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    Shticky Guy

    Isnt it wonderful to arrive

    At limerick page number 5

    I write from my fone

    About reaching this milestone

    This thread is now truly alive

    And as these verses i fix

    I tell you i’m getting great kicks

    So come on boys and girls

    I wanna watch as your pen twirls

    Till we hit upon limerick page six!


    there is a chiyuv called chayavinishlivisumay

    it is something that the rabbis say

    but do it with bottle of wine

    have seven eight or nine

    cuz wine is the right way

    some do it with beer

    and others i fear

    do it with hard stuff

    cuz they think they are tough

    but thats not what the rabbis say


    This thread is truly divine,

    It allows talent to shine,

    This limerick will be,

    Number three oh three,

    Reading them makes me on cloud nine!

    shticky- love yours!!

    Chayav- yours are cute but not exactly limericks (check rules in begining of the thread)

    Shticky Guy

    Blinky (Blinquie): “shticky- love yours!!”

    FOR GOODNESS SAKE; WHICH ONE???????????????????

    PS My limerick on the Hasc concert was genuine questions. I really want feedback on the concert. Anyone help me out?


    shticky guy-

    You should become a writer for kids maybe like a Jewish version of Dr. suess or something, you really have the talent. If you do, let us know- ill be the first to buy! Anyone else think the same?


    The Hasc concert i did not attend,

    So we will just have to ammend,

    Suppose Lipa and Schwekey,

    Sang with Dedi,

    That sounds like a nice blend!

    Shticky- all of them! (i was reffering to the ones with the numbers in them)


    i dont know what a limerick is

    but i see it involves a rhyming biz

    so ill leave it to you

    maybe this is haiku?


    mod. 80 how about this?

    stop being modest, you are a rhyming whiz!


    thanks blinky

    youre not at all stinky


    Mod 80- if you don’t follow rules of the limerick,

    We’ll close this thread real quick

    You’ve got to follow correctly each line

    Then you’ll do just fine

    & yours will be the CR’s pick!


    i dont know the rules

    rules are for fools

    i rhyme what i want

    my brilliance to flaunt

    if this isnt a limerick

    then what is ik?


    Mod c’mon you’re much smarter than that,

    Don’t you be the world’s brat,






    The lines should be

    Just follow my lines & you’ll see

    Now try it & I’ll be ready to tip my hat!!


    Oh the tears that flowed from my eyes

    of obamas political lies

    his dark skin does glow

    though admittedy so

    from the fibs he fabricates-LIES!


    Over 300 limericks posted

    its amazing how many are roasted

    weird posts indeed

    where will they lead

    they have left me largely toasted


    MOd 80 and smartcookie did feud

    over limericks’ linguistics-so crude

    why fight like mere goyim

    fight over kibbutzim

    just make sure its not misconstrued


    Limericks are 5 lined patterned rhyme

    the first two rhyme and are 8 or 9

    syllables are 5 or 6

    for the 3rd & 4th mix

    then the last line with the first 2 do rhyme

    Shticky Guy

    Mod 80 is a bit of a fopper

    When he posts in here limericks that flop-er

    We know you are bright

    So our pages dont blight

    when you are AT LEAST AS GOOD AS POPPA

    It may come as a suprise to you

    That poppa and mod 80 have the same IQ

    So I’ll tell you a secret

    And I hope you can keep it

    For they are but one person, not two!


    You may say that I’m a rhymer

    But I’m not the only one

    I hope someday you’ll join us

    And the world will be as one


    Shticky- your last one was amazing! You really have talent!

    Fltbush Dude- I’m offended by your post. Nobody was fighting!!!


    blinky i know the rules but i didnt have a rhyme for the last line

    Mod 80 ur posts are not so good

    but i will tell u what i should

    its not right that u have two names

    cuz the cr is not meant for playing games

    so if u have two everybody cud


    Mod 80…a song from the 80s,right?

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕

    Limericks are hard on the head,

    that’s why there’s a poetry thread.

    It’s hard to rhyme twice,

    impossible thrice!

    That’s why I’ll stay there instead.

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕

    My car is still by the mechanic,

    and now I am in a real panic.

    Oh what should I do,

    my kids have the flu,

    but I can’t get to Dr. Shanek!

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕

    There once once a chossid from Willy,

    who went to go learn in Philly.

    but let’s not confuse

    the two types of Jews

    a chassidishe litvak is silly!

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕

    Chayav, your issue is weighty.

    Are you a man or a lady?

    So go see a shrink,

    or at least have a drink,

    so that you won’t be so far-dreit-y!

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕

    In the CR there’s screamin’ and yellin’;

    Who’s who? Nobody’s tellin’.

    We know Shticky Guy,

    is not Bed-Stuy,

    and that Joseph is practically a felon!


    daas yaochid it seems u are talking alone

    do u have conversations with noone else on the phone

    u left five comments in a row

    so let someone else have a go

    nah forget it ill just leave u alone

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕

    On Shabbos, the cholent we eat,

    is a very special treat.

    But my tummy’s now pained,

    oh the calories I gained,

    from barley, potatoes and meat.

