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  • October 28, 2011 1:43 am at 1:43 am in reply to: Jokes #1201940
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    ALIENS WELCOME

    If you cross the North Korean border illegally,

    you geet 12 years of hard labor

    If you crosss the Iranian border illegally,

    you are detained indefinitely

    If you cross the Afghan border illegally,

    you get shot

    If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally,

    you will be jailed

    If you cross the Chinese border illegally,

    you may never be heard from again

    If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally,

    you will be branded a spy and fate will be sealed

    If you cross the Cuban border illegally,

    you will be thrown into political prison to rot

    If you cross the UNITED STATES border illegally,

    you get:

    l. A job

    2. A driver;s license

    3. A social security card

    4. Welfare

    5. Food stamps

    6. Credit cards

    7. Subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house

    8. Free education

    9. Free health care

    10.A lobbyist in Washington

    11.Billions of dollars worth of public documents printed in your

    language

    12.The right to carry your country’s flag, while you protest

    that you don’t get enough respect

    October 28, 2011 1:29 am at 1:29 am in reply to: Sefer Tehillim Worldwide Daily #1229490
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    *****URGENT URGENT******

    PLEASE SAY TEHILLIM FOR HARAV R’YESHAYA YAKOV BEN RAIZEL

    SON OF THE HOLY SKULENER REBBE SHLITA

    WHO IS IN VERY VERY CRITICAL CONDITION AND NEED A BIG REFUAH SHELAIMA AND RACHMAI SHAMAYIM

    PASS IT ON TIZKU L’MITZVOS

    September 5, 2011 5:54 pm at 5:54 pm in reply to: Lies about everything to impress and feel superior between family and friends #806130
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    lets say we are at a simcha and discuss any particular issue she does not let the person talk buds in to everything and whatever you will be talking about e.g. someone said she is friends with this and this person she’ll say she is best friends with her and talks to her ten times a day when she has zero contact with her or e.g. if someone will say she bought a pair of designer shoes she’ll start to tell you that she has from every designer this and that pair but everything in full lengthy detail and i guarantee you no one is interested. She does not let anyone talk and takes over the conversations of whatever we talk about and she does everything and has everything.

    It is soooooooo annoying. I feel like plotzing.

    May 13, 2010 4:32 am at 4:32 am in reply to: Cheese Cake Recipe #684556
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    The old fashioned Satmar Rebetzin’s cheese cake is the best!

    2-1/2 lb farmer chees

    8 eggs separated

    1/2 cup orange juice

    l lb sour cream

    5T. flour

    2 vanilla sugar

    2 cups sugar

    1 stick butter

    1 lb [3-4 cups] cookie crumbs

    Crumble cookies in a plastic bag with a rolling in until very fine. Melt butter in pan. Brown cookies slightly. Sprinkle half on bottom of a 15×8 baking pan. Beat egg whites with half of sugar until stiff. Mix together all other ingredients. Slowly stir into snow. Separately add flour last. Pour batter onto crumbs and spinkle with remaining crumbs. Bake at 350 for 1 hr & 10 min. Enjoy!

    May 13, 2010 4:15 am at 4:15 am in reply to: Where Do You Buy Your Challos For Shabbos?! #686353
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    The best is from your own kitchen!

    2nd to best is Shloimy’s Bakery on 16th ave & 43rd st

    May 10, 2010 5:45 pm at 5:45 pm in reply to: Your Feedback: New YWN Website #992836
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    keep it the old way it was easier to read

    January 12, 2010 1:45 am at 1:45 am in reply to: Most Uncommon Frum Names #740919
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    ryna

    shlomtze

    alter

    January 10, 2010 10:49 pm at 10:49 pm in reply to: Recipes for People Who Don’t Know How to Cook #672190
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    salmon filet

    put on teriyake sauce with some garlic powder bake 20 min

    delicious super

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