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  • #923522

    bein_hasdorim
    Participant

    spaghetti

    Pronunciation: Spa.get.tea

    Definition: The fancy tea they serve in upscale NYC spas.

    #923523

    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    jfem- gauche needs to be spelled “gaurche” for that deffinition 😉

    #923524

    More words of the absurd:

    modyoulate

    Common complaint in CR.

    Goreinthologist

    One who produces a multi-volume biography of a bombastic vice-president.

    Boreinthologist

    Synonym for Goreinthologist.

    profusion

    Nuclear industry lobbyist.

    maladroit

    mepal

    postchumos

    When your shawarma is finished.

    servantdude

    A California butler.

    puntificate

    Thinking of entries for this thread.

    punnedit

    autopsy-turvy

    Turning someone upside down and inside-out.

    conjurors

    Lawyers do this.

    grabity

    The force of attraction that draws hands to the potato kugel at a Kiddush.

    newroses

    Fresh flowers procured daily due to an irrational fear of shriveled posies.

    #923525

    More words of the absurd:

    (a couple of repairs to the prior post, which can be ignored / deleted)

    modyoulate

    Common complaint in CR.

    Goreinthologist

    One who produces a multi-volume biography of a bombastic vice-president.

    Boreinthologist

    Synonym for Goreinthologist.

    profusion

    Nuclear industry lobbyist.

    maladroit

    mepal

    postchumos

    When your shawarma is finished.

    servantdude

    A California butler.

    puntificate

    Thinking of entries for this thread.

    autopsy-turvy

    Turning someone upside down and inside-out.

    conjurors

    Lawyers do this.

    grabity

    The force of attraction that draws hands to the potato kugel at a Kiddush.

    newroses

    Fresh flowers procured daily due to an irrational fear of shriveled posies.

    #923526

    bein_hasdorim
    Participant

    note my weak attempt above, at what is obviously your area of expertise.

    Expertise

    Pronunciation: Expire.teas

    Definition: The tea they sell at fraction of the price,

    due to its early expiration date.

    pretty bad huh!

    #923527

    kapusta
    Participant

    ICOT,

    ex-sellant

    a former merchant

    ok, no tomatoes. That was my first one.

    all kidding aside, those really were excellent!

    *kapusta*

    #923528

    bein_hasdorim-

    kapusta-

    Welcome aboard!

    They’re all good.

    No two people are alike – some that tickle one person’s funny bone may not do so for another person and vice-versa.

    #923529

    noitallmr
    Participant

    “Ineffable”

    Careful now…

    #923530

    kapusta
    Participant

    ICOT, in that case, I’ll try my luck at another one. (dont get too excited)

    amealyourate (ameliorate)

    what a food critic does.

    As I’m writing this, I’m getting the feeling I stole it from someone. I apologize to whoever it is.

    *kapusta*

    #923531

    kapusta-

    Excellent!

    I was thinking of using that word re: Ms. Earhardt’s flying, but your usage is better.

    #923532

    kapusta
    Participant

    thank you ICOT <bow>

    ICOT (letters, not the words)

    an occupational therapist with a cold heart.

    *kapusta*

    #923533

    kapusta-

    Very good!

    Actually, I’m a French distributor of Icy-Hot.

    #923534

    Pastiche

    Definition #1: A glued-on mustache.

    Definition #2: The condition of one’s skin after treatment for mosquito bites.

    Adumbrate

    A disgruntled customer’s description of product fees.

    Dulcet

    A particularly boring day at work spent sitting at a desk.

    #923535

    Be Happy
    Participant

    Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch is a place in the North of Wales

    #923536

    Jax
    Member

    ”be on your best CR behavior”

    Sir Editor has just entered the CR!

    #923537

    kapusta
    Participant

    ICOT and gang, any more words?

    *kapusta*

    #923538

    Hokey-dokey.

    Today’s words that you may want to expunge:

    caddylist

    Escalade, DeVille, Fleetwood.

    liquorish

    squawdrone

    What a brave must listen to in the teepee.

    prankfurter

    A tofu-based wiener for the nine-days.

    shamburger

    More yummy nine-days food.

    smirkurial

    The fastest smile in the west.

    cribbage

    Where a baby kapusta sleeps.

    revoke

    What the vekker did when someone went back to sleep.

    alemint

    What a shikker takes to hide the evidence of a liquid lunch.

    humbug

    A cricket.

    decanter

    consumeme

    What potato kugel would say if it could talk.

    metafour

    mailStrom

    arbietrage

    #923539

    (sorry – forgot the defunition above for this word)

    decanter

    When a horse slows to a walk.

    #923540

    Jax
    Member

    I can only try: outstanding! well done! A+ your awesome at this!

    #923541

    Jax-

    Thank you.

    We aim to tease ..er please.

    (There’re plenty of good ones here from other posters as well.)

    #923542

    imbue

    An identifying statement made by a person with an unusual name.

    #923543

    kapusta
    Participant

    ICOT, great!

    guess which was my fave?!?! 😉

    *kapusta*

    #923544

    kapusta-

    Hope you enjoyed ’em – that was a custom-cooked batch, per your request.

    Thank you for your indulgence 🙂

    #923545

    Jax
    Member

    jewishfeminist02: nice one!

    I can only try: nu we need our daily dose of your fun words!

    #923546

    Time for Punishment:

    (because Jax Aksed)

    penultimate

    A Waterman.