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕

    I now must spend my hard earned gelt,

    because I am no longer svelte.

    I’ll go in my Chevy,

    cause now I’m so heavy,

    that I need a new “cholent belt”.

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕

    Shabbos, the holiest of days,

    a good Yid learns, and he prays.

    To feed the “neshomo y’seiro”

    is not an aveiro,

    but the “guf y’seiro”, it stays.

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕

    My asthma causes my wheezing,

    my cold has me coughing and sneezing.

    I’ve so many ills,

    I’ll pop a few pills,

    don’t worry, I am just teasing.


    Guf Yiseira!Cute!


    Daas Yochid- don’t kid yourself please

    Its not the Cholent that makes us sneeze

    The cholent has beans which is protien

    & some meat thats quite lean

    It’s the Challah that makes us gain weight in a breeze.

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕

    chayav, I just saw your post,

    you’re a better poet than most.

    I’m talking to no one,

    I’m just having some fun;

    this thread is a limerick host.


    Shitcky guy if I’m not mistaken

    You asked that this thread should not be forsaken

    So I wrote this one for you

    I hope it will do

    & I’ll try some more limericks to make’n.

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕

    Guf Yiseira!Cute!

    It is my limerick, but that’s not my line (I don’t remember where I heard it).

    Shticky Guy

    A mega limericker has suddenely appeared

    Who writes fantastic limericks 5-tiered

    Daas yochid is his name

    And he’s gr8 at this game

    Why he’s just come along recently is wierd!

    Yes not long ago this thread was dying

    Go check and you’ll see I’m not lying

    There were gaps of a week

    So your help I did seek

    And right now its just absolutely FLYING!

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕

    Thus far from what I have found,

    the best at rhyming a sound,

    is someone who’s shticky,

    and although I’m picky,

    I think he’s the best poet around!

    Shticky Guy

    Da’as yochid’s efforts I dont want to miss,

    But I must draw the line at this,

    Its no good for my ga’aiveh,

    You’ll give me a ta’aiveh,

    For much more than a shmini she’bishminis.

    Saying I’m the best POET is the wrong thing said,

    When I limericked amongst Poems bitten was my head,

    Cos limericks are the best,

    Way ahead of the rest,

    Thats why I was told post only in THIS thread.


    I love that this post received so many responses.

    Bye Bye Burglar

    by Antelope110

    A burglar through my door once burst

    Ready to burgle his worst

    But I must confess

    That he found such a mess

    He thought someone had gotten in first.


    shticky: to reduce the size of your head, shtick to the correct beat for limericks!


    Daas Yochid, you’ve turned an Irish art into a Jewish vehicle for truth through fun.

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕

    I’m sorry if I told the truth,

    it’s something I’ve done since my youth.

    But please don’t be haughty,

    ’cause that’s very naughty,

    and some would say that it’s uncouth.

    If ga’ava’s not your favorite flavor,

    I was just returning the favor;

    You spoke well of me,


    and kovod I also do savor.


    Im happy the brain in my head

    Gave me the idea to start this thread

    When i start to brood

    And get in a bad mood

    I quicky run here instead!

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕


    Thanks for the compliment, but the credit is due Blinky. In other words:

    Thank you for your words so nice,

    and for adding to this thread some spice.

    But Blinky is earning

    the credit for turning

    a limerick into a Jewish device.


    Didn’t write a rhyme in a while

    It really became my new writing style

    I think it’s a ball

    Come one come all

    And help the Limerick thread pile!

    It’s always the same few ladies and gentlemen

    Who write limericks again and again

    We want all of you to join in

    Come on and BEGIN

    What are you waiting for? Pick up your pen!

    yossi z.

    I started to read this thread

    And then began my head

    Reading and flying

    Thinking and rhyming

    All while laying in bed!

    It is now two in the morn

    My head is all in a swarm

    For limericks I try

    From nine to five

    And if I can help it, some more

    It seems that I have got stuck

    Here all in a muck

    Reading and writing

    Timing and rhyming

    Oh no! It is time to get up!

    How was that?

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕

    Yossi, it was a nice try,

    but your poems just did not fly.

    Not bad the timing,

    but awful the rhyming,

    So I will let you know the rules,

    (I went to four limerick schools).

    These rules you must follow,

    so here are some important tools.

    it must fit into certain specs,

    Lines 1,2, with 5

    and 3 with 4 jive,

    and there is not much room to flex.

    The first and the second line,

    may not have more sounds than 9.

    Lines 3 and 4

    cannot have more

    than five, for the limerick to shine.

    With one more rule I will proceed,

    the final line may not exceed,

    syllables seven,

    for limerick heaven,

    and now you know how to succeed!

    Your effort, I really commend;

    my words, I hope, do not offend.

    yossi z.

    Ohhhh now it makes sense (I was having trouble figuring out how it was supposed to work). Thanks a lot daas

    😀 yo$$i 😀

    yossi z.

    Mazal tov to my cousin

    She now has a chosson

    The wedding’s today

    So on my way

    To B-more I shall be goin’

    (I know, still not the greatest but I stayed within the guidelines-one thing at a time) but still true-I am heading to baltimore today for my cousin’s chasuna

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