Who Cares?

havesomeseichel- here’s the guy’s resume:

For Boychiks

1.NAME (last, first)

a. On license #1_________ c. On credit cards___________

b. On license #2_________ d. Real Name_________________

2. Address

_________Boro Park _________”Just outside of Boro Park”

_________Flatbush _________”Just outside of Flatbush”

(if not New York, gay avech!)

3. Telephone Number(s)

a. Listed____________ d. Car phone_________________

b. Unlisted__________ e. Beeper____________________

c. Fax_______________ f. Shoe phone________________

4. Date of Birth

a. On license # 1 _________ c. On birth certificate _________

b. On license # 2 _________ d. Real date of birth _________

5. Height

a. With Borsalino _________ b. Without Borsalino _________

6. Weight

a. with keys _________ b. Without Keys _________

7. Type of Yarmulka

a. Velvet __ c. Knitted (Pepsi-Cola capsize) ___

b. Suede (Leather) ___ d. Other (explain) _______________________

8. Tzitzis Worn

a. in ___ c. “sometimes in sometimes out” ___

b. out ___ d. “sometimes out sometimes in” ___

9. Yeshiva presently attending _________

a. Lakewood_____ b. Other (Don’t bother specifying

10. If you checked “other” by #9 fill in the date of

earliest probable enrollment in Lakewood: __/__/__

11. Where did you learn in Israel?

__ The Mir __ Richie’s Pizza

__ Brisk (Any one) __ Yeshivat Rechovot (which Rechov _______)

__ Merkaz Hatorah __ Traveling yeshivah boychik

__ Did not learn in Israel __ Did not go to Israel

12. Second Language (you may check more than one)

__ Yiddish __ Polish

__ Hebrew __ English

__ Hungarian __ Other_______________________

13. College(s) Attended (you may check more than one)

__ Brooklyn College __ Y.U.

__T ouro College __ Darkei Noam

__ United Talmudical Acadamy __ Lakewood Credits

13. Planned occupation

__ Accountant __ Kollel

__ Actuary __ Lawyer

__ Computers __ “My wife will support me”

__ Diamonds __ Work for Father-in-law

__ Doctor __ Open a Shteeble

14. ____Please check here if you know what an actuary is.

15. Value of real estate owned by Father:

__ Less than $500,000

__ Between $1,000,000 and $3,000,000

__ Between $500,000 and $1,000,000

__over $10,000,000

16. Income declared by Father (on the Books)

__ $9,000 __ $10,000

__ $9,500 __ $10,500

17. What kind of shas would you like?

__ P’ninim ( ___ Microscopic __ Large set) __ Mid-sized set

__ The enormous set with yellow cover

__ Mid-sized with English translation __ Used set

__ “I’ll take the cash”

18. Looking for someone from

__ Prospect Park __ B.J.J.

__ B.Y.A. __ Brooklyn College

__ B.Y.H.S Other ______________

Submit 2 recent color photograph with this RESUME…….

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For office use only

REJECTED:

ACCEPTED:

Evaluation:

___ Schmendricks ___ Schlamazle

___ F’nageler ___ Hot Guy, call my relatives

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ya mybat, I’ve been to the Herzog Winery it’s awesome!

You can do an around the world theme.

Every table a different country with that country’s food and flag.

Who Cares and needs to know what my screen name is. That’s why I’m Who Cares?

Joseph, I do not put decorations on the schach

I mean who cares what my name is. No, I am not a reincarnation, mepal

I can confirm that…80

Hi ppl. I’m new.