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  • in reply to: IDF FINALLY POUNDING GAZA: OPERATION CAST LEAD #630230
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    charlie – Like EVERY zionist that was in charge of that failed State.

    in reply to: Being a Frum military Officer #628591
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    yros – that is not the case. The Israeli Army is an immoral Un-Jewish service.

    in reply to: Being a Frum military Officer #628590
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    chaimss –

    Please clarify. Does not the military have the right to reassign you in a time of conflict (i.e. another Iraq, G-d forbid) to a combat position should it deem it necessary? If so, Pikuach Nefesh is an issue. I believe (but perhaps am mistaken) that the U.S. Military can, at will, reassign Officers to combat positions.

    I don’t quite understand your point about a ”Chaplain.” And yes, any way you cut it, the U.S. Military is a non-Jewish service, and it risks its soldiers lives based on values not (necessary) in conformance with the Torah.

    in reply to: Chumros = Kids Off The Derech? #629334
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    The reason modern orthodoxy is withering on the vine (while Chareidim are growing by leaps and bounds — both internally and through the Baal Teshuva movement), is because by and large the MO children either become more Chareidi, or they move further left and R’L fall off the Jewish map.

    in reply to: Being a Frum military Officer #628587
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    yros – Even Israel is a non-Jewish Army.

    in reply to: IDF FINALLY POUNDING GAZA: OPERATION CAST LEAD #630226
    Joseph
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    And what will be accomplished? Will Hamas cease to exist? Will Hamas be afraid or unable to commit further suicidal murderous attacks?

    The Zionist – Arab conflict has NO military solution.

    in reply to: Being a Frum military Officer #628581
    Joseph
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    What heter is there to putting ones life at risk (pekuach nefesh) in the service of a non-Jewish military?

    I know of none.

    in reply to: YWN Coffee Room Chanakah Party!!! ☕🕎🎉🍩 #1205537
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    umm yeah, you seem to forget you’ve spilled all your beans already 😛

    like your over 19, “but not by much” (whatever that means)

    lets spit it out: you are 21!

    in reply to: Chumros = Kids Off The Derech? #629327
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    oomis1105, You have no idea who Rabbeinu Gershom is.

    in reply to: Plans For Winter Vacation #636913
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    asdfghjkl

    start by telling us about the hippies in the ’60’s!

    in reply to: YWN Coffee Room Chanakah Party!!! ☕🕎🎉🍩 #1205533
    Joseph
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    brooklyn19, I’d be faster to believe you if you were to say you are 71, than to say you are 17 🙂

    in reply to: YWN Coffee Room Chanakah Party!!! ☕🕎🎉🍩 #1205529
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    brooklyn, yes – you are over the hill! but don’t worry; there is still life after 25 🙂

    in reply to: Problem to Look at X-Mas Lights? #1204930
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    lesschumras, The Orthodox (Greek, Russian, etc.), who are closer to Catholicism than Protestants, were the last holdouts against the Gregorian calendar. And indeed until this day base much of their religious services (including kratsmich) on the dates in the Julian calendar.

    in reply to: Problem to Look at X-Mas Lights? #1204928
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    Feif, Reuters put that on the wire specifically to antogonize you. lol.

    Actually there is a side discussions regarding the Jewish vs. secular calendar above.

    in reply to: Places Where Police Pull People Over #628906
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    Yanky55, those shenenegans are done all over the place. its not a monsey thing.

    in reply to: Plans For Winter Vacation #636907
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    asdfghjkl

    of course

    you’ll be sitting by the reunion bonfire telling all the youngsters how things were in your day.

    you’ll reminisce how excited you were when you heard the typewriter was invented

    you’ll tell us all about the Model T

    in reply to: YWN Coffee Room Chanakah Party!!! ☕🕎🎉🍩 #1205527
    Joseph
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    brooklyn, don’t tell me your over the hill already…

    in reply to: How Many Sufganiyot Did You Have Tonight? #836793
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    brooklyn, we wouldn’t want the girls to lose their dates.

    in reply to: BREAKING: Lipa to do another concert – “The Event”? #630124
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    brooklyn19,

    Your last comment was very well said.

    in reply to: Problem to Look at X-Mas Lights? #1204926
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    WASHINGTON (Reuters) – Those eager to put 2008 behind them will have to hold their good-byes for just a moment this New Year’s Eve.

