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  • #1226346

    Dr. Pepper
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    I highly doubt this story is true but I heard it from one of the girls I took to the top of the Marriott Marquis, who claimed it happened to one of her friends.

    While her friend was also at the top of the Marriott Marquis she felt the need to remove her shoes to let her feet “air out”. Apparently she didn’t realize that the bar revolves and she had to wait 45 minutes or so until she met up with her shoes again.

    If it happened to you and you’re reading this please let us know.

    Thanks

    #1226347

    myshadow
    Member

    lol Dr. Pepper!! I heard that story but I think the girl was just playing with her shoes under the table like taking them on or off!

    I’m not so sure it’s true because from what I remember she would have had to leave her shoes right near the window or something dunno it’s prbly not so true

    #1226348

    Curious
    Member

    Dr Pepper –

    Unless she was sitting so close to the inner bar, and her shoes somehow wondered away, there’s no way that could’ve happened – the floor underneath you goes with you.

    Though every time someone mentions the Marriott Marquis that story always comes up. (I heard the version where she put down her pocketbook…)

    #1226349

    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    getting info on the wrong person happens all the time. A cousin has the same name etc… this happened to a neighbor of mine and he got engaged to ‘the wrong’ girl

    #1226350

    dunno
    Member

    asdfjkl: that’s hilarious!!

    #1226351

    LAer
    Member

    Thanks, myshadow – but why? Because he waited, because he remembered, or because he said that if he had known he would’ve come rescue me?! 🙂

    #1226352

    beacon
    Participant

    My friend had a date who was dropped off (by his parents) at her house…with no plan whatsoever. My friend ended up driving her car, to a place her parents suggested. Needless to say, it didn’t work out.

    #1226353

    becon – a very similar story happened to me

    #1226354

    beacon
    Participant

    coke- these stories can happen more than once?? Help

    #1226355

    Joseph
    Participant

    C’mon Curious, you’ve been in the parsha long enough to have a few stories of your own to share…

    #1226356

    qwertyuiop
    Member

    coke not pepsi: what happened to you.$

    #1226357

    i cant say bec the whole world knows my story and they will figure out in a second who i am

    #1226358

    chunchie
    Member

    i liked the asdf story in elevator!!

    #1226359

    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    thanx everyone for commenting on the story i posted!!! yeah it was hilarious, we were all rolling on the floor like crazy at that wedding!!!

    areivimzehlazeh: it was before the summer time!!!

    #1226360

    xerox
    Member

    asdf and LAer- just noticed urs now!! that is HILARIOUS!!! :o)

    #1226361

    Curious
    Member

    Joseph – you’ve been quiet lately.

    And yes, I have stories, too many. But I won’t risk someone identifying me.

    #1226362

    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    LAer: tha’s funny!!!

    SJSinNYC: ha tha’s insane-in a funny way!!!!

    if i actually said a hilarious story that happened to me(not last night), every person that ever knew me would know who i am!!!!

    #1226363

    mamashtakah
    Member

    I went to a shadchan who set me up with a girl she had never met. The girl’s friend’s sister had boarded at the shadchan’s home for a few years, and apparently was talking about this girl all the time. The shadchan thought she was right for me, so she set it up. We dated about 3 months before we got engaged. We were engaged on Thanksgiving day, and that Sunday I took my kalla over to finally meet the shadchan!

    One other funny story that also happened. The girl, at the time, lived in Flatbush. She lived with a few other girls in the upstairs of a two family home. When I first started calling her – before we even went out – I would leave messages on her answering machine, but she never called me back. Finally, I called the shadchan and explained my predicament. After finally speaking to the girl the first time, I heard “the rest of the story.” Her bedroom was the sun room, with windows all around. The room would get so hot during the day that her answering machine would overheat. She put it in the fridge to cool it down, but any messages on it were gone!

    #1226364

    anonowriter
    Participant

    A guy dating my friend backed into her father’s car as he was pulling up to the house before the date.

    And her entire family was peering out the window.

    #1226366

    musiclover
    Member

    this is actually a nice story. girl was driving home and crashed into car in front of her. the girl was hysterical and called her father. the car that she crashed into was a boy who was coming home from a date.(we heard that later on). when the father came he was very impressed with the way the boy handled the whole situation and as they say ,the rest is history. they got engaged to each other.

    #1226367

    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    mamashtakah: ha funny!!

    anonowriter: that’s a good one!!!

    #1226368

    JustAGirl
    Member

    About the heels in the grates: How’s this? WEAR FLATS!!!!!!!!! Is that such a sin?!

    I also have plenty o’ stories….like one guy who suggested we take a walk after dinner. We realized it was raining. He ran ahead of me and shouted “Hurry up, Hurry up!! not minding the fact that he was crossing against the light, risking being run over by a bus…

    #1226369

    dunno
    Member

    musiclover: now that’s a cute story!

