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  • in reply to: Shopping at ALDI #1091796
    ben_David
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    I programm Siemens PlC’s,…does it mean my job is anti semitic?

    PS: didn’t know you had Aldi in the US.

    in reply to: #1075769
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    Once or twice a year.

    in reply to: Gossip about Plants, Fungi and Inanimate objects #1020323
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    How do you get rid of powdery Mildew on plants?. It’s already hot (90F today) and humid here,…and I’m having some serious issues with garden pests or plant diseases.

    in reply to: Common Sayings That Irritate Me #1148921
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    in reply to: John Cardinal O'Connor was a halachic Jew #1019603
    ben_David
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    In Morocco (where part of my family is originally from)….there are many muslim families from Fez (called Fassis, who nowadays form Morocco’s social elite) who are halachically Jews and up until some decades ago,…still married only among themselves even though they were “officially” muslims. Some of these families still keep their old jewish names,…like Kouhen (from Cohen).

    in reply to: CoffeeLeaks #1028832
    ben_David
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    ^^

    The Illuminati.

    in reply to: Common Sayings That Irritate Me #1148911
    ben_David
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    Your resume is impressive,...bla bla.....but we think you're overqualified for the job.

    in reply to: Common Sayings That Irritate Me #1148910
    ben_David
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    it's what's inside that counts

    The biggest lie usually said.

    in reply to: Jealous of Birds #1019329
    ben_David
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    Rebyiddism in all its splendour!. I can’t believe I’m witnessing such a great moment!

    in reply to: Jealous of Birds #1019327
    ben_David
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    Classic rebyidd23-ism taking place right now. I’ve been here!

    in reply to: Nothing #1019619
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    @skatergirl

    Do not write G-D’s name in full. show some respect.

    in reply to: Dihydrogen Monoxide #1019372
    ben_David
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    Try Carbon monoxide instead.

    in reply to: what does mods mean? #1018956
    ben_David
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    This is not a chat room. This is a Forum or a Message Board if you prefer.

    -Mod= Moderator. Basically a forum’s Cop. Mods love Coffee, donuts, and distributing infractions.

    -CR= Coffee Room. According to Yeshivaleaks there is also a secret Tea Room which is a VIP subforum where only the fat cats can post.

    -Thread=topic/subject. There are many different types of threads but here generally they’re either Halachic, Informative, Socratic, Inquisitive, Trollish, For_the_lols or rebyidd23-ish.

    -Post=message.

    -Troll=a basement-dwelling creature that haunts message boards and creates havoc for the lols.

    -Joseph= Notorious multi-headed troll which lurks deep in the forgotten depths, awaiting the the moment it may finally inflict its terrible agony upon others.

    -PBA: Popa_Ben_Abba. A cynical jewish woman and VIP Poster.

    -OP: Original Poster.

    [email protected]<nickname>: The poster whose message/post you’re replying to.

    in reply to: Recipes for the seriously poor #1030192
    ben_David
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    Revuelto of eggs and Green beans

    budget: 1.5-2$

    For 4 persons:

    -500g of green beans

    -1 small onion, finely chopped.

    -4 eggs

    -2 garlic cloves

    -50 ml of olive oil.

    -salt.


    -divide the green beans into small pieces.

    -Put them in boiling water with some salt.

    -wait 15 minutes.

    -When they’re cooked, take em out and drain them. set aside.

    -Pour some olive oil into a saucepan and heat. When it is hot, add onion and garlic.

    -Add the green beans, and fry the mix lightly.

    -Add the lightly beaten eggs.

    -Mix well until the eggs curdle.

    in reply to: So random! #1018681
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    I mean, I have three yellow flowers by my desk….and some bees are stealing the nectar. Birds are flying in the sky. An ocean of concrete from my window. Pepsi Cola with Ice in my Jar. I gotta fix my car. Gasoline Toyotas are for girls, real men drive Diesel German cars. My head is like a million KOP segments running at the same time,…I need to have some rest.

    in reply to: Segulos for Shidduch #1018979
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    In a copper kettle:

    -Pour a bit of respect.

    -Add a drop or two of kindness.

    -Season to taste with some humor.

    -Powder the whole with a generous amount of tznius.

    -Heat gently until it becomes pure gold.

    -Drink it to the last drop.

    in reply to: Hasidic/Yeshivish clothing. #1018937
    ben_David
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    literal translation: If behind every beard there was wisdom, goats would be all prophets.