    The world’s official timekeepers have added a “leap second” to the last day of the year on Wednesday, to help match clocks to the Earth’s slowing spin on its axis, which takes place at ever-changing rates affected by tides and other factors.

    The U.S. Naval Observatory, keeper of the Pentagon’s master clock, said it would add the extra second on Wednesday in coordination with the world’s atomic clocks at 23 hours, 59 minutes and 59 seconds Coordinated Universal Time, or UTC.

    That corresponds to 6:59:59 p.m. EST (23:59:59 GMT), when an extra second will tick by — the 24th to be added to UTC since 1972, when the practice began.

    UTC is the time scale kept by highly precise atomic clocks around the world, accurate to about a billionth of a second per day, the Naval Observatory says. For those with a need for precision timing, it has replaced Greenwich Mean Time, or GMT.

    The decision to add or remove a second is the responsibility of the International Earth Rotation and Reference Systems Service, based on its monitoring of the Earth’s rotation.

    The goal is to make sure clocks vary from the Earth’s rotational time by no more than 0.9 seconds before an adjustment. That keeps UTC in sync with the position of the sun above the Earth.

    Mechanisms such as the Internet-based Network Time Protocol and the satellite-based Global Positioning System depend on precision timing.

    The first leap second was introduced into UTC on June 30, 1972. The last was added on December 31, 2005.

    They have been added at intervals ranging from six months to seven years, Daniel Gambis, head of the IERS Earth Orientation Centre at the Observatoire de Paris, wrote in an explanatory piece this month (http://hpiers.obspm.fr/eop-pc/).

    Among the reasons for Earth’s slowing whirl on its axis are the braking action of tides, snow or the lack of it at the polar ice caps, solar wind, space dust and magnetic storms, according to the U.S. Commerce Department’s National Institute of Standards and Technology, another timekeeper.

    By contrast, a leap day, February 29, occurs once every four years because a complete turn around the sun — our year with all its seasons — takes about 365 days and six hours.

    In 1970, an international agreement established two time scales: one based on the Earth’s rotation and another on highly accurate atomic clocks.

    The U.S. Naval Observatory’s master clock is based on a system that now includes 50 atomic clocks, 36 based on the element cesium and 14 known as hydrogen masers.

    With the Earth’s rotation gradually slowing, the periodic insertion of a leap second into the atomic time scale is needed to keep the two systems within a second of each other.

    in reply to: Plans For Winter Vacation #636904
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    brooklyn19, you must have meant to say extroverted.

    in reply to: Plans For Winter Vacation #636903
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    asdfghjkl

    you can talk about how things were during you’re youth.

    in reply to: YWN Coffee Room Chanakah Party!!! ☕🕎🎉🍩 #1205525
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    brooklyn19, at what age do you start getting frightened?

    You ARE 22 yourself…

    in reply to: Smart Cars…How Smart Are They? #628699
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    start believing 🙂

    in reply to: Smart Cars…How Smart Are They? #628697
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    brooklyn19, yeah but when your bakin that Shabbos challo, you are ”rolling dough.”

    in reply to: Smart Cars…How Smart Are They? #628694
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    asdfghjkl, you must mean ”rolling dough” (no IN.)

    in reply to: Chumros = Kids Off The Derech? #629322
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    notpashut, the reason so many MO fellows villify and attack Chareidim/Chasidim/etc. is the same reason so many of the non-orthodox villify and attack the Orthodox.

    in reply to: Where is The Best Place to Buy a Digital Camera? #628378
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    72, I’m moichel any personal kovod. 🙂 On a personal basis I can be criticized without bother…

    in reply to: Random Questions #1078235
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    DHI:

    You should post another 461 comments.

