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JosephParticipant
The closest dialect to the times of the Beis Hamikdash is probably the Teimani.
JosephParticipantCurious,
Is that for brooklyn19?? She didn’t tell us yet…
JosephParticipantdont have internet – they are doing a great job, but the reason you gave shows the regular posters are doing a great job themselves.
JosephParticipantICOT –
Wow! You are a surgeon too! Truly a master of all trades.
JosephParticipantSome more facts about him:
In summation:
a philanderer, a drunk, a liar, a plagiarist, and a cheater
JosephParticipantasdfghjkl
your up
JosephParticipantJust write he was a shikker.
JosephParticipantcharlie,
That was it. Oldest CR thread, started by our esteemed Editor:
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/profile/yw-editor/page/2
JosephParticipantmazal:
The retailers and advertising. And you are correct, it comes from kratsmich.
JosephParticipantsqueak – I’ll need to check it out, if you need more details than what I provided in my comment on the previous page, which I thought was rather comprehensive with mekors.
As far as the birthday, as a historical matter it is a joke, and the Christians know it. No one seriously believes its on 12/25. That date was chosen for kratsmich because it was previously a Roman pagan holiday by the sun worshippers, and when the Christians were trying to convert the Romans to Christianity, they conveniently chose that day since the Romans already had a holiday that date. In fact, there are over 200 different ‘shittos’ amongst various Christian sects as to when the mamzers birthday is.
JosephParticipantWhoever said there is a halachic prohibition to see kratsmich lights or to say Yushke’s YM’S name? There is no halachic prohibition to enjoy the wonderful cozy feelings of watching a toilet in action either.
JosephParticipantdont have internet – hold down the “Esc” key for a few seconds right when the page loads.
JosephParticipantbrooklyn19, Mazal Tov… Legadel L’Torah, Chupah, Ulmassim Tovim!
When will be your one month birthday?
JosephParticipantbrooklyn19,
You didn’t mention you are two weeks old…
JosephParticipantsurfer, Mazal Tov! keshaim shenichnas labris, kein yekanais ltorah lchupah ulmassim tovim!
JosephParticipantbrooklyn19:
Its a minhug (Mekor Chaim of the Chavas Yair OH:155, Chidushei HaRim in the name of Rav Yonason Eyebushitz ZT”L, quoted in Siach Sarfei Kodesh I:522, and Rav Yaakov Emden ZT”L in Sefer Hisavkus) many Yidden have not to learn Torah on kratsmich (either Dec. 25, or the Orthodox Jan. 6).
It is brought down in the Otzar Minhagei Chasidim that the reason is the xtians would start lynch mobs against the Yidden. Another reasons given (by from Rav Nosson Adler ZT”L quoted by Chasam Sofer, Kovetz Michtavim [Chasam Sofer] bsheim Rav Nosson Adler ZT”L.) is that Nitel Nacht is aveilus (same as Tisha Bav) for when Yoshka was born.
Mitzvos can be done, chesed, as well as mundane chores. There are those who used to simply go to sleep early and waking up earlier to learn the next day. This, says the Chasam Sofer (likutim 31) was the custom of the Yeshivos in Hungary.
The Chasam Sofer (likutim 32) writes that they only permitted card playing and other such useless behaviors for those whom card playing is an improvement over what they would be invariably doing otherwise – but Bnei Torah may not waste their time with such things on nitel.
JosephParticipantlesschumras,
Are you aware of the reason for Nitel Nacht?
JosephParticipantqwertyuiop
not far from you 🙂
JosephParticipantin the groise apple
JosephParticipantA little old Jewish lady is flying out of New York City on her way to Miami Beach. She looks at the businessman sitting next to her and asks him, “Excuse me sir, but are you Jewish?”
The man responds politely, “No, ma’am, I’m not Jewish.”
After a little while she again queries him, “You’re really Jewish, aren’t you?”
Again he responds, “No ma’am, I am not Jewish.”
Barely 10 minutes later, the little old lady asks him once more, “Are you sure you’re not Jewish?”
To which in exasperation, and in a final effort to shut her up, he replies, “Okay. Yes, ma’am, I am Jewish.”
“Funny,” she says, looking puzzled, “you don’t look Jewish!”
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Man says to G-d: “G-d, why did you make woman so beautiful?”
G-d says: “So you would love her.”
“But G-d, the man says, “Why did you make her so dumb?”
