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  • #591608

    Peerimsameach
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    im here with my chavereim and we wanna hear what r sum of the funny things you did back in highschool. we have this teacher who only gives out multiple choice tests so what we do is we pick the smartest guy( the one who we know is going to study anyways) and instead of everyone studying we just do this. Lets say the answer for question 1 is c so the guy coughs three times… and all of a sudden u see everyone pick up there pens and fill out the answer and so on and so forth, Rebbe doesnt chaoup and ofcource to make it a shtikel less noticeable ppl cough every once in awhile.

    Another crazy story is… were obviously not allowed to smoke but every once in awhile sum1 would try to hide and smoke in the bathrooms. so we took a ciggarte and put it on the seat of the toilet and locked the door from the inside. the ciggarte was lit and smoke started coming out from under the stall our rebbe comes into the bathroom and marches up to the stall and screams” you better get out of their or im breaking down the door this is mamish not rite” and wen he didnt see anything happen…he mamish pushed the door so hard it broke. you cud just imagine his face wen he didnt c anyone….priceless lol

    #1228792

    hereorthere
    Member

    At my Bar Mitzvoh ‘party’, I took several styrofoam cups and poked a tiny hole in the bottom of each one and put them back in the stack of new cups.

    Someone took the first one and of course it leaked, so they took the 2nd one placed it under the first one to catch the leak, and it too leaked, same for cups #3, #4, and #5…All stacked, one inside the other and all still leaking.

    Finally they gave up, saying “These cups must all be defective”.

    If they had taken just one more cup it would have worked because I only did it to a few cups.

    Hasghacha Protis applies to practical jokes too 🙂

    #1228793

    smartcookie
    Member

    Well my friends class actually brought in a dead mouse stuck to a trap into their classroom!!!! GROSS!! YUCKY!!!

    They found the mouse in another room and decided to have fun!!

    Boy did they get into trouble….

    BTW, I like this thread. I think it might be very enjoyable. Besides that we might realize that some posters are our classmates!!

    #1228794

    Aishes Chayil
    Participant

    What about the shtick we did in camp?

    Sewing the counslers’ pjs to the sheets while they wre sleeping, LOLOLOLOL!

    In high school there were three days a year where parents were invited to sit in on classes.

    How many of us dressed up as our mothers and walked into the class, many times fooling the teacher, lol!

    #1228796

    tomim tihye
    Member

    During class, we went around the classroom with each girl saying just one word: “chop”. The last girl in the last row yelled, “Timber!” and we all fell off our chairs!

    Note: This was done in attempt to get the message across to the teacher that she should choose another calling.

    #1228797

    Peerimsameach
    Participant

    the ppl who check what you write ] and delete it if they dont liek it deleted what i just wrote!! it was all about woodburn and teh things we used to do there.. lol crazy times. anyway we just played a trick on our rebbe we put on teh new aka pella cd and my friends and i pretended we were the ones beat boxing to it and our rebbe told us to stop and wen we did teh cd was still playing he was like vus is dus? he couldnt chaoup. it was mad funny!

    #1228798

    smartcookie
    Member

    I think we shld change the title of this thread to something more appropriate for such hilarious posts.

    #1228799

    Peerimsameach
    Participant

    nu? liek vus?

    #1228800

    Peerimsameach
    Participant

    vus= wat

    #1228801

    How bout all loading into a car during gym and going swimming & hot-tubbin’ at the hilton!!

    #1228802

    Feif Un
    Participant

    I don’t want to be a macher. I have one cell phone, and that’s it’ I don’t need flashing lights on my car, and I don’t need 3 cell phones, 2 beepers, or a scanner to listen to Hatzalah calls.

    That’s what a macher is. What does it have to do with playing pranks in school?

    #1228803

    smartcookie
    Member

    Feif un- I’ve got the same question. I don’t like the thread’s new title either.

    Maybe name it real school pranks? Suggestions, anyone?

    #1228804

    smartcookie
    Member

    THANKS!!

    #1228805

    d a
    Member

    smartcookie, you really like changing thread names, don’t you? 🙂

    #1228806

    smartcookie
    Member

    D a, Not really. I’m just a perfectionist!!

    #1228807

    Peerimsameach
    Participant

    yo it happens to be that in yeshiva our rebbeim call the person who does pranks and has smart( chutzpadik) type of things a macher. a

    #1228808

    Peerimsameach
    Participant

    thats the shaycheis but the new title is fine

    #1228809

    Peerimsameach
    Participant

    =]

    #1228810

    maskim on the name switch.. I was kinda nervous when i originally kliked on the thread… So nu? Let’s hear some more stories??

    #1228811

    Dr. Pepper
    Participant

    How about one from the perspective of the teacher?

    I knew that there were some students who were going to take advantage of the multiple choice final that I was giving. I cut out a bar code from something and photocopied it onto the first page of the exam.

