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Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside, he noticed a bag labeled “Emergency Repair Kit”. Looking at it a little closer, he noticed a stick of dynamite inside.
Thinking that was a bit strange, he asked Sally what it was for.
She said, “It’s part of my emergency repair kit.”
Josh said, “I can see that, but why?”
Sally replied, “In case I have a flat and need to blow up one of my tires.”
Just go to the zoo and njoy the animals there is no reason to waste your money n the first place on buying them food let alone to cause a chametz issue.
statistically its still safer to fly a malasin air flight then to drive around the block.
Rav Taubs is in English. it has some really nice dvar torahs in it.
What is a computer’s first sign of old age?
Loss of memory.
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data.
What is an astronaut’s favorite key on a computer keyboard?
The space bar.
What happened when the computer fell on the floor?
It slipped a disk.
Why was there a bug in the computer?
It was looking for a byte to eat.
What is a computer virus?
A terminal illness.
To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.
Computers are not intelligent.
They only think they are.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
My computer isn’t that nervous. It’s just a bit ANSI.
The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.
I like putting it this way. a learner/yearner/earner.
he learns all morning and works to provide for himself and family but is always yearning to be learning.
I beg to differ, men can make clothing as well so your point no longer holds 100% true.
Rav Ezriol Taub has a beautiful hagada with some really nice miforshim in it.
trust no one this is an online site where people just make things up.