I only read the first line and a half.
p.s it is funny and cute
OP perhaps maybe you should change the way you look at things? there are many things that can be perceived in two ways. If a person constantly (based on other posts) has a negative outlook on things then of course your going to hate purim. It is such any easy target.
If one does a little more looking in and less looking out than perhaps you too can experience they true joys of purim