    After handing out the exam I made sure to announce that they should check and double check that the number on the bar code matches the one on the answer sheet or it will be graded with the wrong answer key.

    Oy, you should have seen some of those faces, I felt so bad for them.

    #1228812

    hahaha that’s pretty funny! I think realize teachers were smart too!

    #1228813

    …i mean that teachers could pull shtik too

    #1228814

    Dr. Pepper
    Participant

    Back to the original topic.

    This didn’t happen in my class.

    The English teacher announced that he was teaching them how to write a poem with a rhythm.

    After a brief lesson he told them to try their own, saying he understood it was their first time writing a poem.

    Some one said “Ride the train” and the whole class wrote the song from Journeys II.

    The teacher (who wasn’t Jewish and never heard the song) was fascinated when he read the first paper to be handed in. Not only did it have the perfect beat but it also rhymed and had symbolism (the journey through life).

    After reading all of them he assumed that one talented kid wrote it but he couldn’t figure out how the whole class copied it word for word without him noticing anything.

    #1228815

    hahaha that’s hilarious! they all should’ve chosen different songs tho!

    #1228816

    Dr. Pepper
    Participant

    Dovv,

    You were obviously not a student of mine.

    A few short years before I became a teacher I was doing those things myself (to teachers who announced that they’ve been teaching for 45 years and they know all the tricks).

    So I knew what to look out for and how to be on top of it.

    #1228817

    Peerimsameach
    Participant

    more stories? do u chaoup wat goes on in school under teh teachers noses? somehow i ges wen sumthing is assured ( not allowed)everyone starts coming up with such creative things Booruch Hashem we started maturing and we dont do all the immature shtik we used too… but sumehow i ges as u get older the shtik just gets better and u dont get cought. Our rebbi confiscated oen day 6 cell phones and gave them to our rosh yeshiva who put them in his office. One of us kept an eye on teh Rosh to see where he was and ( it was like a secrete agent type of things) when he was getting close to teh office ( we used cell phones to communicate) ( other peoples cell phones…since ours were already taken) and we would text teh next person taht he was coming towards him. so i had enough time to get the cell phones. and the day b4 he was suppose to give them back i put them back so he thought they where their all along ( if he would have checked on them and saw tht tehy werent their i dont know wat would have happend…the story would have probaly turned out diffrently..). When he called us in to give back our cell phones he went into his drawer took them out and told us” im very proud of u boys… i know it must have been a areally hard thing for u to be away from ur phones 4 this long etc..” he gave us a whole shpeil and the entire time the six of us were winking to each other… lol ofcource wen he looked at us we noddd in agreement to him and said ” ofcource we had such a hard time.. that was a really harsh punishment)

    #1228818

    Ya i no i was just kidding teachers, especially the frum ones, are always on top of things, unfortunately. Luckily we still have sum yopes’s around who still allow us get away with anything.

    But why am I “obviously not a student” of yours?? Maybe I’m just playin’ u Dr. P?!?

    #1228819

    Dr. Pepper
    Participant

    Dovv

    Part of the prank was for everyone to write the same exact thing, word for word, to make it appear as if they all did it together, yet he didn’t see anyone talking to anyone else.

    #1228820

    Peerimsameach
    Participant

    dont even get me started on the not Jewish teachers. they were teh best to pull pranks on..telling them every day of adar that were suppose to be acting crazy and its okay. getting them to say words liek chulent, challah, chrein, chummus and names like chaim,chaya etc. we one time tought our english teacher how to shteig away. we tought him how to do thumb dips and how to shukle. we even gave him a bekshe and up hat to wear…lol crazy times.and this teacher looks liek the biggest shegetz out there white thinning hair and an earing

    #1228821

    Peerimsameach
    Participant

    but.. HANDS DOWN THE JANITORS IN YESHIVA ARE THE BEST! our favorite ones were guys called herb, dwayne, damitri and our favorite jamoul

    #1228822

    oh wow…don’t get me started with them.. the ones at my former school did not speak english too well..and um lets just say they were not to pleased with us..we were major slobs and they would try to tell us all the time in broken up english to clean up after ourselves…we were getting tired of it so we decided to have a little fun..we decided to give them food which we had poured hot pepper all over ..they bit into it and turned to a tomatoe red…screaong at us…not in english but pure hard core spanish!!!! ahh it was beautiful..sadly they dont work for us anymore…i wonder why??

    #1228823

    d a
    Member

    Dr. Pepper, I did that to a JEWISH English teacher! Journeys IV (thats Journeys 4 for all those illiterate guys!) and I wrote down “The Band” (I think) and handed it in. I got a A++!

    Then I tried a song from one of the older Journeys, but couldn’t get away with it! But I still got a good mark, not like I cared, but either way…

    #1228824

    smartcookie
    Member

    I don’t know if you realize but some of the pranks here are not cute but just a chilul hashem.