    Cheney

    The aliya an ex-vice president gets (after mila and tvila, of course).

    realax

    Lizzie Borden endorsed.

    dirgeabull

    hermitt

    A necessity for any woman who uses an oven.

    hippocrate

    A really, really big wooden box.

    Metallergy

    naughtylass

    Always being sent to the principal.

    perverse

    How poets get paid.

    scrambull

    A very unwise thing to say, unless you are a matador.

    tangent

    An outdoor worker in August.

    topay

    If you neglect this, the shaitel macher won’t give you your hairpiece.

    unison

    1) An only child.

    cabanana

    Where fruit salad gets its dressing.

    #923547

    Jax
    Member

    I can only try: pure entertainment buddy! thank you!

    #923548

    Jewess
    Member

    Hey! What happened to this thread? Talk about evolution…

    #923549

    mommy3
    Member

    electrocute:

    shockingly adorable

    #923550

    Hippopotomonstrasequepedalephobia-

    (noun)

    Fear of long words.

    #923551

    chofetzchaim
    Member

    Pentheraphobia noun pen-THEH-ruh-FO-be-uh: fear of one’s mother-in-law

    #923553

    abx
    Participant

    Why does awesome mean super good, and aweful means super bad? To illustrate with a true story: A chassan with broken English called his Kallah to tell her how aweful she is. You can imagine how she felt.

    Why does brainwash mean to empty the brain of good ideas, and brainstorm means to fill the brain with good ideas? And this time for a slightly exaggerated story: I got up in front of 150 people and thanked everyone for helping me brainwash for ideas. (The exaggerated part is that it happened at the rehearsal. No one was there yet.)

    #923555

    sunflower
    Member

    antidisestablishmentarionism – supposed to be the longest word in english. i dotn know what it means~! but this was mt trivia question in 4th grade- way back~

    #923556

    sunflower – antidisestablishmentarionism = the doctrine or political position that opposes the withdrawal of state recognition of an established church

    #923557

    mepal
    Member

    The definition is just about shorter than the word itself.

    #923558

    LeiderLeider…
    Participant

    Hello all.

    I love this thread! Keep it coming!!

    Here are some medical terms which you may find entertaining. They are duly plagiarized from another source:

    Benign…………….What you be after you be eight.

    Artery…………….The study of paintings.

    Bacteria…………..Back door to cafeteria.

    Barium…………….What doctors do when patients die.

    Cesarean Section……A neighborhood in Rome.

    Cat scan…………..Searching for kitty.

    Colic……………..A sheep dog.

    Coma………………A punctuation mark.

    D & C……………..Where Washington is.

    Dilate…………….To live long.

    Fester…………….Quicker than someone else.

    Fibula…………….A small lie.

    G.I. Series………..World Series of military baseball.

    Hangnail…………..What you hang your coat on.

    Impotent…………..Distinguished, well known.

    Labor Pain…………Getting hurt at work.

    Medical Staff………A Doctor’s cane.

    Morbid…………….A higher offer than I bid.

    Nitrates…………..Cheaper than day rates.

    Node………………Was aware of

    Outpatient…. …….A person who has fainted.

    Post Operative……..A letter carrier.

    Recovery Room………Place to do upholstery.

    Secretion………….Hiding something.

    Seizure……………Roman emperor.

    Tablet…………….A small table.

    Terminal Illness……Getting sick at the Bus Station

    Urine……………..Opposite of you’re out.

    Varicose…………..Near by/close by.

    Vein………………Conceited.

    #923559

    mepal
    Member

    EXCELLENT, Leider! Welcome to the Grand CR! Enjoy your stay!

    #923560

    LeiderLeider…
    Participant

    Thank you Mepal.

    I used to enjoy frequent poster status, but have since been relegated to the sidelines with an occasional visit. The rigors of life have kept me otherwise busy.

    Thank you for your warm welcome.

    -Leider

    #923561

    mepal
    Member

    so who ARE you then?

    #923562

    LeiderLeider…
    Participant

    I barely know who I am myself, let alone explain it to others… (Oy, I’m reading too many Mussar Seforim) 😉

    Here are some definitions for your avid review, comment, and needless to say -compliments. I made them up myself and this is the first attempt, so be very very nice!

    Here goes…

    Blunder –

    The area underneath your blender

    Synergy –

    Using your energy for immoral behavior

    Reserve –

    What the waiter does after spilling the soup

    Napkin –

    A sibling of the guy asleep on the couch

    Hospitality –

    The Inpatient Bikur Cholim room

    Kleenex –

    My, what a clean freak she was!

    Decision –

    To cut once again

    That would be Recision

    How about: to sew up a cut

    80

    #923563

    LeiderLeider…
    Participant

    …80. You’re right!

    I stand corrected.

    #923564

    LeiderLeider…
    Participant

    Mod80: This one is for you…

    80 –

    Approximately eight

    – Leider

    #923565

    How about:

    80…What the fellow did when the tea was too thick to drink.

    #923566

    mepal
    Member

    Good, good, Leider! Keep them coming!

    #923567

    mepal
    Member

    80, with a fork and knife as well, no?

    #923568

    80…a letter following S

    #923569

    80…What the alphabet-eater ate after he ate D

    #923570

    80…abbreviation for After Dawn

    #923571

    LeiderLeider…
    Participant

    That’s not fair Mod80! You had a lifetime to think these things up!

    #923572

    80…How Haiti was pronounced by the fellow who always talked with his mouth full

    #923573

    NY Mom
    Member

    Mod 80 – You have just earned my unending respect

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