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  • in reply to: Anyone here into details of tomorrow's Royal Wedding? #762692

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    Don’t blind yourself to her. They said the same regarding Diana when she got married, and before her philandering.

    in reply to: Doing Something L'Ilyui Nishmas A [Purposeful] Suicide #764750

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    but i preface such a Tefillah with a plea to Hashem that if such a Tefillah is not proper that Hashem should not listen to it and should forgive me.

    Why not ask a shaila as to whether it is proper or not?

    in reply to: Doing Something L'Ilyui Nishmas A [Purposeful] Suicide #764749

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    he is not buried in a Jewish cemetery

    I believe he is buried in the corner of a Jewish cemetery.

    in reply to: Computer Programmer #763817

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    What the wife actually said:

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    #!/usr/bin/env python

    from SuperMarkets import check_out, find_markets, inventory

    def run_errand(milk, eggs):
    shopping_cart = []
    if 'milk' in inventory and 'eggs' in inventory:
    shopping_cart.append(milk * 6)
    elif 'milk' in inventory and 'eggs' not in inventory:
    shopping_cart.append(milk)
    else:
    print 'Store has no milk. Try another.'
    find_markets()

    check_out(shopping_cart)

    if __name__ == '__main__':
    run_errand(milk='milk', eggs='eggs')

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    What the wife should have said to her programmer husband:

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    #!/usr/bin/env python

    from SuperMarkets import check_out, find_markets, inventory

    def run_errand(milk, eggs):
    shopping_cart = []
    if 'milk' in inventory and 'eggs' in inventory:
    shopping_cart.append(milk + eggs)
    elif 'milk' in inventory and 'eggs' not in inventory:
    shopping_cart.append(milk)
    elif 'eggs' in inventory and 'milk' not in inventory:
    shopping_cart.append(eggs)
    print 'Buy eggs, then go to another store for milk.'
    find_markets()
    else:
    print 'Store has no eggs or milk. Try another.'
    find_markets()

    check_out(shopping_cart)

    if __name__ == '__main__':
    run_errand(milk='milk', eggs='eggs' * 6)

    in reply to: UNREAL: BoroParkScoop.com Has Eye-Popping Story #983599

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    What does the Lubavitcher Rebbe have to do with your cat and her kittens, always here?

    in reply to: Anyone here into details of tomorrow's Royal Wedding? #762683

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    He was under no legal obligation to attend. (And if he had been, that would not be a mitigating factor, unless — perhaps — it would have cost him his life.)

    in reply to: Anyone here into details of tomorrow's Royal Wedding? #762680

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    Rabbi Avi Shafran properly declined a Presidential invitation to attend Church at the National Cathedral.

    in reply to: Mental Illness..Hang The Stigma! #774457

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    OP: Did the mother steal the father from this child? He isn’t mentioned in the story.

    Is this a personal story or a third-person?

    in reply to: Mishing on Pesach #1144870

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    Haifa: Where else would you make the Seder? By yourself?

    And did someone tell you that you must mish? Otherwise, who said it is unacceptable?

    in reply to: Yom Hashoah…why do charaidim/right wing orthodox not "celebrate"? #762648

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    You have the problem in reverse with Yom Hoatzmut, which is supposed to be (by design of its authors at least) a day of celebration — during the Sefira.

    in reply to: Job Interview/Shave/Omer/Beard #762724

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    Can you hold the no shaving/no music for the last 33 days of the sefira, instead of the first 33? That might be a way around this issue.

    in reply to: Anyone here into details of tomorrow's Royal Wedding? #762674

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    Can someone try to explain what heter Jonathan Henry Sacks, Baron Sacks, Kt, Chief Rabbi of the United Hebrew Congregations of the Commonwealth has to now be in the Collegiate Church of St Peter at Westminster, otherwise known as Westminster Abbey, as a galach with his cross is repeatedly intoning yushke’s name in this Church service?

    in reply to: girls highschools #762833

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    Shulamis is another good choice.

    in reply to: girls highschools #762829

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    Yeshiva of Flatbush.

    in reply to: Magazines in host's house #763286

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    I would treat it the same way I would a publication from a Christian missionary found in their bathroom.

    in reply to: Desperate husbands facing divorce #762132

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    s2021, she becomes a moredes for refusing and loses her kesuba.

    in reply to: Date Yawners #762937

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    @walton157, “gee, all your yawning has made me tired”. I would like to go home now”

    No problem. I just remembered I have another appointment now. I hope you have a Metrocard for the subway.

    in reply to: Yom Hashoah…why do charaidim/right wing orthodox not "celebrate"? #762616

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    Because we have Tisha B’Av for this purpose. And 2) because only the rabbonim can institute a new “celebration”.

    in reply to: Dear Niece #764129

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    No, my oldest niece is under 10. I just want to understand what you were saying.

    in reply to: Desperate husbands facing divorce #762126

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    cherrybim: It isn’t assur to have relations; it’s very assur to refuse it.

    in reply to: Date Yawners #762930

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    There is no way out during the date.

    in reply to: Desperate husbands facing divorce #762125

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    I think aries2756 gave good advice.

    cherrybim: When your child comes crying to you that a bully beat her up, do you tell her you need to first get the bully’s side of the story before you can sympathize with her?

    in reply to: Dear Niece #764127

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    adorable: When and how do you fall for your Uncle when he tells you that?

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