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  • Started 2 years ago by BaalHabooze
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  1. just my hapence
    a penny for your thoughts, minus some change

    That's the biggest 'if' since Rudyard Kipling started projecting his poems into the night sky, batman-style.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  2. Showjoe
    Member

    i believe it happened on the 2nd

    Posted 1 year ago #
  3. tzaddiq
    Member

    but if you drink a shot of זעכץ און נינציגער right after, it counteracts and eliminates the sourness of the vinegar.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  4. just my hapence
    a penny for your thoughts, minus some change

    And it's goodnight from him. Goodnight. And it's goodnight from me, goodnight.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  5. tzaddiq
    Member

    2 fries and a coke, please

    Posted 1 year ago #
  6. just my hapence
    a penny for your thoughts, minus some change

    Alright, it's a jammy dodger. But I was promised tea...

    Posted 1 year ago #
  7. notasheep
    more like a mother bear

    and now for something completely different...

    Posted 1 year ago #
  8. just my hapence
    a penny for your thoughts, minus some change

    No! Not the comfy chair! And the fluffy cushions!

    Posted 1 year ago #
  9. tzaddiq
    Member

    "it's a bird", "it's a plane", "no, it's....oh, it IS a bird. One really big, mean-sized, jumbo bird"

    Posted 1 year ago #
  10. shnitzy
    a riotously insolent breaded piece of poultry (specifically, grouse) with a -y instead of an -el. fluffy poodle.

    if I am an Irish then you are selectively permeable.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  11. BaalHabooze
    On the rocks

    This guy walks right into a bar, and screams, "Ouch!"
    :)

    Posted 1 year ago #
  12. shnitzy
    a riotously insolent breaded piece of poultry (specifically, grouse) with a -y instead of an -el. fluffy poodle.

    I did NOT steal the cookie from the cookie jar! Search me... No, wait! Actually, actually don't...

    Posted 1 year ago #
  13. Luna Lovegood
    Quibbling In the CR

    Allons-y!

    Posted 1 year ago #
  14. shnitzy
    a riotously insolent breaded piece of poultry (specifically, grouse) with a -y instead of an -el. fluffy poodle.

    "Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty..."
    AHHHHHHHH!
    Splat.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  15. notasheep
    more like a mother bear

    mary had a little lamb, the doctor was surprised
    but when macdonald had a farm he couldn't believe his eyes!

    mary had a little lamb, she ate it with mint sauce...

    mary had a little lamb, she also had some beef...

    Posted 1 year ago #
  16. shnitzy
    a riotously insolent breaded piece of poultry (specifically, grouse) with a -y instead of an -el. fluffy poodle.

    The letter C.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  17. just my hapence
    a penny for your thoughts, minus some change

    I'm Count Von Count, and I like to count!

    Posted 1 year ago #
  18. just my hapence
    a penny for your thoughts, minus some change

    Old McDonald was dyslexic a, e, i, o, u.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  19. notasheep
    more like a mother bear

    sorry, but who are you?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  20. shnitzy
    a riotously insolent breaded piece of poultry (specifically, grouse) with a -y instead of an -el. fluffy poodle.

    You are my role model.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  21. just my hapence
    a penny for your thoughts, minus some change

    Bob the builder, can he fix it? Bob the builder, yes he can!

    Posted 1 year ago #
  22. Luna Lovegood
    Quibbling In the CR

    Hello sweetie

    Posted 1 year ago #
  23. just my hapence
    a penny for your thoughts, minus some change

    Don't blink

    Posted 1 year ago #
  24. Luna Lovegood
    Quibbling In the CR

    I am and always will be the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes and the dreamer of improbable dreams

    Posted 1 year ago #
  25. notasheep
    more like a mother bear

    Yowzah!

    Posted 1 year ago #
  26. tzaddiq
    Member

    personally, i use turtle wax, but if you choose pineapple juice, by all means, go ahead...

