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Do you pay for Cloud storage?
Do you pray for cloud storage?
Do you play for loud storage?
Rice is great if you’re really hungry and want to eat 2000 of something
-Mitch HedbergAn escalator cannot break. It can only become stairs
-Mitch HedbergAll right … that joke is going to be good because I’m going to take all the words out and add new words
-Mitch HedbergRace is just a pigment of the imagination
-Glen HighlandThe way that murderers get sometimes, like, ‘I found G-d and I’m OK now.’ ‘Well, when did you find G-d?’ ‘Right after you found me
-Mario JoynerI love advertising because I love lying
-Jerry SeinfeldAnyone can get old – all you have to do is to live long enough
-Groucho MarxELUL!!!!!!!!
-Mashgichim throughout the agesI’ll mature when I’m dead
-Dave BarryI’ve seen the future and it’s much like the present, only longer
-Dan QuisenberryMaybe if we reached out to them and treated them as people, they would read our threads
VERY VERY USEFUL IPHONE TIP:
THROW IT IN THE GARBAGE!
YOUR CHILDREN WILL THANK YOUYou just dont like them because they are females.
If they were named Irving, Sydney, and Hymie then this thread would not existWhy do we have to be smaller?
That is the problem of todays generation- always thinking smaller.
Just make a smaller pretzelI think that anyone who has a problem with OU is more than welcome to open their own vaad hakashrus
A bochur who comes to E”Y for a “non intense” “smartphone” “experience” will not gain anything by coming to learn in E”Y.
Better he should come and “experience Israel” on a birthright trip (men only of course)
No normal yeshiva in Eretz Yisroel will permit a smartphone (even filtered)
Flamingoes would be white if not for their diet of shrimp
I’m Lazy
I’m Crazy
Lice in Israel
Rice in Israel
Mice in Israel
Foods Rashi never ate
Rashi never ate food
“Jews should not care whether the American embassy is in Jerusalem or Tel Aviv”
Americans should not care whether Jews are in Jerusalem or Tel-Aviv
Why leave your dirty tissue on the table in Shul?
Why leave your dirty table in shul?
Waiting on Supermarket Checkout Line
Superman waiting on checkout line
No news is good news
Good news is no news
Thanks for covering for me LB
MEAT
Southside sandwich shop
my previous post was a direct answer to the previous poster
Bananas
LB
BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!
When walking together the talmid should be on the left and the rebbi should be on the right
When walking with two talmidim the rebbi should be in the middle and the more chashuv of the two talmidim on the right
GROW UP!!
Cuckoos
Cracker
Almost all of Abie Rottenberg’s music
ORG:Is Dating Tznius?
ORG:Divorce in the jewish community
“Is divorce in the jewish community Tznius?”
ORG:A gadol on his own
“Owning a Gadol”
“A Gadol of his own”
ORG: lounge in queens
“Queens in lounges”
There is a p’shat that these malaachim going up were the malaachim that were sent to destroy sedom. They were put in cherem b/c they told lot that they were going to destroy sedom and only afterwards mentioned that Hashem sent them. They were finally allowed back to shamayim via this ladder. When they got up to shamayim and saw the face of yaakov on the merkava, they told the other malaachim that “downstairs” there was someone who looked just like that. The malaachim all ran down to check it out.
If you say like LF in #1 that the malaachim of E”Y were going up and Chutz la’aretz were coming down, then it would first say coming down and then say going up b/c yaakov should never be without escorts.
(I believe that this is a Dvar Yechezkel)
ORG: chulent meat
“Meet Chulent”
ORG: Jewish carnival food
“Jewish canibal food”