    It should be very easy for someone as yourself. 🙂

    in reply to: The CR Laboratory: Try Your HTML Formatting Experiments Here #630491
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    The CR forum software doesn’t support much advanced html coding.

    in reply to: Places Where Police Pull People Over #628900
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    Traffic enforcement ought to be beefed up, and cracked down on illegal driving – however ”minor.”

    in reply to: Chanuka Presents #715338
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    in reply to: YWN Coffee Room Chanakah Party!!! ☕🕎🎉🍩 #1205512
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    squeak, I’m glad you can read 🙂

    in reply to: Places Where Police Pull People Over #628895
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    If it saves one life, every red light camera was well worth it.

    in reply to: New And Returning Members! #854566
    Joseph
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    We’re still waiting for hear how everyone here originally found the Coffee Room.

    Please comment.

    in reply to: YWN Coffee Room Chanakah Party!!! ☕🕎🎉🍩 #1205499
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    1) All Jews are obligated in the Mitzvah of lighting Chanukah candles.

    This applies to men, women and children (who have reached the age of Chinuch; approximately 5 or 6 years of age), as all Jews were saved in the miraculous victory of the Macabbees over the mighty Greek army. (Additionally, as we discussed in the previous Halachos, women are specifically obligated in the Mitzvos of Chanukah, due to their being saved from the harsh decrees levied against them, via the heroic act of Yehudis, a woman)

    2) The prevalent Minhag is for the male head of household to exempt all the female members of the house (adults and children alike), through the lighting of his menorah.

    The females being exempted should make sure to be present and listen to the recital of the Brachos [and answer Amen] while the menorah is kindled. (Mishna Berurah 675:9)

    Of course, if no man is available to exempt her, a women may light [and make the blessings over] her own menorah. A woman can also exempt other people with her lighting, when no man is available to do this. (See Smag Hilchos Chanukah, Taz 675:3, Magen Avraham ibid.)

    Boys who have reached the age of Chinuch should preferably light their own menorahs [with all the Halachic details involved] and not rely on the head of the household’s lighting. (Ram’a 675:3. See also Mishna Berura and Biur Halacha ibid. Dibur Hamaschil U’Ldidan, regarding if there is a Mitzvah of Chinuch for “Hidur Mitzvah” or just for the “letter of the law” and thus children would only have to light one candle per night.)

    (Halachos for Today)

    in reply to: BREAKING: Lipa to do another concert – “The Event”? #630116
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    B’H Acheinu Bnei Yisroel is looking to our Gedolim for guidance in even mundane matters!

    Mi K’Amchu Yisroel!

    in reply to: Places Where Police Pull People Over #628892
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    I am of the strong opinion that every light should have a red light camera attached.

    in reply to: Wannabe Shadchan Sounds-Off #628787
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    rebetzin: “I’m a girl (women) and I’m totally lost. I guess I’m naive but I didn’t know that people have their hair and nails done before every date. And these are same people who want to live a kollel life? And then someone else posts that that’s not enough, but manicures should done regularly? There’s something wrong if this is what yeshiva guys expect.”

    bored@work: “rebetzin, you are right, but at the same time the mothers of the kollel boys are looking for a gorgeous, skinny, put together, smart and e/t girl, the girl has to try and be that to make the mother of the boy happy to get a date or go further than that.”

    rebetzin, you are absolutely 100% correct.

    bored, these vain boys and vain girls will end up with each other, and they are only fooling themselves; no one else is being deluded who these fakers are.

    in reply to: Chumros = Kids Off The Derech? #629307
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    rob, I do periodically (i.e. infrequently) participate in a small number of other Torah discussions (under the same name as here), but as you can imagine I don’t have a monopoly to the name. Rav Eidensohn’s place perhaps?

    in reply to: Girls & Cellphones Yes/No? #1040542
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    excuses, excuses, excuses.

    Then they wonder why they have kids off the derech.

    in reply to: Should The CR Have Sports Threads? #831583
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    jphone, to explain KiruvWife’s point it by way of an extreme analogy, if a Jew G-d forbid is in McDonald’s ordering a cheeseburger, (after being unable to persuade him otherwise) are you going to advise him heck you are eating a cheeseburger anyways so get shtick chazer fieselch with it? I would at least try to dissuade him from the chazer, notwithstanding that he is going to eat a cheeseburger anyways.

