That's the biggest 'if' since Rudyard Kipling started projecting his poems into the night sky, batman-style.
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i believe it happened on the 2nd
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but if you drink a shot of זעכץ און נינציגער right after, it counteracts and eliminates the sourness of the vinegar.
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And it's goodnight from him. Goodnight. And it's goodnight from me, goodnight.
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2 fries and a coke, please
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Alright, it's a jammy dodger. But I was promised tea...
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and now for something completely different...
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No! Not the comfy chair! And the fluffy cushions!
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"it's a bird", "it's a plane", "no, it's....oh, it IS a bird. One really big, mean-sized, jumbo bird"
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if I am an Irish then you are selectively permeable.
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This guy walks right into a bar, and screams, "Ouch!"
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I did NOT steal the cookie from the cookie jar! Search me... No, wait! Actually, actually don't...
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Allons-y!
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"Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty..."
AHHHHHHHH!
Splat.Posted 6 months ago # -
mary had a little lamb, the doctor was surprised
but when macdonald had a farm he couldn't believe his eyes!mary had a little lamb, she ate it with mint sauce...
mary had a little lamb, she also had some beef...
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The letter C.
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I'm Count Von Count, and I like to count!
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Old McDonald was dyslexic a, e, i, o, u.
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sorry, but who are you?
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You are my role model.
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Bob the builder, can he fix it? Bob the builder, yes he can!
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Hello sweetie
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Don't blink
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I am and always will be the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes and the dreamer of improbable dreams
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Yowzah!
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personally, i use turtle wax, but if you choose pineapple juice, by all means, go ahead...
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It isn't rocket science, it's just quantum physics!
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Oh! look
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I have reversed the jelly baby of the electron flow
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The men in white coats are your friends...
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i just don't get why they still bother to produce and pack all the other colored flavored candies if everyone anyway loves only the red strawberry flavored ones
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They're boringers. Blue boringers.
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Shortest horror story:
He was the last man on earth. He sat, shaken, in a room all alone. Suddenly, there was a knock on the door.
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Arachnophobia is the fear of spiders.
And that's today's Word of the Day!
Arachnophobia.Posted 6 months ago # -
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
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Ding, dong the witch is dead. Which old witch? The one that lives round the corner, you know, just a few minutes' walk from here. Course you know her, she's the one with the gingerbread cottage.
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but when you jump for it youll love it........
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Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth. I came not to bandy words with fools and half-wits.
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"It's not about the MONEY, it's the PRINCIPLE of the matter!!"
yyyyyyyeaaahh...riiiight, I'll get back to you on thatPosted 6 months ago # -
what happens to a dream deferred?
Does it dry
Like a raisin in the sun?
Or fester like a sore-
And then run?
Does it stink like rotten meat
Or crust over-
Like a syrupy sweet?Maybe it just sags
Like heavy load.Or does it explode?
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The toothpick stuck into a papaya on the back of an aardvark in Omaha, Nebraska, just fell down near a yellow blade of grass. I felt compelled to make this completly moronic announcement for your health's sake and well being.
You're welcome.Posted 6 months ago # -
Pack your bags,amigo! We're doomed.
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Luna isn't that plagiarism
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anyone for a good game of Rummykub?
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shnitzy- why would it be?
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Spoilers!
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The face of Uncle Sam, the fictional personification of the United States, was modeled after a door-to-door salesman from Canada.
True Fact #48Posted 5 months ago # -
freshly-fried flying fish
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This is bad. This is extremely very not good at all.
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Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this petty pace from day to day, until the last syllable of recorded time. And all our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to dusty death. Out - out! brief candle. Life is but a walking shadow, a poor player who struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard of no more. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
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