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ananas12 camp bnos shabbos song?!?!
go to the mall
go to the park
hang out withh friends
if u have vacation live it up while u got it
bpt
i know a boy who went out with 44 diferent girls
i personally think thats just wrong
theres an ice cream store called igloo
and they have a mall and target nearby
try practicing the act of swallowing without anything in ur mouth then put the pill in take a sip of water and a big swallow
this worked for me but others like 2 put it in maccoroni or marshmellows
iced coffee
i just started posting around a week ago ill be ur friend
theres always room for a new face or poster
avocado, hearts of palm, fuji apples, water, red grapes
altho technically ice cream is healthy its not a favorite
Family History
A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race appear?”
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.. The father answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.”
The confused girl returned to her mother and said, “Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?”
The mother answered, “Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.”
Parrots
David received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an obscenity. In a moment of desperation, David put the bird in the freezer, just for a few moments. He heard the bird squawk and kick and scream-then suddenly, there was quiet.
David was frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out and said “I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I’ll endeavor at once to correct my behavior. I really am truly sorry and beg your forgiveness.” David was astonished at the bird’s change in attitude and was about to ask what had made such a dramatic change when the parrot continued, “May I ask what did the chicken do?”
College
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, “Your first job will be to sweep out the store.”
“But I’m a college graduate,” the young man replied indignantly.
“Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t know that,” said the manager. “Here, give me the broom — I’ll show you how.”
Italian
To impress his date, the young man took her to a very chic Italian restaurant. After sipping some fine wine, he picked up the menu and ordered. “We’ll have the Giuseppe Spomdalucci,” he said. “Sorry, sir,” said the waiter. “That”s the owner.”
Joke-Telling
An Englishman took a business trip to New York. When he arrived, the hotel clerk asked him a riddle. “My mom and dad had a baby. It wasn’t my brother. It wasn’t my sister. Who was it?”
The Englishman thought long and hard, but eventually gave up. “I don’t know who was it?”
The hotel clerk responded, “It was me!”
The Englishman thought that was hilarious. He couldn’t wait to get home and tell this funny joke to his family and friends in England.
When he arrived home they met him at the airport and he asked them: “My mom and dad had a baby. It wasn’t my brother. It wasn’t my sister. Who was it?”
His friends thought and thought about it until they gave up. So he told them, “It was a hotel clerk I met in New York.”
Directions
Why did Dorothy get lost in Oz?
She had three men giving her directions.
Money
A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?”
The trainer replied; “Use the ATM outside the gym!”
Names
Tom was invited to his friend’s house for dinner. He found that his buddy called his wife every cute name in the book: honey, darling, sweetheart, pumpkin, and baby.
When she was in the kitchen, he leaned over to his friend and said, “I think it’s nice you still call your wife all those pet names.” “To tell you the truth,” his friend said, “I forgot her name abut three years ago.”
Grades
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an “F” in arithmetic.
“Why?” asks the father.
“The teacher asked ‘How much is 2×3?’ I said ‘6.’”
“But that’s right!” The father replied.
“Then she asked me ‘How much is 3×2?'”
“What the heck’s the stupid difference?” asked the father.
“That’s what I said!”
IRS
A businessman, on his deathbed, called his friend and said, “Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die, you will have my remains cremated.”
“And what,” his friend asked, “do you want me to do with your ashes?”
The businessman said, “Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the Internal Revenue Service. Write on the envelope, ‘Now, you have everything.'”
Pronunciation
Two guys were riding in a car, arguing about how to say the name of the city that they were in. One said “Louieville” and the other “Louiseville.” They went on arguing and arguing, until they came upon a fast-food restaurant. The one guy goes inside and says to the waitress, “Tell me the name of the place where I am right now really, really, really slowly.” The waitress goes, “Bur-ger-King.”
ask god where it is
only he can send it
but it wud be awesome 2 have a major snow storm
no do NOT think of yourself as damaged goods if u r back on track it shudnt matter where uve been. wow our dating sytem is really nuts these days
who rlly cares