, I won’t answer that

    in reply to: General Shmooze 2 #676918

    Great question Moish. Really gave me a laugh. To answer your question, YES. (sorry, no more information will be provided)

    in reply to: General Shmooze 2 #676915

    sorry. Will not answer any question of that type (i.e. an effort to figure out who I am, or any information which could lead to said discovery)

    in reply to: General Shmooze 2 #676913

    shoot

    in reply to: Post Here – So We Know You’re In The CR #904323

    good night qwertyuiop. Me, I’m wired for my new gig! no clue when i’ll be shutting down

    in reply to: Welcome YW Moderator-39 #639165

    I try

    in reply to: An Eitza Against The Yetzer Harah. #640005

    I refer the honorable Gentleman to my previous response

    in reply to: Welcome YW Moderator-39 #639161

    thanks for the art

    in reply to: Welcome YW Moderator-39 #639147

    More of a tea guy.

    What type of “Shidduch Coffee Questions” did you ask?

    Does he stir clockwise or counterclockwise?

    Sweet & Lo or Splenda?

    Paper or Styrofoam?

    in reply to: The Funniest Purim Costume #999649

    Looking forward

    in reply to: Welcome YW Moderator-39 #639105

    The guest of honor is never the 1st to arrive!

    Thanks for the warm welcome

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