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  • #1047461

    That’s the biggest ‘if’ since Rudyard Kipling started projecting his poems into the night sky, batman-style.

    #1047462

    Showjoe
    Member

    i believe it happened on the 2nd

    #1047463

    tzaddiq
    Member

    but if you drink a shot of ???? ??? ???????? right after, it counteracts and eliminates the sourness of the vinegar.

    #1047464

    And it’s goodnight from him. Goodnight. And it’s goodnight from me, goodnight.

    #1047465

    tzaddiq
    Member

    2 fries and a coke, please

    #1047466

    Alright, it’s a jammy dodger. But I was promised tea…

    #1047467

    notasheep
    Member

    and now for something completely different…

    #1047468

    No! Not the comfy chair! And the fluffy cushions!

    #1047469

    tzaddiq
    Member

    “it’s a bird”, “it’s a plane”, “no, it’s….oh, it IS a bird. One really big, mean-sized, jumbo bird”

    #1047470

    shnitzy
    Member

    if I am an Irish then you are selectively permeable.

    #1047471

    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    This guy walks right into a bar, and screams, “Ouch!”

    ūüôā

    #1047472

    shnitzy
    Member

    I did NOT steal the cookie from the cookie jar! Search me… No, wait! Actually, actually don’t…

    #1047473

    Allons-y!

    #1047474

    shnitzy
    Member

    “Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty…”

    AHHHHHHHH!

    Splat.

    #1047475

    notasheep
    Member

    mary had a little lamb, the doctor was surprised

    but when macdonald had a farm he couldn’t believe his eyes!

    mary had a little lamb, she ate it with mint sauce…

    mary had a little lamb, she also had some beef…

    #1047476

    shnitzy
    Member

    The letter C.

    #1047477

    I’m Count Von Count, and I like to count!

    #1047478

    Old McDonald was dyslexic a, e, i, o, u.

    #1047479

    notasheep
    Member

    sorry, but who are you?

    #1047480

    shnitzy
    Member

    You are my role model.

    #1047481

    Bob the builder, can he fix it? Bob the builder, yes he can!

    #1047482

    Hello sweetie

    #1047483

    Don’t blink

    #1047484

    I am and always will be the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes and the dreamer of improbable dreams

    #1047485

    notasheep
    Member

    Yowzah!

    #1047486

    tzaddiq
    Member

    personally, i use turtle wax, but if you choose pineapple juice, by all means, go ahead…

    #1047487

    It isn’t rocket science, it’s just quantum physics!

    #1047488

    Oh! look

    #1047489

    I have reversed the jelly baby of the electron flow

    #1047490

    notasheep
    Member

    The men in white coats are your friends…

    #1047492

    tzaddiq
    Member

    i just don’t get why they still bother to produce and pack all the other colored flavored candies if everyone anyway loves only the red strawberry flavored ones

    #1047493

    They’re boringers. Blue boringers.

    #1047494

    Z-ZONE
    Member

    Shortest horror story:

    He was the last man on earth. He sat, shaken, in a room all alone. Suddenly, there was a knock on the door.

    #1047495

    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    Arachnophobia is the fear of spiders.

    And that’s today’s Word of the Day!

    Arachnophobia.

    #1047496

    OneOfMany
    Member

    They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard!

    #1047497

    notasheep
    Member

    Ding, dong the witch is dead. Which old witch? The one that lives round the corner, you know, just a few minutes’ walk from here. Course you know her, she’s the one with the gingerbread cottage.

    #1047498

    AbeF
    Participant

    but when you jump for it youll love it……..

    #1047499

    Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth. I came not to bandy words with fools and half-wits.

    #1047500

    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    “It’s not about the MONEY, it’s the PRINCIPLE of the matter!!”

    yyyyyyyeaaahh…riiiight, I’ll get back to you on that

    #1047501

    what happens to a dream deferred?

    Does it dry

    Like a raisin in the sun?

    Or fester like a sore-

    And then run?

    Does it stink like rotten meat

    Or crust over-

    Like a syrupy sweet?

    Maybe it just sags

    Like heavy load.

    Or does it explode?

    #1047502

    tzaddiq
    Member

    The toothpick stuck into a papaya on the back of an aardvark in Omaha, Nebraska, just fell down near a yellow blade of grass. I felt compelled to make this completly moronic announcement for your health’s sake and well being.

    You’re welcome.

    #1047503

    shnitzy
    Member

    Pack your bags,amigo! We’re doomed.

    #1047504

    shnitzy
    Member

    Luna isn’t that plagiarism

    #1047505

    tzaddiq
    Member

    anyone for a good game of Rummykub?

    #1047506

    shnitzy- why would it be?

    #1047507

    Spoilers!

    #1047508

    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    The face of Uncle Sam, the fictional personification of the United States, was modeled after a door-to-door salesman from Canada.

    True Fact #48

    #1047509

    tzaddiq
    Member

    freshly-fried flying fish

    #1047510

    This is bad. This is extremely very not good at all.

    #1047512

    notasheep
    Member

    Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this petty pace from day to day, until the last syllable of recorded time. And all our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to dusty death. Out – out! brief candle. Life is but a walking shadow, a poor player who struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard of no more. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

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