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Moderator-80, you keep writing “silver nitrate or “silver compound” (which means other metals mixed in). And I heard that’s where the problems really are, in the extra metals.

What about 100% pure silver?

David was out playing in his grandma’s backyard when she felt an earthquake.

“David” she yelled

“I didn’t do it” he answered

Everyone brings an item to the party.

Before starting the game, everyone shows what they have, then everyone hides their item behind their back.

The game begins, first person requests one item from one person, continue around the table. (keep track of items) If someone asks a person for an item they do not have, they are out, they cannot continue asking, but people can continue asking them.

At the end of the game, you get to keep the item/s that you have

“Money Talks, Chocolate Sings”

-Unknown

A lawyer and an elderly Jewish man are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that Jews are so dumb that he could get over on them easy…so the lawyer asks if the Jew would he like to play a fun game.

The old Jewish man is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500, he says. This catches the Jew’s attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. ‘What’s the distance from The Earth to the Moon?’ The elderly Jew doesn’t say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it’s the Jew’s turn. He asks the lawyer, ‘What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?’ The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the Jewish man and hands him $500. The old Jew pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the elderly Jew up and asks, ‘Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?’

The Jew shrugs, reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.

I heard in the name of a Gadol, (first hand) that there are certain years that have been and will be a very big “ais ratzon” for Mashiach to come. If we are zocheh, he can come, if not tragedy can occur r”l.

The Gadol quotes as an example the years of the crusades, and (believe it or not) the year the state of Israel was founded. Yes, that was a tragedy.

I do not know if this is another year, but we can do Teshuva, nonetheless!