I voted YW fan!!

I know s/o that has it. It is a very good phone, however the only downside to it is that it’s very hard to push the keys on the keyboard.

not a mod- mine came out to be a tangerine!!

kapusta- I think these are enough GREAT lines that it deserves to have it’s own thread. What do you think??

Syag- the second one is Kapusta. Who’s the first one?

Can anyone think of one for me?

Saw Wood saw wood saw that no other Wood ever saw wood saw.

shtiky shlo- r u gonna answer the questions?

shtiky shlo- can u pls explain who moshe is?

Are you talking to me by any chance?? If you are, then I prefer to be called by my nickname.

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The Goq- if the animal feed is chometz, you would not be allowed to buy it, since you are not allowed to OWN any chometz. If it is kitniyos , then you probably would be able to buy, since you are allowed to OWN kitniyos , but you can’t EAT kitniyos {unless you’re sfardi, and then you would actually be allowed to EAT the animal feed! =)}.

… another thing good about the panasonic, is that it will never run away from you, since it is tied up!

“I call it my MiddosPod.”

“Why don’t you start to sell it?”

“No I don’t think that’s a good idea because then people would C”v steal and copy music from each other!!”

I thought u were gonna ask about the umbrella company called ‘Cloud Nine’! LOL!

So there was once a bachur who came to R’ Scheinberg and he said to him that since R’ Scheinberg had so many pairs of tzitzis, if he could just have one pair! So R’ Scheinberg told him to come back in another year.

So he came back a year later and asked him again for a pair of tzitzis. And the bachur pulled out a bag for him to put the tzitzis into.

So R’ Scheinberg took off a pair of tzitzis and asked the bachur, “what are you going to do with this pair??” So the bachur answered, ” I will wear it on Yom Kippur!”

So R’ Scheinberg took off another pair of tzitzis and said, ” what are you going to do withthis pair?” So the bachur answered, ” I will wear it on Rosh Hashana!”

So R’ Scheinberg took off one more pair and said, ” and what will you do with this pair??” So the bachur answered, ” I”ll take off the tzitzis I’m wearing now, and wear this pair a whole year round!

Sometime after that, the boy was driving with 4 of his friends, and the car rolled over a cliff. The other 3 boys were killed, and he was the only one living, but he was very badly injured.

The paramedics came, and they started taking care of him, and they noticed, that all the the parts of his body were bleeding and very badly wounded, except for one part.

The entire part where he was wearing his tzitzis (he was wearing R’ Scheinberg’s tzitzis at the time) was not even touched at all from the accident!!! AMAZING!!!

There was once a bachur who was going to America, and R’ Scheinberg asked him to get him a certain type of soap for the shower. So the bachur looked for that type of soap, and he couldn’t find it, so he decided that R’ Scheinberg probably wanted to get the soap because he had a skin condition, so he got him all types of creams for the skin. He came back to Eretz isroel and told R’ Scheinberg that he got him the creams because he assumed he had a skin condition. So R’ Scheinberg replied,”No, B”H my skin is fine! But the reason why I wanted this type of soap is because I realized that this type of soap washes off a little quicker than regular soap, and the faster the soap washes off, the faster I can get back yto learning!!”You see how R’ Scheinberg zt”l was machshiv even one minute of learning Torah!!

Can it be used on Shabbos?

Someone asked R’ Avraham Schorr Shlit”a what to do about drinking on Purim, and he said to just drink a drop of alcohol and go to sleep for a half hour, and you will be yotzeh the mitzvah.

{TROLL ALERT!} {TROLL ALERT!}

yes please!!

http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/in-honor-of-yom-kippur-by-popa

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In honor of Yom Kippur, let’s make fun of people who don’t keep the mitzvos. In this way we will emulate R’ Akiva ?’ ????? ??? ?????? ?????? ?????

I will start.

You know the women’s minyanim who want to lein, but they want to pretend they care about halacha, so they don’t say birchas hatorah in the morning so they can say it when they are “called up”.

So I decided I want to bring korbanos. But there is no beis hamikdash, and I’m not a kohen. So what I do, is that I make shevuos and nedarim, and basically create for myself all the halachos. Like I’ll take a sheep every day, and swear I must bring it with all the halachos of a tamid. I leave out the ones I can’t do, like I say I am allowed to be tamei. On shabbos, I have my goyish neighbor do it for me, since I can’t shecht.

Anyway, my problem is that this morning during pesukei d’zimrah, I was making my korban todah like I always do, and I forgot that we don’t bring a todah today.

But I already made it. And I said it would be piggul if I don’t eat it before the end of the zman. And it is too much to eat, and I make it so only I can eat it because I know other people think it’s a joke.

So can I eat it on yom kippur?

(This is me doing teshuva before yom kippur for the serious thread I made on tisha b’av.)

Posted 4 months ago #