G-d says, “So she would love you”.
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A Jewish man went to eat at a Chinese restaurant and started to wonder if there were any Chinese Jews. So, when the waiter came over to take his order, he asked, “Pardon me, but I’d like to know if there are any Chinese Jews?”
The waiter said, “I no know. I go to kitchen and ask manager.”
After taking his order, the waiter went to the kitchen and returned in a few minutes. He explained to the man, “No. No Chinese Jews. We have orange Jews, tomato Jews, grape Jews, and pineapple Jews, but no Chinese Jews.”
JosephParticipantI think its good that you like each other
ahavas yisroel
JosephParticipantdid you choose qwertyuiop cause you liked asdfghjkl?
JosephParticipantasdfghjkl
hes an athlete
JosephParticipantoh yeah
did you choose it cause you like him and liked his great ideas?
JosephParticipantasdfghjkl
at least
JosephParticipantqwertyuiop
did you choose your screen name to be similar to your brothers?
JosephParticipantasdfghjkl
you sound stuffed
JosephParticipantponchkes?
JosephParticipantYoshka Pundrik was not born on kratsmich, although that is what is claimed. No one actually knows when the mamzer was born, and there are over 200 different dates that different sects claim.
JosephParticipantDreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay
and when your dry and ready,
oh dreidel I shall play!
JosephParticipantYoshka Pundrik was not born on kratsmich, although that is what is claimed. No one actually knows when the mamzer was born, and there are over 200 different dates that different sects claim.
JosephParticipantDreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay
and when your dry and ready,
oh dreidel I shall play!
JosephParticipantbrooklyn19 – think of all the Jewish blood shed in its name, and it will no longer be so cozy.
JosephParticipantHow did everyone FIND the Coffee Room?
JosephParticipantanon, to remove all seeds of doubt, she missed an apostrophe and s, after the color.
JosephParticipantanon:
mazal77 didn’t leave much to the imagination, so you don’t require any vividness. What made it necessary for you to inquire regarding the meaning of her statement?
JosephParticipantIn the Beis Hamikdash long ago
The beautiful Menorah lights would glow
With olive oil they burned throughout the night
To show to all the Torah way of life.
Then once the wicked Yevanim came
They broke through walls, they put out the flame
And when the Kohanim (priests) finally returned
They found no real pure oil left to burn.
Just then someone cried out “I found a flask!”
For one whole night this little jug will last
Then came a miracle, oh so great
Instead of just one night, it lasted eight.
Just then someone cried out “I found a flask!”
For one whole night this little jug will last
Then came a ness (miracle) so great
We light the candles, come let’s celebrate.
by: Rebbe Alter
December 21, 2008 8:31 pm at 8:31 pm in reply to: You Know You’ve Been Spending Too Much Time in The YWN Coffee Room When…. #1119315JosephParticipantBYM:
Where it says on top: Welcome, Bais Yaakov maydel! | Log Out
Click on your screen name (Bais Yaakov maydel)
Then click on Edit
JosephParticipantbrooklyn19 –
“The guy” who the holiday is named after is a rasha merusha burning in gehenim ad hoyom hazeh in who’s name much much Jewish blood has been spilled.
JosephParticipantwhats insane? sounds quite normal.
JosephParticipantbrooklyn19, about what? you didn’t start it, and I think you asked on the other thread is perhaps someone else could…
JosephParticipantanon:
She said “They apparently had broken in.” That is an educated guess. (Use your imagination regarding what she meant regarding the type of punk she described.)
JosephParticipantICOT:
Go to MyZmanim.com and check whatever location you wish.
JosephParticipantNo, I think they were uncovered by the mods.
But there were a couple of legit new members in the past day.
JosephParticipantA Chanukah Niggun!
”Chanukah is here once again…”
JosephParticipantshindy,
By the Chasidim (mainly) its Nitel Nacht, for precisely that reason.
JosephParticipantICOT – I’d put your talent closer to the 10 side.
JosephParticipantIf someone is unfortunate enough to encounter these kratsmich lights, they should recall all the Jewish blood spilled in its name and be sickened by its sight.
JosephParticipantCall it kratsmich.
Its perhaps the bloodiest day in Jewish history, when the galochim would incite the masses to lynch the Jews, and Yidden would be hiding in their basements with the lights out to hide from the murderous masses.
JosephParticipantall Yidden are brothers…
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