Tagged: B''DE General Shmooze 2
November 11, 2010 10:27 pm at 10:27 pm #903042squeakParticipant
I’d like to get a hold of you
Watch out for this guy!
Oh wait, did you mean “ahold of”.
Ah, nevermind.November 11, 2010 10:49 pm at 10:49 pm #903043
😉November 11, 2010 11:56 pm at 11:56 pm #903044
Work your magic.November 12, 2010 12:28 am at 12:28 am #903045
Talmid Chacham, Ben Torah same difference.
No its not and most girls wont say they are looking for a Talmid Chacham. A talmud Chacham is a serious Torah scholar someone who “knows his beans” not just a guy who can learn a Daf Gemorah or knows some things.
DEFINE YOUR TERMS
I was once talking to a tourist on his first visit to Israel. He seemed disenchanted.
From Rav Noach weinberg Zatzal.
Correct English would be get hold of. Or a hold of ahold is not actually a real word although it kind of evolved into one. I have the red misspelling squiggle under ahold.November 12, 2010 1:25 pm at 1:25 pm #903046
If only you could reach me through ymail now we would have enough time to arrange everything before shabbos…November 12, 2010 2:01 pm at 2:01 pm #903047
I’m not that easy… and I dont know you.November 12, 2010 2:39 pm at 2:39 pm #903048
It would be hard to meet for the first time if we already knew each other, and nothing worthwhile is easy, but I’m still just working on a way to exchange references!November 12, 2010 3:29 pm at 3:29 pm #903049
I dont mean know you know you. I dont know anything ABOUT you.
I know I am the over sharer of the bunch…November 12, 2010 3:32 pm at 3:32 pm #903050YW Moderator-80Member
in sacrilege’s post, the word “know” was 17.4% of the total number of words in the postNovember 12, 2010 3:59 pm at 3:59 pm #903051
Smooth, huh?November 12, 2010 4:26 pm at 4:26 pm #903052popa_bar_abbaParticipant
I think Sacrilege and WIY are the same person, and one day “they” will pretend to us that they met, dated, and got engaged.November 12, 2010 4:34 pm at 4:34 pm #903053
Sharp! Possibly….November 12, 2010 4:45 pm at 4:45 pm #903055
Actually I am a Protist which makes me neither.
Who needs men really?November 12, 2010 4:54 pm at 4:54 pm #903056cshapiroMember
men…cant live with them, cant live without them…November 12, 2010 4:59 pm at 4:59 pm #903057
My post makes no sense now 😛November 12, 2010 5:08 pm at 5:08 pm #903058
I think wed do great together because I’m a Fun-gi.November 12, 2010 7:06 pm at 7:06 pm #903061
I know! 😉November 12, 2010 7:30 pm at 7:30 pm #903062
I can’t believe you have no response to my comment. I thought you would find it punny 😉November 14, 2010 12:01 am at 12:01 am #903063
I did respond. It got deleted 🙁
My previous one was edited as well, seems like I’m not behaving myself…November 14, 2010 1:41 am at 1:41 am #903064
Ooooh now I am really curious what you said lol!November 14, 2010 1:53 am at 1:53 am #903065popa_bar_abbaParticipant
I know a professional talmid chochom.
People hire him when they need a talmid chochom to say or do something for them. Sometimes, newspapers call him for a quote when they have a story that needs a talmid chochom quote, and he’s been in a couple of movies.November 14, 2010 5:47 am at 5:47 am #903066
Does he do broadway too?November 15, 2010 8:34 pm at 8:34 pm #903067blinkyParticipant
It seems that general schmooze 4 started so i guess before this thread closes whoever contributed to this thread should all say good bye! It was an enjoyable and fun thread, good bye ill miss you <sniff sniff>November 15, 2010 8:48 pm at 8:48 pm #903068tunabeigel123Member
You could still carry this one on, there could be general shmooze 3 & 4.November 15, 2010 9:00 pm at 9:00 pm #903069blinkyParticipant
tuna- nah, its no point! you can’t have 2 schmoozes open! Nu anyone else gonna say good bye??????????November 15, 2010 10:04 pm at 10:04 pm #903070bptParticipant
Blinky, if you recall, GS 3 was revived after a multi-month sleep, so threads never really “go away”
Besides, all the action is at GS 4, so hop to it!November 15, 2010 11:21 pm at 11:21 pm #903071The Rabbi RocksMember
i just went, and there wasnt any action no offenseMay 20, 2011 6:41 pm at 6:41 pm #903072I can only tryMember
Paying for a subway or bus ride with a token?
Making a pay-phone call for a dime?
Riding a trolley (in Brooklyn)?
When Camp Agudah was in Highmount, NY?
Riding the Culver Shuttle?
Getting war updates from non-Jews on Yom Kippur in 1973?
Flying a propeller-driven plane?
The quiz shows scandal?
The first lunar landing?
Camp Kol Ree Nah?
The completion of the New York State Thruway?
Mayor La Guardia?
The Iran-Contra affair?
Khrushchev pounding the table with his shoe?
Flying without first going thru a metal detector?
KAL flight 007?
The 1964 World’s Fair in Queens?
D. B. Cooper?
The Kennedy assassination?
Kosher King at Brooklyn College?
When Yeshiva Torah Vodaas of Flatbush became Yeshiva Torah Temima?
Lehavdil, how many people were zoche to have met, learned with, or receive a brocha from:
(don’t ask where all this is coming from, I just felt like reminiscing [yes, some of the above were before my time])May 24, 2011 5:12 am at 5:12 am #903084YW Moderator-42Moderator
I remember paying for the subway with tokens.May 24, 2011 7:57 am at 7:57 am #903085kapustaParticipant
I remember paying for the subway with tokens.
I remember some other posts here. 😉
(I understand though.)May 24, 2011 8:04 am at 8:04 am #903086YW Moderator-42Moderator
Glad you understand.May 24, 2011 5:12 pm at 5:12 pm #903087yossi z.Member
Whoops. I understand too :$
😀 Zuberman! 😀September 19, 2011 9:11 pm at 9:11 pm #903088
so boring at work! boss just came in twice and i was doing personal things and I think shes upset but there’s nothing for me to do! help!September 19, 2011 10:48 pm at 10:48 pm #903089Smick.Member
Adorable: where do you work?September 19, 2011 10:55 pm at 10:55 pm #903090Smick.Member
In my family Your not “allowed” to say your bored!!! You’ve got to just keep busy or pretend you are… It stems from my grandmother who says she’s never bored and expects us all to follow suit -I guess… But I really am bored!! I’m in search of a job.. Be grateful you are bored at work and not bored without a job!!! Remember your getting paid for the boredom!!!September 20, 2011 2:24 pm at 2:24 pm #903091
I am veyr very grateful that I have a job but its annoying to have no work left and the boss comes in and gets upset that you are not working. but there is no work!!!!!!!September 20, 2011 3:43 pm at 3:43 pm #903092yungerman1Participant
adorable- I’m not saying you should fool your boss, but if she sees you dont have any work to do she may decide she doesnt need you.September 21, 2011 3:06 pm at 3:06 pm #903093
she has work for me but I do it very fast and the phones dont ring all day!November 7, 2012 4:20 am at 4:20 am #903094WiseyParticipant
would it be possible for u to bring a book along and close it as soon as your boss comes along, or something like that?
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