    First and above all, learn learn and learn. Observe all the mitzvot and do your best for Hashem. Afterwards if you want to put on a yeshivish uniform, that’s your personal choice,…but that’s an accessory thing.

    in reply to: Female hurricanes kill more #1018854
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    @rebyidd

    Don’t forget spiders and mosquitos.

    in reply to: Female hurricanes kill more #1018853
    ben_David
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    That’s because they give them goyish and immodest names. Name hurricanes Leah, Rachel or Sara and you’ll see how they become a blessing instead of calamities.

    in reply to: Staten Island – The new BORO PARK? #1018311
    ben_David
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    ^^

    So in the future, the rich will live in Staten Island, and the Poor in Brooklyn? Very plausible! If you can afford a big two-story house in a quiet neighborhood, why stay in crowded Brooklyn?

    in reply to: Stories from the Workplace #1082827
    ben_David
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    Tell them popa gonna sue them for trying to make you work overtime.

    in reply to: height in shiduchim #1018253
    ben_David
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    @”does anyone know couples where husaand is very short and/or wife is taller. No names just height”

    Yes I’ve known many, but sorry to be honest,…the husband was usually “special”. Either wealthy, extremely charismatic, very learned, or something that set him apart from the average joe. Try to overcome your physical disadvantage by excelling in something that would make you “special” and raise your shidduch market value.

    in reply to: height in shiduchim #1018236
    ben_David
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    ^^

    Obviously she’s a girl. Only girls are worried about shiduchim at 18. Guys (as long as they’re normal) are never worried about shiduchim,….they have a much broader choice and can get married at a later age. 5ft3 for a woman is OK! dont worry. My mother is as short as you and my father is of average height (5.10),…but we (the sons) are all over 6ft,…including one who’s quite big: 6ft4.

    in reply to: College Major #1016627
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    Major in Floral arrangement.

    ben_David
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    20.000 antisemitic tweets from Spanish fans following Maccabi Tel Aviv victory over Real Madrid.

    in reply to: Law school graduation: What are you all doing next year? #1015844
    ben_David
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    Why always law school, accounting, or therapy? Why not engineering or medicine?

    in reply to: #rebyidd23 Smile #1038344
    ben_David
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    Why do you think you’re an outcast? You have a good sense of humour (the pet-insect post is one of my favourites),…and your comments are deeper than they seem at first glance. You just need to learn how to love yourself.

    ben_David
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    Well,…we should also differentiate between antisemitism out of racism (European antisemitism),….and antisemitism driven by politics (arabs).

    in reply to: The price of tznius #1016136
    ben_David
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    You trolls dwell in caves and basements,….so nobody gonna see you. Don’t worry about tznius.

    ben_David
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    @DikDukDuck

    You’re obviously not good at math.

    ben_David
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    @Charliehall

    You’re right, I should have said “the least antisemitic country in the MENA region”.

    My conclusion is that, the main factor behind muslim antisemitism isn’t Islam per se, but arabism. Albanians or Bengalis aren’t that anti-semitic simply because they can’t watch Aljazeera in arabic, can’t read the Arab press….and have zero contact with rabid mullahs from Saudi Arabia or Egypt.

    “Apparently not. It was the least anti-Semitic country in Europe and less anti-Semitic than any country in the Western Hemisphere.”

    What’t really interesting, is that only 5% of people in Sweden hold antisemitic views, even if the country has a large muslim immigrant population from the middle-east (10% of the population).

    in reply to: Israeli conscription – Worst case scenario – Not Likely #1015727
    ben_David
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    ^^

    I think Germany offers residency cards to Jews from Non-EU Eastern-Europe. However I heard that Israel complained to Merkel about the policy, since many Russians went back to Russia, destroyed their Israeli passport,…and applied for immigrant visas to Germany….so I’m not sure it’s still in effect.

    In Canada if they accepted the request of an extreme group like Lev Tahor,….I doubt they will refuse protection to normal people who are really persecuted for religious reasons.

    ben_David
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    ^^

    And I doubt that 0.2% of greeks have ever seen a Jew in real life.

    Greece is definitely off my list of countries to visit.

    Laos has a literacy rate of 75% so I guess most people there know what a jew is.

    in reply to: Israeli conscription – Worst case scenario – Not Likely #1015724
    ben_David
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    ^^

    Those who can get a Polish, Romanian, Hungarian or German passport….can settle in London, Manchester or Antwerps where many Charedim live. The rest can seek asylum in Canada and the US (relatively easy if they’re persecuted for religious reasons).

    in reply to: Where do Women get their energy from? #1015635
    ben_David
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    Because they have more fat reserves.

    in reply to: Geert Wilders joins alliance with antisemitic parties #1015664
    ben_David
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    ^^

    Is google blocked by your web-filter? 😮

    Some euro-bigot who claims to be “friend of the jews”.

    in reply to: Israeli conscription – Worst case scenario – Not Likely #1015721
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    @coffee addict

    The Arabs if they had the opportunity to emigrate to the West, they would have done it long time ago, without waiting for harassment or severe persecution from the Israeli government. Besides Israel, would never let a large number of Muslim Arabs into the army.

