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how is it the same gematria as gog?
i havent read the posts on this thread yet so i might be repeating something but anyone got a tip to quicken a computer with lots of files? (necessary ones)
i am hoping and praying that its not true why would they single one out if they were all caught together? may we ALL ve zoche to the geulah shelaima bimhaira!
definitely not a psych major, nor do intend to be but a person naturally sees in others certain character traits of his (her) own basically a guy will look for his own reflection and see a guy and a girl will look for more girly things and rule girl but its not a safe method since all guys and girls are not supremely guys and girl characters but more of a mix of both.as for my vote i’m more inclined to say a girl because a girl (i think-no basis) is more likely to choose a name like mango than a guy is but then, as a second thought it may be man-go… i think i just blew the official kapusta theory…
p.s. anyone want to start analyzing if it is/em mango, why a fruit, why yellow, and why one with a big pit in the middle and skin thats not edible… or anyone want to start analyzing why i’m actually writing this megilla…
thats the $64,000 question, how many sufganiyot did you have em ‘tonight?’
Glenn took his dog to the veterinary clinic, and laid its limp body on the table. The doctor pulled out his stethoscope, listened to the dog’s chest for a moment, then shook his head sadly. “I’m sorry, but your dog has passed away.”
“What?” Glenn screamed. “You haven’t even done any tests! I want another opinion.”
The vet left the room and returned in a few moments with a Labrador Retriever. The Retriever sniffed the dog on the table carefully from head to toe. Finally, the Retriever shook it’s head and barked once (meaning “dead and gone”).
The vet took the Labrador away and returned a few minutes later with a cat, which also sniffed carefully over the dog on the table before shaking its head and saying, “Meow” (meaning “he’s gone”).
After the cat jumped off the table, the vet handed Glenn a bill for $600. The man shook the bill at the vet. “$600!!!! Just to tell me my dog is dead?!!! That’s outrageous!”
The vet explained. “If you had taken my word for it, the charge would have been $50, but with the Lab work and the cat scan….”
brooklyn this is for you-
“Oh, Olive Oil!”–To the Tune of “Oh Chanukah, Oh Chanukah”
Oh, Olive Oil, Oh Olive Oil,
Come Lower my Cholesterol.
Boost my good HDL and smite the bad LDL!
Envelope my latkes and coat my arteries,
Helping fry up donuts and battling disease.
And eve-ry De-cem-ber,
You set my menorah aglow,
You help maintain my weight,
And you always taste so great,
And you liven up the parties we throw!
I love you Olive Oil,
You’re the best friend to a goyl,
Who doesn’t want her waistline to grow!
brooklyn-
not at all! they came out great-like real sufganiyot except they were so much less oily -even when they finished cooking and i left it to drain practically no oil drained out-thats just to prove to you that it worked and as a side alcohol evaporates during cooking…
for all you health nuts:
i made my sufganiyot with 50% whole wheat pastry flour-sold in stores by arrowhead mills brand as organic pastry flour and someone gave me a tip that sounds absolutely nuts but really works!!! put a little bit of whiskey into your sufganiyot dough-like 2 T. for 2-21/2 C. flour and it doesnt let the donut absorb the oil ever tried having an almost oil-free fried sufganiyah? its great!!!
i dont think i’ve ever seen a “conversation” which is so off topic being discussed, if u want to, believe it, if not not but y am i interested its ur life, and its ur business, the original topic was about being able to fargin which obviously (i totally agree with tzippi on this) is something that needs to be worked on, the topic was a good one and i might add a much better one and more important than the so called “issue” being discussed here.
P.S. i’m wondering if a topic should be started about how people can comment about night when the issue is day…