    This point stands even though we both agree both cheeseburgers and chazir are treif gamur.

    (p.s. i am not literally comparing following professional sports to eating chazir. better sports than chazir.)

    (p.p.s. the mod has already stated the official position. “Playing sports for fun, excerise and even competition is fine. Spending hours reading up on the latest deals, trades and statistics is not the ideal (to say the least).” at: http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/should-the-cr-have-sports-threads/page/2#post-21001 )

    in reply to: Should The CR Have Sports Threads? #831580
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    jphone, KiruvWife’s point stands even if we would agree that both are equally bitul zman.

    in reply to: Where is The Best Place to Buy a Digital Camera? #628356
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    qaws, B&H Photo IMHO.

    in reply to: Should The CR Have Sports Threads? #831577
    Joseph
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    jphone, you missed KiruvWife’s first paragraph.

    in reply to: Girls & Cellphones Yes/No? #1040523
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    Wolf,

    You are correct. It is appropriate for neither.

    in reply to: Random Questions #1078230
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    asdfghjkl

    which poster gets the award for most exclamation points?

    drum roll, please……

    in reply to: YWN Coffee Room Chanakah Party!!! ☕🕎🎉🍩 #1205482
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    The Gemara asks the following question: ” Mai Chanukah, What is Chanukah”?

    Rashi explains the Gemara’s question to mean, “Due to which miracle was the Yom Tov of Chanukah instituted?”

    The Gemara goes on to answer the question as follows: On the 25th day of Kislev begin the eight days of Chanukah. It is prohibited to eulogize anyone on these days and it is prohibited to fast on these days.

    Why?

    When the Greeks entered the Bais HaMikdash they[handled all the vessels and touched and] made all the oil [that was used to light the menorah] impure. When the Chashmonaim (sometimes referred to as the macabees) overpowered the Greek army and won the war they searched the entire Bais HaMikdash and were only able to find one small jug of pure oil [with the seal of the Kohen Gadol on it].

    There was only enough oil in this jug to light the menorah for one day. However, a miracle occurred and the small amount of oil was sufficient to light the menorah for eight days (until they were once again able to purify themselves and produce more oil).

    The following year, beginning on 25 Kislev, the Chachamim instituted an eight day Yom Tov (which we refer to as Chanukah) dedicated to Halel (praise) and Hoda’ah (Thanks) [to Hashem].

    (Talmud Shabbos 21b, also brought in the Tur beginning of Hilchos Chanukah)

    1) According to many Rishonim there is no requirement to have a Seudah (festive meal) on Chanukah, and any Seudah that is made is a Seudas Reshus (non obligatory meal).

    Others argue and maintain that there is indeed a requirement to have a Seudah, with bread, on Chanukah.

    The prevelant minhag when having a Seudah on Chanukah is to sing Shiros V’Tishbachos (praises) to Hashem and/or talk Divrei Torah, thus making it a Seudas Mitzvah according to all opinions.

    2) It is customary to eat foods made with cheese on Chanukah in commemoration of the miracle of Yehudis’ slaying of the Greek general Heliphornius which is considered one of the miracles of Chanukah, in which cheese played a role. (See Ram”a Siman 670:2 and Mishna Berura S”K 10. for more on the story. )

    (from Halachos for Today)

    in reply to: Problem to Look at X-Mas Lights? #1204924
    Joseph
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    intellegent,

    The Julian calendar, dating to Julius Caesar, was mathematicaly flawed and its leap years had to be adjusted numerous times to keep it in sync with tropical seasons.

    The 10 days you are referring to is when the Gregorian calendar replaced the Julian calendar in the 16th century, 10 calendar days were skipped to effect the conversion.

    in reply to: Our Society And a Developing Crisis #629883
    Joseph
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    Feif, The M.B. discusses on the Shulchan Orach O.C. 161:3. The discussion pertains to women. To the best of my knowledge neither the mechaber nor the M.B. refer to rings on men. (Obviously it would also be a mechitza on a man.)

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