Shnitzy2

It has to do with TOOTHPASTE yoidelle

What’s a troll 8_8

I know someone who found his wife by a chance meeting at the mechitza…it does work

Last night, I stood in my bathtub and glared down at the two blue bottles in my hands. I knew that one was shampoo and one was body washbut, my glasses were on the other side of the room and I couldn’t tell which was which.

I learned a jolly good lesson that night…. friends! Shampoo and body wash are very much the same!

I came out smelling like…myself. And I still haven’t noticed any adverse affects.

Maybe this is all just a giant conspiracy from the goyishe companies who want us to spend more money.

You know, it’s a very good idea. I wonder if it could be organized that they could meet in a monitored place without booze or loud music and just hang out and talk.
Brisket: you’re too closed minded. Go check out a nice sunshine or something

I’m a Big Gay.

I eat a lot of chocolate and I’m happy all the time. 8_8

I have a secret to tell you all.

I am Moshiach.

I have built a suitable Bais Hamikdash out of a plethora of multicolored LEGO pieces. I have forced all the nations of the world to declare me as their king on SIMS.

And now I shall rule the soggy land of internet fiefdom in peace and prosperity.