    #1226370

    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    musiclover: cute one!!!

    #1226371

    Just a girl: heels make an outfit so much prettier, there’s nothing wrong with flats but on a date u usually should go with the heels…

    #1226372

    xerox
    Member

    musiclover- good one!! :o)

    #1226375

    bored@work2
    Participant

    A guy i went out with started to tell me the “funniest story” that happened to him when he was doing community service. I was like uhm….why exactly were u doing community service?!?!?!? lol. And no, i didnt marry him!!!!!

    #1226376

    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    bored@work2: welcome back!!! ha that’s hilarious!!!

    #1226379

    anonymisss
    Participant

    bored@work, welcome back to the cr!!!! We missed you and lol, that is funny!!!!

    ~a~

    #1226380

    qwertyuiop
    Member

    bored@work2: why didn’t you marry him??$ jk 🙂

    #1226381

    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    musiclover- I know the ppl that happened to…

    #1226382

    Dr. Pepper
    Participant

    Some posters have written that they are reluctant to share some funny stories since then they will reveal their identity.

    Please, we all like a good laugh, just say it happened to someone you know.

    Here’s one that happened to someone I know (it really wasn’t me).

    This friend of mine borrowed his brothers car for the date and his brother warned him that if anything happens to the car, even if it’s not his fault, he’s in big trouble. When he was returning to the car after the date he thought he saw a few teenagers opening the doors and getting in. He started running and screaming, “don’t you dear touch my car”. The boys backed off terrified until he realized that his brothers car was a few cars ahead.

    He then went back to the bewildered girl and apologized. She said it was O.K. and now she has a funny story to tell her friends.

    #1226383

    kapusta
    Participant

    someone once told me (this really didnt happen to me, heard it from someone who heard it etc) that her sisters mother in law went out with her father

    #1226384

    Curious
    Member

    Ditto areivim. I know the girl. Heard they had at the vort a cake decorated with 2 cars colliding. 😉

    #1226386

    anonymisss
    Participant

    ames and kapusta, lol!!!!!

    ~a~

    #1226387

    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    Dr. Pepper: ha good one!!!

    #1226388

    Phyllis
    Member

    A boy was due to pick up my sister at night. During the day he tried and tried and was unable to rent a car. The shadchan called my father and asked if the boy could borrow his car. So when the boy came to pick up my sister, my father handed him the keys!!!

    They didnt end up getting engaged but I am sure the boy was mortified!!!

    #1226389

    qwertyuiop
    Member

    phyliss; that’s pretty funny.$

    #1226390

    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    Phyllis: ha good one!!! welcome back!!!!!!!

    #1226393

    amichai
    Participant

    asdf, what really happened?

    #1226394

    bored@work
    Participant

    bored@work2, sorry that you were unable to create an original screen name but please do not copy mine, people think that we are the same people. but we are not!! I do not know who she is!

    #1226395

    bored@work2
    Participant

    bored@work, actually i was not trying to copy u. every username i tried didnt work and for some reason that one went through. but im done in the CR. its just a waste of time….so u can have ur identity back!!!! sorry!!!!

    #1226396

    SJSinNYC
    Member

    Am I the only one that feels like its the same person talking back and forth? LOL, it made me laugh 🙂

    #1226397

    Belev Echad
    Participant

    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

    hahahahhahahah

    hee hee

    heh heh

    ha.

    okay i just heard another funny story- typical 3rd date, he takes her to a restaurant, it’s a nice place, they sit down to eat, there’s a beautiful lit candle on the table, as she’s scanning the menu trying to decide what to eat she smells smoke, is trying to figure out where its coming from, has no clue so keeps reading till she sees her whole menu’s in flames, she screams and drops the menu, now tablecloth starts, a waitress runs to get a fire extinguisher, meanwhile the guy plays fireman and dumps the water pitcher all over it, effectively dousing the girl as well. hahahaha. dont know if they got married or not.

    #1226398

    baal kishron
    Participant

    Ha mad funny btw this is by far my favorite thread

    #1226399

    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    that is hilarious!

    #1226400

    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    joseph & amichai: last night at 3am with our new mod39, updates where so fast!!! i was just havin fun by editing & deteting my post there!!! no it wasn’t an imbaressing story there!!!

    ha ha with the boreds at work!!!!

    #1226401

    skates
    Member

    Belev Echad…that story is hard to believe…u sure its true?? lol

    #1226402

    Joseph
    Participant

    asdf, then tell us an embarrassing incident that did happen on a date of yours.

    #1226403

    qwertyuiop
    Member

    Belev Echad: that’s funny!$

    bored@work: why don’t you come back??$

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