    Posted 1 year ago #
  27. Luna Lovegood
    Quibbling In the CR

    It isn't rocket science, it's just quantum physics!

    Posted 1 year ago #
  28. This name is already taken
    I have 2 subtitles both of which aren't listed.

    Oh! look

    Posted 1 year ago #
  29. just my hapence
    a penny for your thoughts, minus some change

    I have reversed the jelly baby of the electron flow

    Posted 1 year ago #
  30. notasheep
    more like a mother bear

    The men in white coats are your friends...

    Posted 1 year ago #
  31. tzaddiq
    Member

    i just don't get why they still bother to produce and pack all the other colored flavored candies if everyone anyway loves only the red strawberry flavored ones

    Posted 1 year ago #
  32. just my hapence
    a penny for your thoughts, minus some change

    They're boringers. Blue boringers.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  33. Z-ZONE
    Member

    Shortest horror story:

    He was the last man on earth. He sat, shaken, in a room all alone. Suddenly, there was a knock on the door.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  34. BaalHabooze
    On the rocks

    Arachnophobia is the fear of spiders.
    And that's today's Word of the Day!
    Arachnophobia.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  35. OneOfMany
    Today, the Impressively Arbitrary Nymphadora the Purple is sporting One Of her Many eyebrow colors, as well as her Morgul-blade ^_^

    They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!

    Posted 1 year ago #
  36. notasheep
    more like a mother bear

    Ding, dong the witch is dead. Which old witch? The one that lives round the corner, you know, just a few minutes' walk from here. Course you know her, she's the one with the gingerbread cottage.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  37. AbeF
    Member

    but when you jump for it youll love it........

    Posted 1 year ago #
  38. just my hapence
    a penny for your thoughts, minus some change

    Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth. I came not to bandy words with fools and half-wits.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  39. BaalHabooze
    On the rocks

    "It's not about the MONEY, it's the PRINCIPLE of the matter!!"
    yyyyyyyeaaahh...riiiight, I'll get back to you on that

    Posted 1 year ago #
  40. Luna Lovegood
    Quibbling In the CR

    what happens to a dream deferred?
    Does it dry
    Like a raisin in the sun?
    Or fester like a sore-
    And then run?
    Does it stink like rotten meat
    Or crust over-
    Like a syrupy sweet?

    Maybe it just sags
    Like heavy load.

    Or does it explode?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  41. tzaddiq
    Member

    The toothpick stuck into a papaya on the back of an aardvark in Omaha, Nebraska, just fell down near a yellow blade of grass. I felt compelled to make this completly moronic announcement for your health's sake and well being.
    You're welcome.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  42. shnitzy
    a riotously insolent breaded piece of poultry (specifically, grouse) with a -y instead of an -el. fluffy poodle.

    Pack your bags,amigo! We're doomed.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  43. shnitzy
    a riotously insolent breaded piece of poultry (specifically, grouse) with a -y instead of an -el. fluffy poodle.

    Luna isn't that plagiarism

    Posted 1 year ago #
  44. tzaddiq
    Member

    anyone for a good game of Rummykub?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  45. Luna Lovegood
    Quibbling In the CR

    shnitzy- why would it be?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  46. just my hapence
    a penny for your thoughts, minus some change

    Spoilers!

    Posted 1 year ago #
  47. BaalHabooze
    On the rocks

    The face of Uncle Sam, the fictional personification of the United States, was modeled after a door-to-door salesman from Canada.
    True Fact #48

    Posted 1 year ago #
  48. tzaddiq
    Member

    freshly-fried flying fish

    Posted 1 year ago #
  49. just my hapence
    a penny for your thoughts, minus some change

    This is bad. This is extremely very not good at all.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  50. notasheep
    more like a mother bear

    Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this petty pace from day to day, until the last syllable of recorded time. And all our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to dusty death. Out - out! brief candle. Life is but a walking shadow, a poor player who struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard of no more. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

    Posted 1 year ago #

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