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  • in reply to: Broken Telephone #660192
    mazca
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    All the followers went to visit them and one day

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660188
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    Challah for the poor, she gave she worked hard all day, their merits went up to heaven and one day.

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660184
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    Admoor spoke to them she understood and she agreed but the only problem is that she stop crying and now she really needed a car but she was not able to drive. So Hazan and Kallah agreed to Sedakah they most give and happy they will be. Admoor MJ invited the crowd to celebrate and dance. Since she stopped crying they found out the diamonds that came from Michael Jackson state, sold them gave money away and of course it looks its probably the end. Until next thread

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660182
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    with a cheff and staff to serve her, and wow poor hazon all because of his nose he got stuck to kallah and no boat. Admoor MJ had to intervine

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660179
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    she was happy, but not so happy, she still needed the lexus, what a shame after that, she cried and cried all the tears in town, until she flooded the town and the car was useless because she needed a boat now

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660176
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    Poor kallah, poor kallah she started to cry until her mother came out…

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660174
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    she said, let me think , let me think. Would your lexus be available on the spot? Would you take me shopping all day long? Maybe that way your nose wont show.

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660170
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    with an esrog , he look a little pale and bumpy, but i thought it was fine, until

    in reply to: Nursery Rhymes For Jews #885900
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    Sophie comes and plays around

    plays around with all her friends in town

    Sophie comes and plays around

    plays around with all her friends in town

    Jump, jump, the rope they do

    Jump, jump, the rope they do

    Until one gets a scratch

    Until one gets a scratch

    Ima, Ima she cries

    Ima, Ima she cries

    Until all the neighbors come around

    Until all the neighbors come around

    Candy, candy we all want

    Candy, candy we all want

    All the children now demand

    All the children now demand

    Candy for all the crowd

    Candy for all the crowd

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660168
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    i guess the shidduch didnt work out , the bee just got smashed .

    in reply to: Imagine Winning the Lottery …… #860034
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    lol i want to win no lose

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660165
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    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660163
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    in reply to: Imagine Winning the Lottery …… #860030
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    hey how do I buy the lottery , I can always try, once somebody told me I was going to win the lottery but I never buy..how is that, please alight me on that

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660159
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    please dont give us sholent again, we dont want to, we dont want to end in the moon again, we want to sing shemira tha admoor MJ finally composed in our succah on earth

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660157
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    and all of the sudden, a miracle happened, their prayers, teshuva has come, but they didnt know how to go back to earth, it was cold, it was dark, but they felt alright, Hashem has answered they thought we need to go back we need to forget, we need to forgive, we need to start anew in this great HOLY DAY.So Admoor MJ and his friend MJ prepared a great feast, men this way please, ladies the other si vous plais

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660154
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    yom teshuvah the admoor declared and they all abide by the rule, teshuva, teshuva, please no moisrim this year. But traveling in space was no ease

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660150
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    and after greeting the milchig people they just left

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660149
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    and the people got confused they didnt know what to do, they cannot go to the moon, they cannot go to the forest, oy vey they are lost in space

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660146
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    and in the moon..

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660143
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    they all decided that was the best way to go

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660141
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    Please be careful the forest is full of bad people

    So this Yom Kippur please, please, stay away,

    no basketball games,

    and the people responded,

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660138
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    Oh no they lived happily ever but did you all know what happened they year of the party on YOm Kippur, both MJ’s joined forces to tell the people…

    in reply to: Mods? Mods? #1107533
    mazca
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    Just go to sleep and let the mods rest

    in reply to: Mods? Mods? #1107526
    mazca
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    Mods are on vacation for the time being.. I guess

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660130
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    Well at the end of the day tha admur MJ keeps reading the thread.

    Learns while everybody sleeps and thinks, and thinks and learns, and finally decides a very good day he had, and tons of laughs.

    Would it be the same tomorrow? He thinks, he learns and he laughs, and good night to all of the staff.,

    in reply to: Chol Homoed Destinations Sukkos 5770 #662236
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    The economy has been heading down for over a year… Dont you know that.

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660073
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    You got connections with the police??? Well mazca is going to wait because she needs to pay a fine and she needs connections otherwise the story is going to collapse and the Admur MJ needs to rest now.

    in reply to: Chol Homoed Destinations Sukkos 5770 #662232
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    Yes go to Mexico, it is a nice place to visit..Just enjoy it and tickets are cheap now. Mexico City doesnt have the beaches but it has the frum community and yeshivas

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660070
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    She made tons of money, and with it she bought the finest sheitel in the world, so her shidduch should go

    and get marry to a boy of the finest family

    And the Admur agreed and a brachah he gave them.

    But..

    in reply to: Cholent #671051
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    lolyou have to soak the beans before

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660068
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    But the competition drove her crazy…

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660066
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    She made everybody laugh, and laugh,

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660065
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    So she came to Never Land to visit and guess what.??Admur MJ was not there.

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660062
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    So the african girl did not know how to pray.

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660061
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    So it was not kosher hair, oh vey, indian hair . What a problem… What a problem but she was fine anyway.

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660056
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    The shidduch was good but they felt a little cold. Who knows.

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660055
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    Admur MJ of course. Which other one..And Never Land had tons of games to play.

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660052
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    So Michael Jordan could understand what you are talking about a good English besides basketball trainning you must have.

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660050
    mazca
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    MJ said learn grammar first.

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660047
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    Reb MJ did helped invited us to his state. Never Land he called it. I wonder Why.

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660044
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    yes I did but now I still needed a shidduch, what can I do arent we having a shidduch crisis?

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660042
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    I was able to pay all my fines, buy a new lulav, esrog, and even a new succah but MJ had to die to pay his debts otherwise he was going to have a heart attack

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660039
    mazca
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    I made it, I made it, My stock went up

    in reply to: Davening on Yom Kippur #974559
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    Well put it in your heart, feel it, live it, understand it, be scare of Yom Hadin, and believe me you wont fall to sleep. It is not a joke the biggest day of the year.

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660037
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    I looke theyd inside my pockets for my four cellular phones. and guess what? They were all broken

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660036
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    but I still didnt have my esrog, lulav, car, or shidduch and running away from police.Ahy vey. I do not want to be Michael Jackson assistnt, I need something, fast, fast as could be

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660028
    mazca
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    Well diamonds, from Michael Jackson, they are probably fake any way so I threw them away

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660024
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    Wow I thought. What a nice guy this cousin of mine

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660021
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    My cousin started to say Hi from the window of the Rolls Royce, wow, Prayer does help I thought

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