    As to Frum yidden in EY, Rav Ovadia Yosef has already warned that there will be a mass exodus if IDF drafts yeshiva students.

    in reply to: On behalf of all "real" trolls #1017026
    ben_David
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    Hail to the President! We salute him, one and all. Viva SPAT!

    @Popa

    Trawling has nothing to do with trolling (another method of fishing).

    in reply to: Can You Check Where Someone Is? #1015654
    ben_David
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    I think gmail hides your IP address. Send an email to yourself and cheak if your IP shows up in the (email’s) headers.

    in reply to: if you could find out one thing … #1015479
    ben_David
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    Why do we have toes? I mean, they’re useless and only serve for fungi to breed and spread.

    in reply to: Israeli conscription – Worst case scenario – Not Likely #1015719
    ben_David
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    If they push the Hareidim too hard hundreds of thouands of them will emigrate to Europe (most of Ashkenazim are eligible for EU passports) and the US, rather than serving in the army and asimilating into the hiloni mainstream,….and that’s the worst case scenario for the secular government (losing the demographic war against the arabs).

    in reply to: Do you believe in Antarctica? #1015415
    ben_David
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    Your rather feeble answer just proved you have no powers. Ok, I’m outta here. 😀

    in reply to: Chilonim complain about charedim on welfare but… #1015231
    ben_David
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    ^^

    Of course nothing is free, taxes are higher in Europe.

    in reply to: Do you believe in Antarctica? #1015413
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    @rebyidd23

    Any evidence your “powers” come from the brain you claim to have, and not from…the soul (for example)?

    Any evidence you have powers?

    in reply to: Do you believe in Antarctica? #1015410
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    @redyibb32

    By the way, I never said I didn’t believe in Antarctica because I never saw it. I just never saw any evidence.


    If something is self-evident, it doesn’t need evidence.

    Have you ever seen evidence of you having a gelatinous organ some charlatans call “brain”?

    in reply to: Chilonim complain about charedim on welfare but… #1015229
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    @redyibb32

    That’s a lie, who told you this? Healthcare is free for everybody: children, working adults, retirees,…and even the unemployed.

    in reply to: Do you believe in Antarctica? #1015408
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    @I.M.Shluffin

    It was a typo, thanks. At first I wrote ” no brain” then I realized there was a repetition of “brain”, so I deleted it and tried to write “none”……without giving much attention to what I was typing.

    I’m a polyglot, and you’re right, it doesn’t make sense in any language.

    in reply to: Chilonim complain about charedim on welfare but… #1015227
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    @akuperma

    (A serious problem develops in society’s with a liberal “welfare” state in that many individuals are content to live off their “entitlements”. This is becoming a very serious problem in Europe.)


    I don’t see it a problem as long as welfare is not a lifetime entitlement. The system has its loopholes (for some people and in some countries like Germany or Belgium, there is absolutely no incentive to work since one can get more by being on the dole than working for a minimum-wage). They simply must force professional welfare-recipients to work,…or else they lose all benefits.

    But honestly, for someone who wants to have a large family (like most religious Jews), Western Europe is the best place on earth, since you don’t have to worry about:

    -Yeshiva for your kids (religious schools receive public funds).

    -College (it’s free).

    -Healthcare (Free).

    plus

    -Paid maternal leave for up to 24 months.

    -Lots of benefits and incentives for large families (the problem number one in Europe is low birth-rates and population ageing),…regardless of income.



    @akuperma

    3. If you defined “employment” the way it is done in America, there would be almost no unemployment among Israeli hareidim.

    I agree with you, but the secular majority in EY don’t see it as you and me. For them religious studies are “worthless”,….and Charedim are “a problem” that need to be dealt with. This is pure bigotry.

    in reply to: Chilonim complain about charedim on welfare but… #1015226
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    @rebyidd23

    I have friends who gave me first-hand account of the lifestyle of the large community of young secular Israelis in Berlin—>Most of them are on Welfare,…and they enjoy it. Government gives them a a monthly allowance, and pays rent, utilities, transport, etc….for them. And all they do is “partying every night”. At least Charedim in EY,….study…they’re students not bums. They don’t party or claim to be “artisten”.

    in reply to: Kosher video games? #1015043
    ben_David
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    Try sport games. They’re pretty kosher.

    Besides sport games, you can try simulators and management games.

    Some good ones are:

    -Capitalism II (very addictive!)

    -Sim City 4 deluxe (SC 2013 is pretty bad, don’t buy it).

    -X-Plane 10

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