    But they’re sure entertaining me!

    #1228825

    d a
    Member

    “English teacher! Journeys IV”

    I meant: English teacher! When Journeys IV first came out…

    #1228826

    Dr. Pepper
    Participant

    Dovv-

    If you are pranking me and I catch you, I’m going to post your grades for everyone to see.

    #1228827

    moishy
    Participant

    LOL!! This is great stuff!! I don’t think this has to do with the title, but me and my friend once went over to the janitor in my yeshiva and he told us that he was chavrusos with another janitor (they were both mexicans)!!So I said, “what mesechta do you learn?He said, “Bava Kama”!!!! Me and my friend burst out laughing!! Itwas so funny !!! LOL!! 🙂

    #1228828

    With the non-jewish teachers you can have quite a ball! My friend told me that their class told their teacher one chanuka that due to the holiday they can’t write or have homework. The only problem came when the principal found out about that one… Why do they always end up spoiling everything!:)

    #1228829

    Peerimsameach
    Participant

    LOL! This isn’t a prank but my sister was taking a test in school and she had to fill in a maamer chazal and all she remembered was that it had like elokim in it and shamayin and ain so she wrote as the maamer chazal ain elokim bashamyim…obviously she got it wrong.LOL for the longest time her teacher though she was an apikorais

    #1228830

    Peerim.. please visit the “Number of Participants in the CR” thread and take #62!!!

    #1228832

    Peerimsameach
    Participant

    many people use this account. its my yeshivas name… lol we made it during peerim( purim) when we were how u say..a shtikel drunk

    #1228833

    Peerimsameach
    Participant

    *yeshivas name…meaning many boys in our yeshiva use this

    #1228834

    wat yeshiva is this? wat grade?

    #1228835

    Peerimsameach
    Participant

    lol like were gonna tell u… u want us to get kicked out of yeshiva??..lets just say its in the ny area.(lol does tht narrow it down?)

    #1228836

    Feif Un
    Participant

    One year I got some fake blood capsules. I stuck one in my mouth, and right after class, went up to the teacher’s desk. Our teacher was an older man, who was kind of slow – I don’t know how he managed to do anything. Anyway, I walked up behind him, and tapped him. When he turned, I leaned so that his arm knocked into my jaw area (not too hard), then bit on the blood capsule. He turned around and saw bright red “blood” streaming out of my mouth. He almost had a heart attack! (Seriously, he turned white, began shaking, and fell back into his chair.)

    #1228838

    boredstiff
    Participant

    when I was in high school,for purim shtick,my classmates took a copy of the schedule and made 7 diff copies. we hung a diff copy in each classroom, the teachers room, and the office. The teachers got so confused, they walked into one class and there was already a teacher there, so they checked the schedule and saw they both were in the wrong classroom!! It was really funny- this only worked because its a small school- so the one science teacher teaches every grade, same with hisroty, english… and so they dont know when they teach each class until they check the schedule!

    #1228839

    d a
    Member

    A teacher asks the class a question. No one offers an answer. The teacher says “There are 30 dumb people in here”. One student from the back says, “Your wrong teacher, there are 31 dumb people in here.” The teacher gets angry, and throws the student out.

    The student sticks his head into the door, and says, “The teacher was right, there are 30 dumb people in here!”

    #1228840

    There is a Machlokes as to whether the location of the person follows his head or rov guf

    #1228841

    Peerimsameach
    Participant

    lol wow yw moderator

    EDITED

    #1228842

    tomim tihye
    Member

    This isn’t a prank, but it’s funny:

    In the middle of the school year, my class got a new English teacher. Since she wasn’t in the classroom yet at the beginning of the period, we weren’t in our seats and didn’t notice her arrival. Suddenly, we heard a loud BANG!, and then another. We turned and saw a lady throwing the teacher’s chair on the floor! Apparently, this was the only method she knew for getting our attention.

    The door opened, and the principal poked his head in and asked, “Is everyone OK?”

    One girl answered, “Most of us are!”

    #1228843

    Peerimsameach
    Participant

    it happens to be that u wud think that only in a yeshiva thats were all the crazy things take place…but in my sisters school(maybye not really the school..more like she brings all this crazyness to it)but they know how to have fun too but along the lines of school pranks they had a farm come to their elementry school( shes in the high school) and being that it was heimsh owned the animals werent surpervised so well. A bunch of friends and her took the cow they brought and led it up the stairs into the high school part. I dont know if she knew this at the time but apparently cows only know how to walk UP stairs they cant walk DOWN stairs. lets just say their videos of their principle trying to figure out how to get this cow out of the school are hilarious! tehy ended up getting the guy(yoylie) ( the person incharge of teh whoel farm thing) and he got it down

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