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If anybody around is here is familiar with Journeys 4, they have a song called “Country Boy” which is about a country boy who is not religious. one day he finds his great-grandma’s diary saying that she’s jewish, he runs off to find out about torah but decides its not for him. when he comes back his father says he promised to himself that they day his son came home he’d buy him a brand new truck. he does this and at the DMV the song ends – “the license plate they gave me read G-E-T 613”
A couple of days ago i saw a license plate from Kansas (which i think is where this country boy is supposedly from) that said GET 613. I was ROTFLOL!
Dear Friends:
It is with the saddest heart that we must pass on the following news.
Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Cap’n Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very ‘smart’ cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky in his youth and a crusty old man, he was considered a roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus the bun they had in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
JewishSoul:
wish i did but to be honest i dont usually read those books. my brother bought the Rabbi Frand book and i had nothing else to read so i picked it up. it was really good but in general i like novels more. idk if your interested in tznius..it kinda depends on your gender:)…but i heard that there’s a new book “6 diaries” about tznius thats good.
Sorry i cant be of any more help but enjoy the Rabbi Frand book!
Wow my favorite topic!!! Ok where should i start?
Like mazal77 said, miracle ride was an amazing book: inspiring yet funny and written very well. its one of my favorites.
many books by chaim eliav are good but my favorite one is The Persecution.
If you’re interested in something other than a novel, Rabbi Frand’s new book “It’s never too little, its never too late, its never enough” was excellently written and very inspiring – good for the yamim noraim.
I cant think of anything else at the moment which is urprising cuz i read most of eichler’s 😉 but if i think of anything else i’ll post later.
Happy reading!
A gr8 bumper sticker:
Keep the CHANGE, we want the MONEY!
lol plonisalmonis i was literally laughing out loud since i know all those places!!!
lol KiloBear!!!
Darchei Binah is gr8 sem…i believe its “sister schools” with chachmas lev
Wow no one could figure this one out since a week ago?!!! It ain’t that hard!
Tell me what you got so far and where you’re stuck…try to put numbers on and you’ll get to one vital glitch. what have you got for me?
wow great thread estherh! I second your motion about greeting everyone with a smile. It puts you in a good mood and everyone around you – i’ve tried it! It turned stressful days into fun ones. Plus it creates a general feeling of ahavas yisroel which will definitely bring the geula!
No i didn’t mean you should flip them over literally, i meant they can switch places. you can move the dice and put any one first or second.
ICOT – thanx for the welcome! I love this riddle. someone told it to me during a long bus ride in camp and it kept me busy for about an hour….till i chapped the main point 🙂 at least i was distracted!
Yeah sure you just need to get every combo till 31
Mrs. Beautiful- mazal tov!
Ambush – i totally relate to the camper thing…
i concur with that assessment 🙂
Yeah i am. thanx! I’ve actually been reading the coffee room for a while but i never had the patience to actually register….so here i am!
Ok i have a riddle:
You have two cubes, serving as your dice, but the sides are blank – no numbers are written on them. Place numbers on the dice so that you can always arrange them to show you any date in any month – 01, 02, 03…..29, 30 , 31.
Any answers?
MAN THE BBQ
When a man decides to barbeque, the following chain of events is put into motion:
The woman buys the food.
The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables and makes dessert.
The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill, beer in hand.
This is the important part:
The man places the meat on the grill!
The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great.
He thanks her and asks her to bring another beer while he flips the meat.
Another important part:
The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the
woman on a plate!
The woman brings the salad, bread, plates, utensils, napkins, and sauces to the table.
After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
The most important part:
Everyone praises the man and thanks him for his cooking efforts!