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Since ames was appointed ambassador of Monaco, and did not know what was flying, the country was in big trouble until mepal came along and debriefed the whole plan to ames,since they were able to buy the insurance from ames wedding the next plan was the succas, and they forgot about esrogs.
FBI, Obama, Admoor, what else, just get the plan. Lets go to sleep and wake up to work. otherwise, the plan could fail.
so noisy that they woke up mazca and turn her into a midnight freak. Instead of sleeping she kept watching for spies and science professors all night long, just to make sure they wouldn’t break the phone with a squeak so Obama would not freak and remove ames from her post.
mods, mods, early to bed, late to rise….What should we say? Good Night
So what was the truth……………………….be careful they could close this site now
I really do not like BT myself, but I do not why? Sometimes they are much better than FFB and have more love of Torah, but really there is no logic to either, a person should look at the person and only the person first.
private eyes get pay well, go ahead. they are better than contacts
for Obama it was very dangerous, they thought, and thought, and thought, and FBI said “Please do not study that,” it is dangerous to know where he comes from and then he would have to renounce his position. And Admour MJ would have to take over. Nobody wanted that.
lol, yes multiple personalities and they posted every single time of the day in a very different code, in the morning one way in the middle of the day another. What was the detective thinking? Jewish minds are hard to break. Until
but the private detective has not able to find who the posters where because the phone line was broken most of the day, and every poster wrote in codes that were not understandable.
Well mepal is a celebrity, and besides we have to ask for royalties all over the world for the front page magazines of the most important publications.. Yep Best Idea..maybe Admoor will be happy with that.. What do you think?
Should a couple that is thinking of divorce wait until their children are married?
the phone or the succah??
they are still breaking their fast….what can we do?
the problem was this: the insurance was needed before the burning,
people did not have money for the insurance since they had spent a lot of money
so the Admoor declared that people should make big events before succos to raise money to pay for the insurance,,maybe they would make a wedding for mepal and raise money for the entrance fee.. who knows, it was an emergency, they needed the funds rapidly , specially if they wanted to take an extra day of insusrance…
thanks
Where are the mods? where are our friends? Is everybody tired from fasting? ??????
In the middle of the amidah somebody approches me and starts telling me, you have my chair and you have my machzor, well what a test, and guess what? I didnt have her chair or machzor. You see. This is just the way of the Yrzer Hara to interrupt kavanah.
well for sure I don’t learn guemarrah but I know or I have heard that all music is kosher the problem it is it’s lyrics that make it all wrong.
the only problem people were broke from all the yom tovin and they didn’t have money to by a 10 day insurance policy, they weren’t sure what to do, so Admour declared a big drive to raise money for the insurance this year.
the chicken went to shul, and davened with such a kevanah that intead of being crazy became very normal and sang and danced after the fast, the chicken knew he was forgiven for all his crazy acts and the release or the Admour was such a feast.
They celebrated all night long and started to build the succah for the next Yom Tov. Until…….
Thr Attorney General was a little crazy himself,
instead of checking the
Admoor he was checking kasherus,
and found out crazy chicken in there,
time to fast and repent, the chicken just said.
and everybody just went to synagogue to pray.
In the meantime a long weekend came it was before Yom Kippur, so they had to wait for the arbitration. They didnt know who was going to be the one. What a shame they had to wait.
and wish everybody…good shabbos
and they live happily ever after…..
Good, let’s get him, everybody to the rescue….we need help, we need ideas, How should we do it before it is too late. HERE we come
The MJ Admour decided he doesnt want that name anymore, maybe he is the spy. He just changed his named to Admour PI. he said his family comes from a long good lineage from the aztecs in Mexico,,,Hey is he the spy, Maybe?
Let’s make a personality check….Look at their eyes, Look at their posts. Look all around until we kick them all out….HA.Ha shhhhh,,shhh, keep checking until we find out, Silence don’t tell the Admour he might get mad.
Who is the traitor, we need to catch, while they are sleeping is a good time. Please try to point out.
Here we coming, please “Don’t scream so loud. you are going to wake up the enemy..shhhh silence please…..and with that they ran to the rescue, but in the way they found out…..
Ha Ha, they had a secret agent, but anyway they were all happy under their sheitels running off the bad guys out of the earth. and guess with their home made Challas that they had just made, made everybody faint from the smell. To the rescue while they slep. they said.
Mepal is a good chosid, decides to help the cause, but HOW?
Here I am ready to chat. Ha ha
Ames is screaming, help, but do I really want to be rescued I dont know, but I love screaming HELP
hi
thanks Admour for ur great advice. Squeak said.And Hatzolah he joined and esrog jelly he ate.But all of the sudden the gates of the museum were closed and he was alone to fear on. It was getting dark and he heard noises just coming out
Squeak said,, Admour, what should I do in the museum to learn how to be a good jew
Please be careful, Elvis screamed from the back of the limousine. we have Admoor MJ with his friend junior MJ coming to visit this great museum,,,,,chickens and feathers, and maybe some goose for all the children to look
so people ran out
we saw different types of feathers in the museum and guess what it was so nice that
Thank you Admoor for the museum advice I always knew that in you I can count, may you always give blessings so you could get them back…..And next to the blue tichel lady there was a man with a long beard to the floor and he said its my turn please, help me right now.. What’s the matter my son. the admoor requested….My son is coming and have no room for him I have a house full of chickens, What should I do?
Oh No .What should I do no money and it is very blue……
yes when I was young boy we had respect, we spoke nicely quietly, and no way no shouting,,,,hey call that lady with the blue tiechel to come ,,,What’s the matter, he asked her.. It is my chicken. she said. Is it Kosher or not i need to know Yom Kipur kaparas I need to do my chicken is blue just like the mods that came, here please help me….
Chili tacos and everything they ate in the meantime people prayed
thanks and bye now
Ha Ha ha, you have to be stock inside your house, we sent the flu and you cannot go out, Ha ha, swine flu , we changed the name because people didnt like the name Ha ha what a shame. Admoor please help us everybody spoke aloud at the same time, Admoor MJ said quiet,quiet, I do not understand. You just arrived from the moon dont you know we have rules, first go to daven then come back and one at a time will have to talk now.
The russians, the russians, all had to come back to earth, get the rocket, get ready and they left to a welcome Hatzalah was waiting for all the people to arrive and give the help from the scare.
in the break one broke a foot and one broke an arm… all because the breaks